Well, Disney and sporting events are all cancelled. Go to the grocery store.
Austin Gutierrez
When does the market open next? When can I next splurge on GUSH?
William Allen
go out shooting
Jeremiah Brown
you've sure been quiet the past week
William Bailey
poor little SNSS Pajeet i'm sure todays pump had you maximum dosing on hopeium but you just couldn't quite make it back up to your average purchase price of .55 Sad!
Austin Allen
Stay away from me
Liam Edwards
I sold all my SQQQ calls for a loss and bought some TQQQ ones, but kept the rest of my puts, this market is fucking retarded
Carson Hughes
>how are you planning on dealing with the supply issues with masks >WaSH yoUr HAnDs
The Monday crash will destroy any gains made from this scam meme pump
Michael Price
BLOOD RED PLEASE GOD I NEED TO GET MY MONEY BACK FROM THESE PUTS I NEED CRIMSON RED IN THE STREETS BANKERS JUMPING OFF SKYSCRAPERS FLOOR TRADERS COMMITTING SUICIDE DIRECTLY ON THE TRADE FLOOR THROUGH MANUAL STRANGULATION
avg american will put on a 2 week old mask and then think they are invulnerable
it doesn't work for americans
Michael Jackson
Hospitals are literally running out of kits to test people with. Expect cases and deaths to moon as hospitals run out of ICU space t. dad is a VA administrator
>europe fucked in 6 days >america fucked in 9 days > supply down 15% in Los Angeles / Long Beach > situation will be DIRE as it is in Italy now > 6-8 week delay for supply chain disruption between Asia and USA
Gabriel Green
Either today's gains get destroyed or mine for the year get destroyed. Still fucking here buying SPXU after hours hoping for the best.
Nathan Walker
Yeah but too early, I saw it at .88 and thought it was too good to be true.
Leo Young
i think italy is through the worst outbreak, next are spain and germany, already seeing large panic here in krautistan, everything is fucking cancelled, not even church is held
Grayson Perez
Basically yeah
Cooper Robinson
The market wanted a competent response from the president, you've been told this for days now
Brody Brooks
got in at .54 cents woo
Gavin Cox
For aids? Fag!
Grayson Flores
A sign that the market still isn't riding on any kinds of fundamentals and there's hell of a lot of air to be let out. Which will be let out. Also this was an expected bounce after that big fall yesterday. We'll resume drop Monday.
Lucas Ortiz
Go to any major city (if you're not in one already) and ride on public transportation. Don't forget to cough and sneeze, especially on the hand rails.
Logan Taylor
Coff on booomers pls.
Aiden Sullivan
Post the million dollars you claimed to have made from your puts. LMAO.
Eli Martinez
If the mainstream media doesn’t report on it, it’s not real and the markets won’t be affected. Markets are only affected by the Jews and the boomers who watch CNBC.
Dylan Williams
Buy VIX now
Austin Bailey
The bloodbath starts when the results from all this increased testing come in
Brayden Myers
>Bulls got the last laugh. please bear in mind the time scale of the 2008 crash. true bears are hibernating until Fall
Because it was a 60 minute plug for this companies right before close. I can't even be mad, it was expertly planned and executed.
Cooper Foster
However it might also mean increased positive tests on people with very mild symptoms lowering public perception of danger.
Liam Edwards
I bought a call and im up 18 bucks on it
Jacob Cruz
-7K, holy I keep loosing I suck at this and this is truly the first time I feel depressed. Trump played us like a fiddle, such a calculated wording to pump fuck man, my puts got raped like myself
Joshua Robinson
>mfw my trading app has DRIP but no GUSH. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You mean the market hasn’t acted like this since the last recession? Retard.
Gabriel Edwards
I did, feeling really good
Nathan Cox
>macrovoices Based Erik called this virus panic in january
Noah Campbell
You guys are retarded, the panic is priced in now. The conference held by Trump was to get rid of the crazy nut jobs literally spreading fear because orange man bad.
I hope those retarded marxist trannies from chapo trap house that have been shit posting here are on suicide watch but those faggots probably don't even own stocks, they just pretend just like they do with their gender.
Bears are about to get fucked because they were too stupid to realize when the average person on the street is bragging about the money they are making shorting the market that's a fucking key sign to get out. Glad I sold all my volatility shit yesterday it's bull time!
>t. dad is a VA admin Immediately discarded. The VA has been a cesspool for years, I wouldn’t trust anything any VA higher up has said.
Nolan King
Good choice, I was thinking too much "time in vs timing". Hope you bought in lots of 40 to avoid a forced sell.
Jason Ortiz
You're also forgetting that increased cases = increased number of recoveries. Like imagine how much the market is going to pump in 2 weeks when Tom Hanks announces he's corona free? Panic is over. Bottom is in. Screen cap this.
we need to learn more about this "BBRRRRR" phenomenon.
Alexander Jackson
I HOPE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BOUGHT THE MIDDAY REGENERON AND COSTCO DIPS
I SLEPT THROUGH THE DIP IM SUCH A RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They just approved new tests and authorized purchasing a ton of them
We’re getting South Korea style drive through diagnosing. Pretty damn smart, but pretty damn late.
Was there another stock market sticky today?
Chase Powell
In order for the market to go up on Monday, all that needs to not happen is: -no big increase in cases in any country -no big increase in deaths in any country -no more celebrities test positive -no world leaders develop a cough -no leaked footage -no other bad news -nobody questions trumps logic
Buy up, boomers!
Justin Wilson
>Trump delayed it so stocks would close at finishing remarks Next week is panic time, the confirmed cases are gonna skyrocket once all the testing is widespread
