Trump declares national emergency

because money printer goes brrr
what part of "clown world" do you not understand?
even the stock market has turned into pump and dumping pajeet tier market
tell me whats the difference between trump saying they are gonna inject 500 billion and the chink from tron saying hes gonna put 1 billion into the ponzi contract? zero. theres no fucking difference. the entire system is one giant scam. we will probably make new lows next week

the market's a whore, it's out to fuck as many people as it can

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Its not. But when business are shutting down and when people will be forced into their homes like in italy or in china thats when the economy will crash.

Because it is fucking genius. It is south-korea technique, that results in least deaths.
Also SHOPS WILL STAY OPEN.
Literally testing stations at wallmarts.

IT IS GENIUS.

This. The livestream gave me a fuzzy feeling and I see the market going up so everything feels ok now.

So we do short on monday or what?

>recovery mode
Market was going to have a bounce day regardless. Yesterday was a -9% close for the top 10 worst days list.

If anybody here thinks this virus hasn’t reached a critical level, then you’re deluded. Look at what is happening in Italy. That will soon happen here, streaming on every news site, AMERICANS DYING BY THE HUNDREDS OVERNIGHT
Just wait for it. Long way to the bottom. I’m holding my SQQQ until millions start dying in Manhattan. Then TQQQ all the way. Can’t wait
t. New York scientist

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>This is the first time the president and private sector hotshots have come out and said they're doing things
Doesn't give the companies any money. A little bit of hopium can't stop what's in progress right now.

Clownworld.

When it goes Italy here, Dow to 10,000.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ha

Great time to buy puts. Monday will be a bloodbath

Yea and today the best day, get rekt bobo.

Italy is a shithole with Balkan tier healthcare.

Google Corona virus in South-Korea.
It isn't going to go Italy.

Trump has arranged a massive rollout of testing for Coronavirus thanks to Google, a bunch of healthcare companies, and Walmart

Capitalism works.

>go to walmart to get TP
>coof on others
>get into car
>go to drive through
>oh you're positive btw

Wall St is full of retarded optimists. Just consider the fact that they were still reaching for record highs while Chinese death squads were welding half a billion people's doors shut, thinking it'd have no broader impact.

If China and Italy didn't collapse, then we won't either. Sure volatility is guaranteed, but there's a difference between caution and paranoia. If Italy collapses, then yes it's time to prep your boipucci

every post here except the money printer goes brrrrr are wrong.
almost everyone with a brain knew the fed would be doing another market stimulus.
they just gave us notice a week ago and 2 of those pumps came here already the fact none of you fucks saw this coming is not surprising as most of you investors don’t take the time to do even the most basic research.
this is a bull trap so expect stocks to go down again there’ll be 1 or 2 more market pumps before the fed gives up.
again none of this is insider information but literally public knowledge that every single one of you should have access to.

except the real crash will be because of massive corporate debt and unfunded liability gaps at every level of government

This man has been drinking the feedwater again. Take him away to the infirmary.

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>155.6 cases / 1M pop
oh wow! south korea is doing so great! we are safe!

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Market had a 'black thursday' moment, largest daily drop in like 35 years or some shit, Fed cut interest rates, repo injection of $1 Trillion, Walmart is selling coronavirus tests, CVS is, target, walgreens, those stocks will go up, Donald Trump instructed the Govt to buy a FUCK ton of oil at low prices, pumping oil companies. We bubble now.

hahahaha holy shit i fucking read this in his voice i can't stop laughing. Thank you user

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If China and Italy aren't collapsing then neither will we. We have multiple windows into the future with them and other countries like SK, when one of them goes down THEN you have my permission to panic.

>china appears to have slowed the spread through quarantines
>korea appears to have slowed the spread through mass testing
>america wasnt doing either
>market dumping
>now america is ramping up testing
>market pumping
Not sure why people are confused here

They successfully contained. We didn't try and now we can't.

this. the actual intelligence of the average american is staggering

Bear markets are known to have rallies like these..., youll see next week.

Because this dump is not because of the coronavirus. The virus was the catalyst. This was going to happen anyways.

Yes. And diagnosed early you're like 0.1% likely to die.

Italy recovered 15+% today as well.
How.
Just how?
Stock market is rng or what??

Do you even need to ask?

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America acted way too late. If you think thats going to avoid new york going full wuhan you are delusional

Fed is pumping market with cash, once they stop, it'll dump like a fat man out of constipation.

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money printer go brrr bro

They're not going to allow that yet, and we are not the most indebted country in the world so we won't be the first to go when it eventually forces itself. When world volatility appears the scared money flees to the US because we're seen as the safe-haven.

HFT Algorithms. Simple as that. We're on the cool side come monday.

Cause the market is heavily manipulated

Yes. And the business is open, and total deaths are low as fuck. Just google it dumbass. They've figured out the best way to deal with this, and America is copying it as best practice. This is literally great news.

This guy gets it. You can't print your way out of these problems. This thing is going to hit so hard, and so fast people wont be able to adjust.

Its either the fed going overdrive or a lot of investors that are way more retarded that i believed.

This, what he announced will probably make the spread even worse.

And both countries have superior healthcare compared to the US.

Hahaha

And you think the US isn't even worse? People are gonna start dying without even being tested because they're too scared of being bankrupted by bills.

CEOs were behind him brah.

They are retarded. When you ever get a chance to work at a publicly traded company you realize how fucking stupid they are about everything.

I seriously hope to god you are not an american or some other euro

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Ok doomer

Is biz really this illiterate? They're literally just copying practices from South Korea. Pitstop tests and all that. South Korean has globally been considered having handled this situation best so far.

This should tell you all you need to know about this "recovery"

Which is why everybody flies here for surgeries.

because the feds just printed more than 1,5 trillion dollars?

Dead cat bounce. And its the deadest cat Ive ever seen

>DOW up 50% in one day after NYSE trading floor incinerated by nuclear bomb
because the whole thing is fucking fake
only dumb fucks cant see that the FED is what makes thins "wonderful" bubble, not Trump
not any politician
FAKE

In South Korea everybody uses masks, keeps their distance,they get alerts when infected people are nearby and they practiced extensive testing.
Americans won't use masks, won't keep their distance and won't be alerted and people won't get tested until they feel sick.

Incorrect. US healthcare is excellent, the problem is it costs an insane amount.

You don't need a nation to fall to experience an economic recession.

So excellent that you need Walmart® to be your personal medic.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAQHAHAHAHAHA

The masks are used if you are already sick retard. It won't help if you aren't sick

It was all post-market, fake trading. There's more blood to be had, we will see 40-50% losses from ATH. Still a great opportunity to jump in after a couple months as this virus really is overblown, even if it is serious it isn't THIS serious.

>Fed gave away almost 1/10th of the us economy last night
>whyd the stock market go up?
Its a mystery.

Why are americans so fucking stupid? If everybody wore the mask the risk of spreading would diminish to nothing you retarded goy.

Such a fucking joke. God I hate boomers.

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Thet are pretty much all pegged to each other at this point.

I mean come on look at how so many different stocks seem to follow each other in jumps up and down short term.