How the fuck?

Kek

OP: "This is the first time I've ever watched charts on a Friday afternoon"

Another pump and dump. Smells of last friday.

clown world confirmed but wont last for long. deep red markets next week for sure.

Is this the most DOW points gained in a day ever?

this was so obvious to anyone with a fucking brain.

If you thought the market was going to dump you are RETARDED.

haha money printer go brrrrt

yes

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>imagine doubting trump

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Holy shit. And on a Friday the 13th

Were super fucked aren't we?

Dead cat bounce. Super crash Monday. 2200+. Don't be the last to cash out this is your 2nd Chance to sell.

THE BULL MARKET IS BACK BOIS. TRUMP SAVED THE STONK MARKET AGAIN!
THOSE MAGICAL WORDS FROM THE EMPEROR WILL FILL MY HEART WITH JOY OVER THE WHOLE WEEKEND

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the oscillations are getting larger in amplitude.
we're caught in a positive feedback loop.
space-time will break down and open a rift into the chaos realm of kek.

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Short squeeze

NO. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET SICK. BUY SUPPLIES. SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>indices pump because Google is making a webpage
Where were you when entire markets turned into shitcoins?

WE'RE BACK MOTHERFUCKER. Ain't no coof that can stop the GREATEST ECONOMY EVER.

Next time you get a chance, thank a boomer. They are the only ones that could have created this perfect system.

The fed injected more loans into the system yesterday than the stock market is expected to gain in a year. Of course it went up.

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Are we literally a third world economy now that just prints money when we get in trouble?

How long before we go full olive?

orange man make stonks go pew pew

SHUT UP! Read the plan and do what I say.

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Yes.

volatility, motherfucker, have you heard of it?

I don't even know if we are printing money at this point. Some anons on pol were talking about how the 500 billion injection yesterday was literally just typed into the computer to pump the market. It's probably not even real at this point.

This crisis will dwarf anything we’ve seen in our life times I think. There will be opportunities to make money along the way of course if you know what you’re doing, but it is becoming undeniable we are on the cusp of history.

Nope, the market is based purely on retards reacting like deer.

thats one insane pump what the fuck all it takes is some corporate ads from the white house?

Boomers. This pressconference was staged with all those big businesses to calm the boomers.

God I fucking hate boomers. I hope they all die from Corona if not that their 401s are wiped out monday.

Heres to hoping.

Obviously it isn't real. The only thing that is real is inflation, but why would anyone care about something lile that?

Inject trillions NOW! Buy more cheap oil with debt and loans NOW! Amazing Job.

Poomp it

Monday will be the third blood bath. look at the infection numbers. We are fucked and a shutdown is all we can do.

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Pic related?

New to finance. My naive assumption is that the biggest gains happen alongside the biggest drops.

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Cheap oil is a check on inflation.

Remember buy low sell high?
Buyers come in at discount prices.

>Meanwhile in Europe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH etc.

Thanks Trump! Now I get buy even cheaper AND watch my communist government burn. FOUR MORE YEARS BABY AWW YISSS

of course it does as the say goes "millionaires are made in the bull market but billionaires are made in the bear market"

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One day your money will simply be worthless. You'll wake up, like you did this morning. Except for bitcoin being 50% down, prices for basic things will be in the millions.

drops are usually periods of great volatility so yea it is not surprising.

patience
shit is not over by a country mile

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

How you post here and not know what a repo is?

fucking kek
get a load of this boomer

Two dubs and a trips bringer of truth, please explain it to me

Dip and dab dip and dab dip and dab

BUT WALLSHART FEMA CAMPS COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

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That really needs to say Bogdanoff

Tell me why.. other than because it already went down

That's what a trillion dollars will get you.