Reminder to close your positions at least 2 hours before closing time (honestly closing within the first 2 hours of open is probably the best play).
Zachary Rogers
Last week when we had that 5% green day i told people to sell the rip and they laughed. Now i feel vindicated and smart but also retarded since i didnt follow my own advice.
Nicholas Gutierrez
Care to explain why?
Chase King
Fuck aussies and fuck algos, I've waiting too long for this.
Adrian Perry
This isn't the end of the market. This is the end of the dollar.
Caleb Thompson
Australians are merely postponing their demise until Monday. Some fund or another decided to 'bet' that showing a nice little Australia rally would lead global markets to be higher after the weekend. Not the case.
Hodl until it all bottoms out. When that is, who knows. Although it was mentioned in a previous thread, what are some prime stocks to be eyeballing during this monumental crash? I'm thinking within the next few weeks KO, O, VZ, what are some other sweet divie stocks that are in fire sale territory?
Landon Flores
ITS 10 MINUTES BEFORE TRADING CEASES IN AUS LAD
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I BUY?
Xavier Brown
the futures contracts are just bets made by retards
Brandon Ward
basically all in on UVXY do i sell tomorrow afternoon expecting a real response that'll pop the markets green over the weekend (for a day or two before the apocalypse returns, obviously) or do i hold through the weekend in the expectation that COVID mutates or an earthquake sinks LA or something....
Christopher Hughes
I get that canada is a meme, but is there any solid stocks to grab for cheap with dividends? IPL is the only one i've seen worth fuck
Jayden Jenkins
More states are closing their schools. I'm starting to regret not getting in on the SQQQ when it was 25.
Ian Myers
Probably going to wait until around noon to squeeze what little pump out of my speculative stocks to go bargain bin shopping around close, or wait to see how lower some others will go
Eli Cruz
Who would go long right now, america is about to be shut down within 2-3 weeks. In california practically every large event has been banned, churches are being shut down, almost everyone who can work from home is. It's shocking the optimism right now. Yes corona virus will be defeated and overcome but that time is not now, we're barely at the beginning of it in america.
Blake Roberts
1) as a publicly traded company they are beholden to their stock holders 2) some quantity of their own money is tied up in stock, whether as a result of just the nature of issuing stock and the restrictions on insider trading (they can't just dump it all right after their IPO), or point 3 3) Employees (both at the lowest level and the highest level) may have or receive compensation in the form of stock, they may even be given stock as part of a retirement portfolio
That list isn't exhaustive but that's good enough
Austin Peterson
*Ahem*
I've been around the world A couple of times or maybe more I've seen the sights, I've had delights On every foreign shore But when my mates all ask me The place that I adore I tell them right away...
if we even start recovering in the next month, next earnings season is going to tank it right back down when the lost business of COVID finally becomes apparent
if you want to go long, go for high calls like a year out
Landon Brooks
A rope
Matthew Martinez
>Dow futures dipped to below -3% and are now green The fuck happened
Carter Watson
SQQQ should be pretty cute tomorrow right? I might queue up some buys before bed
Ausies give everyone neet bucks and saved the world.
Jack Bailey
Straya shitposted the markets into green.
Brandon Walker
Been thinking the same thing myself, look out for something big tomorrow like Trump getting rona'd or NYC/any full state going into quarantine. One of those is bound to happen soon and if it doesn't happen tomorrow it will happen over the weekend.
Wyatt Young
They printed money again.
Owen Robinson
Dead cat bounce in Australia.
Juan Diaz
So I know SQQQ is triple leveraged and inverted it's a U.S. based ETF has anyone used any of the canadian variants like HXD, HSD or HQD? SQQQ is up so high and being Canadian it would save me currency conversion plus with our PM's wife and possibly our PM having corona-chan I figure the Canadian markets are gonna go down a lot. Anyone use these?
Any better canadian options? Think it's a decent alternative to SQQQ because I feel unless we get a green day tomorrow SQQQ is too high to get it right now
William Hall
The old Waltzing Matilda dead jumbuck bounce.
I believed in you Australia, valiant effort, back to our regularly scheduled SPY gap down in the morning.
Why are future traders so retarded? The only reason Australia went green is because they went Yang Gang. That shit isn’t going to happen in the states. They just saw them go green and thought we are going to rally back to 30k tomorrow
Justin Anderson
It's just bouncing around between 20XXX and 20XXX, don't get your hopes up.
Mason Price
Guys what the fuck is happening
Carson Martin
Just be aware inverse ETFs pay a derivative (as opposed to a dividend), so the tax implications might be different for you (for example in the US they can be counted as ordinary income)
Jack Miller
BUY WMT (Wallmart) AND COST (Costco) AND KO (Coca cola)
Camden Edwards
20XXX and 20YYY*
Jaxon Clark
MORE VOLATILITY BABY
Charles Lewis
An oil bailout with a dem house? Doubt it.
Angel Barnes
Horizons betapro is pretty much the main option if you want leveraged etfs in Canada. They only do 2x. Now you be very careful about going leveraged short right here. If you're paying attention to US futures right now you will see just how precarious everything is. Market can rocket up in blink of an eye with this kind of volatility.
Brody Martinez
It’s literally niggers, pajeets, algos and gamblers betting against each other clinging to any scrap of news
Christian Fisher
Why are futures mooning lmao, shit is getting shut the fuck down.
Jacob Martinez
DEAR ALL LEAFS,
if you are trading US stocks in anything but a RRSP, prepare for the IRS and CRA to tag team your butthole.
John Wilson
AUS managed to steal some of our celebrities by infecting them with a mild form of covid
Luis Edwards
All you have to do is get a little momentum so that the people who shorted get the fear of god and watch those big profits walk out the door. Theyll start closing positions and it creates a spike.
This shit is way oversold to begin with. dont get me wrong, i think 15k Dow is possible...but were ahead of ourselves here.
Cooper Jones
I'm young enough that if my stocks don't recover at some point it's because we're living in a nuclear hellscape where people are investing in berries and rocks instead, and I don't need cash. Should I just ride this coaster to the end?
The cat hit the stairs so fucking hard it bounced a few metres
Connor Howard
Yeah I know that but I cant imagine people are gonna wanna stay long on a lot of stuff over the weekend. I'm thinking there will be a sell off. Where did U.S futures finish I was with the family tonight
Christopher Cooper
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY IT'S SUDDENLY GREEN WHEN IT WAS -2%?!!?!?!?!
Aaron Morales
>unch >unch >unch >unch Why are the European markets a gay nightclub?
John Green
* 20XYZ and 20UVW
Brandon Peterson
It determines their valuation which is all they care about. That valuation is used in anything from credit lines, buyouts, bailouts, etc.
Cooper Anderson
Futures are going to be shat on when the Australia seratonin-rush depletes itself.
Bentley Edwards
Who cares? Market is going down for another month.
Juan Baker
Futures are open and currently up 2.25%
John Jones
Blacks unironically think they’re immune to this btw. It’s borderline schizophrenic that they think that ancient blacks were super high tech and friends with aliens and that a black scientist created whites as a mistake.
Colton Martinez
too big to fail the dems arent all bernie sanders waiting for the collapse. barring a miraculous recovery trump already lost the reelection on this. biden gang needs to somewhat limit the chaos now
