/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

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Literally the entire world is waiting on this guy and he's over 20 minutes late. How can you possibly be bullish?

DDDDRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

haha money printer goes brrrr

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>tfw spent my life's savings on puts

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IGSB going up,
trump announcing unlimited credit to corporations.

INO FASTTRACKED
VACCINES NOW

ALL BOARDS

REPORT IN

trump is going to fuck the markets up isn't he?

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>market manipulation
>stalling to have speech after markets close
This is the power of liberal democracies?

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Delaying to keep it green until closing, the news is bad.

>ORANGE NIGGER LOVING JEW GOLEM

ORANGE MAN LATE

He wanted to buy puts, but RH is acting up

WHERE THE FUCK IS TRUMP? IVE BEEN "TAKING A SHIT" AT WORK FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES.

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Has there been a more chad politician? He's making the entire world wait for him

>he's waiting until the circuit breakers are disabled in order to crash the market

trump in the tank for the bears

WTF HAPPENED BROS
TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY WAS SECURED HOW COULD A FUCKING FLU DESTROY ALL THE GAINS HE BROUGHT IN THE MARKET?!?!?!!

A reporter just said bear market on the stream.

By the time he shows up, it will be closed

he's waiting until they cant trigger the circuit breakers.
Based Trump.

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I knew it... I'm taking advice from a bunch of faggots.

Mondays going to be a fucking bloodbath

TRUMP WILL PUMP

TRUMP WILL PUMP

SELL KIDNEYS 100x LONG

kek

I WANT TO FUCK CORONA-CHAN FOR THE PURPOSE OF BECOMING HER DISEASED SLAVE

BACK TO YOUR DESK WAGIE

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It fucking better be

/leftypol/ checking in

>THE WORLD WAITS ON TRUMP
>PROVES AMERICAN SUPERIORITY
EXTREMELY BULLISH

>15 min before close
>he comes out
>"It's Happening"
>end transmission

>NO TELEPROMPTER
>NO TELEPROMPTER

He's gonna freestyle this and crash the economy

Trump is a women. Only women are late

WHY IS HE WEARING A CBRN SUIT WHAT THE FUCK
>WHY IS HE WEARING A CBRN SUIT WHAT THE FUCK
WHY IS HE WEARING A CBRN SUIT WHAT THE FUCK
>WHY IS HE WEARING A CBRN SUIT WHAT THE FUCK
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WHY IS HE WEARING A CBRN SUIT WHAT THE FUCK
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WHY IS HE WEARING A CBRN SUIT WHAT THE FUCK
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>WHY IS HE WEARING A CBRN SUIT WHAT THE FUCK

DON'T STOP MOVING THESE HANDS FEDNIGGERS

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Trumps speech will rocket the stock market to the moon. Screen cap this post

It will be a biblical crash

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lmao

Waiting until they cant trigger the breakers and it only closes 2k down.

he's gonna delay til 4, the fucking pussy

lmao we just huddled round my phone to watch Boris Johnson's speech yesterday
something like this should be required viewing desu

not a board

BIBLICAL

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He really is gonna stall till close, huh...

>trump delay means breakers won't trip

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Yas Forums checking in

local /x/man here

digits confirm, Blood monday 17k

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YOU FUCKING ORANGE NIGGER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US????

How come you are so greedy and retarded
first rule has to be invest only the money you can spend

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Something is wrong, sell.

Imma take a shit, can't be fucked to wait on this lazy faggot.

Yas Forums here. waiting for my fucking nioh 2 amazon package and this fat orange fuck ain't here yet

I kind of feel that if he was planning to delay, he would have just scheduled it for later.
Then again, that might send the wrong signal to the markets.

Market reacts better to no-show Trump than it does to babbling bullshit Trump.
Smartest move ever.
4D CHESS.

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DOW IS GOING UP?

>WAITS UNTIL CLOSE
>ANNOUNCES THE MARKETS ARE HALTED FOR ONE MONTH EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
>NATIONAL STATE OF EMERGENCY
>MARTIAL LAW IN EFFECT

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I doubt there's anything he can say at this point that would flip the market. The damage has been done and people will panic regardless

SET FOR 3 AND WAITED AN HOUR TO TRICK TRADERS TODAY

ULTRA BEAR NEWS INCOMING

bingo

SIRENS ON STREAM HE"S DYING

All part of his plan.

WHY ARE THE GAY MARKETS STILL PUMPING

who else is seeing that blonde attention whore

Yas Forums here

Deadass this is the last chance you have to pull your money out and put it into TVIX or SQQQ there's a very low possibility Monday isn't going to be a fucking shit show for America

>Universities closing down
>Sporting events stopped
>Massive amount of companies telling workers to work from home
>US is shitting the bed

>making fun of trump on stream

lol based.

>people itt think that him receiving updates on new bill and stimulus is a happening

AMBULANCE COMING FOR TRUMP

Yas Forumschecking in
Daddy needs a new squat rack for the garage

Today was an ez $312 made. All cash now over the weekend. Get ready for black friday the 13th

I agree. People always speculate about market action. There maybe some tactics at play here

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What kind of gay ass layout are you using?

>Trump about to throw the deuces and fly away in a helicopter.

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>he's actually going to wait until market closes
The absolute madman

Another Yas Forums here. I just hope the world keeps it together long enough for me to install doom eternal.

bodybuilding.com misc checking in

INB4 HE GOT CORONAD AND FUCKING DIED TEN MINUTES AGO

Guaranteed lost election, expect more brrrrrrrrrrrr announcements

Jerome is in the back room furiously pumping his persoal "Funny Munny" printer

he's literally having coughing fits as we speak
it will be cancelled or pence will do it
after market of course
monday biggest red day ever confirmed

WHERE ARE ALL user FROM LAST GENERAL SAYING THERE WOULD BE NO BAD NEWS WHAT NOW.
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>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>$500 billion appears

>mfw been short for weeks and actually making money
literally never covering

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>Yas Forums still supports this useless orange

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Cant find trump, secret service searching the white house for him, he is not in the pantry.

What's happeingn!?!

Runite Support at 22000

Yas Forumsizen here
i seek all gains
NO HUMANITY

SELL SELL SELL

The faggots on CNBC said the markets would still trade electronically though

What if he just started showing symptoms

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OH, the gayest then.

PFE taking steps to tackle COVID19.... calls calls calls

Trump's not signing the covid-19 survival bill, we're all going to die. Also fuck Pelosi for getting the market's hopes up.

To prevent boomers going into depression mode for the weekend.

>trump grouping all the MSM reporters in one place to gas them with corona-chan

Ok but seriously it was for 3pm Eastern right?

>fed pumps for +5%
>give a speech on how everything's fine and market is recovering
smart

what is the alternative? a communist or a molester?

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how much you damn cuck

Next Monday will make the previous one look like a joke.

How is that fucking ape still not talking?

r/Socialism checking in

>yfw the white house doctor is running like a mother fucker to tell Trump he's positive

Are we ready bears?

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>i seek all gains
>NO HUMANITY
You've got the survivor mindset user. You're ready.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS ORANGE KEK?

>trump not showing up at all
Extremely bullish

Bro, that's literally to just slow down the spread of the virus, everybody is going to get this shit, but they don't want everybody to have it at once.

Yup

My hands are fucking shaking holding all this SQQQ, please fuck up trump

Yas Forums never supported that fraud, it was all memes for the lulz that outsiders mistook for support causing them to invade from facebook and reddit

weird as fuck - dump already

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Based

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MARTIAL LAW DECLARED
>FEMA TO BE DEPLOYED
>ELECTIONS SUSPENDED
MARTIAL LAW DECLARED
FEMA TO BE DEPLOYED
ELECTIONS SUSPENDED
>MARTIAL LAW DECLARED
>FEMA TO BE DEPLOYED
>ELECTIONS SUSPENDED

I did a smart

is trump ever going to speak

hes literally half an hour late to his own conference what is his PROBLEM

SNIBBEDY SNAB
:DDD

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Its time

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TWO MINUTE WARNING FROM NBC

2 MINUTES

/k/ommando ready and waiting

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BREAKING: TRUMP AND PENCE IN ICU, PELOSI IS NOW PRESIDENT

>waiting until market close
It's fucking over get out

user, you‘re gay.

Yas Forums reporting in

nytimes.com/2020/03/13/nyregion/coronavirus-new-york-update.html
NYC LOCKDOWN OVER WEEKEND, OVER 400 CASES, SPREADING FASTER THAN EUROPE, BUY FOOD NOW

WHERE IS TRUMP

People on stream are allegedly saying 3:30 is the new time so in a minute

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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>Mnuchin rolls Trump out in a wheel chair

even if he announces something good, market will dump at end of day

WHY NOT JUST SAY YOU WILL DO IT AT 4 YOU JEW LOVER

Yes, but its gonna help with printing money because of people's overreaction

>"It's just a joke guys. There's no corona virus"
>all "dead" people come out laughing

HE ARRIVED

HE'S HERE

True Yas Forums users who didn't invade from reddit and facebook do not worship this kike loving, Israeli cock gobbling faggot