lol yeah I'm watching it on NBC youtube stream as well
Daniel Cook
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
Jordan Campbell
He's out of breath. Jesus.
Kevin Roberts
HES SICK
Landon Adams
Oh. My. God. He's a dead man walking.
Carson Scott
they all look sad
Adam Edwards
It actually sounds like he is trying not to cough.
Ryder Price
he actually does seem out of it....could trump be pozzed?
Asher Anderson
RED RED RED RED RED
Blake Williams
We're fucked.
Bentley Fisher
LOL I already made $100 on my shorts since HE WALKED out! It's been like 2 minutes!
Brandon Jenkins
what the fuck why does he look so sad what the fuck
Ian Howard
NATIONAL EMERGENCY
Hudson Taylor
DUMP
Zachary Sanchez
NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!
Hudson Price
NATIONAL EMERGENCY
James Nelson
DOMP EET
Aaron Howard
I TOLD YOU YOU ONLY HAD MINUTES TO SELL YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
Nathaniel Brown
DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP
Colton Martinez
>NATIONAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL EMERGENCY >NATIONAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL EMERGENCY >NATIONAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL EMERGENCY >NATIONAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL EMERGENCY >NATIONAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL EMERGENCY
Kevin Richardson
HOLY FUCK THIS DUMP. jesus just stop fucking talking.
IS OVER IS LITERALLY OVER DRUMPF DESTROYED THE COUNTRY IN ONE TERM
Xavier Jenkins
Retards here didn't know buy the rumor and sell the news
Adam Cox
Kek he sounds retarted, Xanax or corona lungs?
Grayson Turner
NATIONAL EMERGENCY AAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ITS OVER
Noah Murphy
DAY WILL END GREEN DAY WILL END GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN JUST BELIEVE
Isaiah Hernandez
>waiving requirements so doctors can work between states >implying that entire populations of doctors will have to relocate to serve effected areas WE DEAD NIGGAS
Holy fuck he wants drive through testing stations, nevermind
Michael Reed
They waited until the end of the day to hold the speech so they could time the Fed pumping it with it. Just so that it looks like its going up because he is reassuring the people and confidence is returning. They didn't want to give the market a chance to dump.
What fucking kikes.
Jackson Cooper
LoL Its a South Korean type response. Bears are fucked LMAO
Kayden Perez
>GOD EMPEROR This was never not cringe.
Jeremiah Carter
>Unlike websites of the past Based swipe at the Obamacare website
Gabriel Brown
Drive Through Swabbings Announced!
Jeremiah Adams
BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS
Owen Wright
Trump sounds sick were all fucked sell sell sell
Robert Parker
very much big importantly uhhh obesite google website very test
Jordan Watson
>NOOOOOO THE ECONOMY IS SUPPOSED TO CRUMBLE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN GET RICH
Sebastian Garcia
This Monday will be biblical.
Austin Edwards
Did he just take a shit towards Obamacare in the middle of a declaration of national emergency?
ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
Dominic Martin
"Its just the flu stop freaking out" - orange man
Cameron Jackson
COUGH PLEASE
Ian Price
>this is a legitimate surge shut the fuck up whore
Lucas Ross
She sounds jewish.
Parker Davis
NOOOOOOO NOT MY SQQQRINOS, WHY IS THE MARKET NOT DUMPING, NOOOOO
Chase Lopez
HE SOLD?
Levi Roberts
PUT OPTIONS U T
O P T I O N S
Easton Ortiz
>Trump talks Pump >Women talks Dump
What did the jews mean by this?
Samuel Long
ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW >ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW
Ian Reed
No, he's exhausted. Probably hasn't slept much lately, what with the massive crisis.
Tyler Butler
WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUMPING
James Wilson
BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS BASED TRUMP >KILLER OF BEARS
Matthew Murphy
STOP PUMPING
Elijah Thomas
LOL ALL HE HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH AND THE STOCK MARKET SHITS ALL OVER ITSELF WHAT A WASTE OF 2 TRILLION DOLLARS
GOOGLE IS SAVING US >GOOGLE IS SAVING US GOOGLE IS SAVING US >GOOGLE IS SAVING US GOOGLE IS SAVING US >GOOGLE IS SAVING US GOOGLE IS SAVING US >GOOGLE IS SAVING US
Parker Murphy
Bros google actually uses google sheets?
Brayden Green
>a fucking website
Jaxson Hernandez
No, he seems kinda... tired. He might be sick.
Kayden Jenkins
won't matter when 10s of thousands of americans get it and states become locked down.
the drive-by swabbing is very effective but I don't know if it can be applied efficiently in a country that big
Daniel Russell
its priced in you fuck. You think the market hasn't listened to all the health experts about lock downs and infection rates
Nicholas Edwards
When do they expire?
Ethan Davis
GOOGLE IS GOING TO SAVE US HOLY FUCK
Ayden Gonzalez
OHNONONO THEY'RE UNLEASHING THE MANLET
Logan Young
SMALL MOUND
Alexander Flores
This, its too late to stop the spread, one week when its 300,000 confirmed and everything is locked down its new lows. Good thing i bough calls dated out 6mos
lmao Ok bois hodl them inverse ETFs over weekend for black monday when some super bad shit goes down. remember that retards will equate higher confirmed case numbers with wider spread. once the testing begins, those numbers will shoot up and retards will doump the dow through the floor.
