Oh fuckkkkkkk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT CHEETO STUPID RIGHT??

>oh fuck

Kek it’s already crashing again

So the sale starts at 3? IM gonna buy Disney. They are tanking really hard right now.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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HE'S GOING TO ANNOUNCE THAT CHINA UNLEASHED A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON UPON THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's going to announce he has the virus and will be hospitalized for several weeks.

And stonks will go up.

who isn't selling their positions now? too much of a gamble with this man

Based retard

>expecting a narcisstic compulsive liar to be honst

Kek wew lad pal, bud

DRRRRRUMPFFF

>He dies
Oh no what will we do without pillar of confidence and prudence, Donald John Trump.

He got vaccine.

i don't really expect him to offer this information up willingly, but you never know

however i do think he will be forced out of power very soon. everybody knows he is not fit for this moment, i'm sure his administration realizes it as well

The fire rises

wandered in from r*ddit, eh?

He's probably going to announce the Israeli "vaccine" just released and that we all need to get it

When will he start tweeting *ahem* before his conferences.

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Be about kike feds bailing people out and muh vaccines that won't help

Trump has corona. Mark my words

dink dink
*coof*
My fellow Americans

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I don't know user, they seem alike.. Tump's up to something..

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This but unironically

must be tough knowing that most people don't see the world the way you do.

This temporarily hurts his standing but things will settle back down in summer. Biden is the lamest of lame duck candidates to run against in an incumbent year, way worse than Romney and Kerry, dude can't even put a sentence together without forgetting where he is and the support is begrudging even within his own party.

Trump has shown serious turnout potential in a meaningless primary thus far. With one dud of a candidate and one polarizing incumbent with a stout and inspired base I'm still saying it's 80% Trump re-election.

If you're going to bet the election I say get your money on Trump BEFORE the debates because that is where Biden's stock is going to tank dramatically. Guy couldn't handle softball pressure from his own party mates, now he's going against the biggest stage bulldog American politics have seen thus far.

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Trump's core is solid and will turn out reliably, however I don't think he can demotivate enough people who want him out this time around, even with Biden running, who has no enthusiastic support. I think the desire to get Trump out will overcome everything else.

YES, Trump slowly suffocating would not only make my day but also completely trash the market. Bring it on, I have money ready.

HAHA CRAIG IS JUST LIKE MR. DONALDD TRUMPS SIRS XXXDDDDD buy now

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>implying Trump's presence isn't contributing to the market going down

> I think the desire to get Trump out will overcome everything else.

The Democratic Party has serious turnout issues within their voting base, which is why they run "get out the vote" programs every cycle. They're going to be reaaaallly hard pressed to get people to turn out in battlegrounds for a senile fogey whose only message is "Beat Trump", people tend to vote for someone more than against someone. But yeah this is speculation, we will see, I'm willing to put my money where my analysis is though. It's easy to get confused in a media landscape that is dominated by liberal, NYC and LA outfits where the election is won in Florida and the heartland.

By November, 5% of his voters over 60 will be dead, 10% of his voters over 70, and 20-40% of his voters 80+.

But maybe he'll get lucky and the younger crowd will stay home for the second wave of COVID19 when it hits in the Fall.

*gives gold award*

And I know this comparison is a little tired at this point but this does draw parallels with the Brexit situation. Right after the vote (which wasn't supposed to happen), and for the next 3 years, globalist media and politicians ran constant messaging about how it was a mistake, and "everyone totally regrets it", trotted out polls showing strong favor for Remain, stalled any further talks and trade agreements as well as the actual Brexit date itself. All this did was sow DEEPER resentment and resolve in the neglected population, and they came back with an absolute smackdown of Remainer politicians in the follow up vote, the worst since 1935.

I'm banking on an "unexpected" (by the media) Trump win by 400 electoral votes, and I think he gets states like Minnesota this time. He only needs a popular vote edge of like 500,000 to pull that off and his campaign has been working margin states hard.

go back pleb

he's going to declare national emergency so yes, he's about to fuck us again

ORANGE MAN BAD!!!!!!!

Based newfag leftist cringe merchant

Why do people think the president controls what the Fed does?

Probably a sound analysis if all other things were held equal.

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FUCK THE POLITICAL ANALYSIS IS THIS BEARISH OR BULLISH????

Bearish. He just declared a national emergency and the bump is gone for today.

Shut the fuck up low iq incel, take your partisan hack goggles off. He butchered us with his response to this. Jfc kill yourself

This faggot has a middle name?

Did he declare that or did some reporter just tweet that he will do so?

Trump two weeks ago:
On Wednesday, in front of a packed White House briefing room, President Trump told the country there were only 15 cases of coronavirus in the US, and “within a couple days [it is] going to be down to close to zero.”

Right.

Don't worry brah, Bernie is gonna sweeeeeep

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Get woke, go Broke.

In all seriousness though, if you think Biden can debate the orange and not be absolutely defenestrated go get a test, the virus went to your brain.

>If you don;t like it you can go vote for the other Biden for senate

>isn't he
yup

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STATE OF EMERGENCY AHHHHHHHH

reporters

He is going to announce that the US found a cure/antidote.

China sends her regards.

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Oh they will soon enough commie.

Look at all these triggered Trump cucks. # # # # # # # # # # #

Just admit it. Trump took the credit for the market and now boomers who voted for him have their entire pensions to zero gains since he started. Not only he fucked the situation, he actually is incompetent when he addresses about the situation. You can't even take what he says seriously and have to wait for someone else after him to correct him.. he's an absolute joke. If Trumpcucks weren't such NPC simps they would be able to see it but they're just another "RED TEAM GOOD. BLUE TEAM BAD."

If the US landed the vaccine first and got it into mass production that would be a based W

Would totally BTFO China

He going to save the market by letting everyone get infected and die.

NO I JUST BOUGHT WHAT THE FUCK

BASTE

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Why the fuck are you even here? Judging by your over use of formatting and recycled old memes you're clearly some fucking redditor.

HOLY BASED