>Ontario just cancelled 2 weeks of school following spring break >Trudeau has corona >US borders closed >NYC probably going to be shut down I think I'm finally going to sell everything tomorrow. Fuck all this shit.
kaguya is shit and you should feel bad for making this shitty OP. never post here again
Oliver Walker
>>Trudeau has corona Is this for real, or just rumor?
Jace Hernandez
Nothing is priced in, nothing has been priced in, the markets aren't thinking ahead anymore they're reacting to whatever news comes out the day of.
Aiden Roberts
Repostin my autism
>why is everyone talking disney instead of seaworld? Look at that absolutely gorgeous drop, and they are already a thirded and haven't even closed the parks yet, and unlike disney they have both no secondary revenue streams and ludicrous mandatory expenses from all the expensive as shit animals they have to keep alive in all their parks. If I wasn't a dumbass and shorted that shit a week ago I would be six figures now
Oh yeah if nothing is priced in then how do you know where the bottom is priced in? Where is your crystal ball faggot?
Colton Green
Elementary and high schools, which means parents need to take time off work to take care of their sniveling fuckwit kids, which means economic decline.
Anthony Williams
My lips have been dry the last couple days. Am I dead?
Dominic Kelly
its 80% emotional reacting, everything will be fine and moon in a month
Jason Phillips
Noob question: how come panic selling lasts for several days/weeks? Who sees a blood-red market and decides they want to sell, just not until the following day? Surely the people who are looking to offload their shares would want to get rid ASAP and all the selling would happen in one day?
Hudson Wood
how is it possible to stop the bleeding? federal reserve just dumping money into the market (trading stability now for inflation in the future)? what are the options available for halting freefall? why not just let it go, and the invisible hand will fix it eventually?
>1.5 - 3% of the population will die >5 - 10% will require critical hospital care >emotional reacting
And remember that these statistics are from China, a healthy country, and Italy, a healthy country. We have diabetes and obesity everywhere.
Ethan Wright
People need to stop fucking selling, but at this point it has cascaded so far that I think the entire economy will grind to a halt. Just wait until people and companies start going bankrupt, then shit will get real.
Michael Long
godamn I thought they said crypto was immune to this shit
>China, a healthy country Are you smoking fucking crack? Literally every adult in China is a chain smoker.
Dylan Diaz
cash gang gang gang what u buyin
Austin Phillips
not true, japanese and aussie stocks could well finish green at this rate
Julian Diaz
>all 3% are boomers moon confirmed
Isaiah Reyes
So I had been trying to save up longer before I thought about investing but given the current situation Would it be a bad idea to start putting $500 into some kind of medical or mortuary stocks? Is that to little to even bother with? Or will things keep dropping maybe? I could comfortably lose 500 and still have a decent savings is why I picked that number - had been trying to get to a comfy thou before jumping in but wondering if the time is ripe now
Charles Long
Wall Street jews got their hands in crypto so now it goes up and down with the regular market.
Noah Parker
America has more people with obesity, diabetes, and heart problems.
Kevin Anderson
Accumulate REFR cheapies
Mason Diaz
What do I get if it’s real red tomorrow, KO, DIS, or MO?
Carson Roberts
That's what I mean by a dead cat bounce. We'll finish green but there won't be anything holding it up since the issues are still the same
Nathaniel Parker
feels good man. i've been calling for a huge crash, still think 14,000 is possible. Shiller PE has been bloated for ages and no one respects that earnings should determine price. "it's different this time". get fucked dummies
Isaac Ramirez
It's a combo of panic and a small stock bubble popping/deflating (SPCE at $35, seriously?). Once the trauma of clogged hospitals and morgues fades it should come back from depression to generic recession territory
Landon Evans
>since the issues are still the same the market is fundamentally strong, this virus just has idiots panic selling
Asher Price
Hey, it bounces back a lot harder than it sinks and for even less reason too but maybe you will learn that the hard way you faggot.
Gabriel Howard
He'll be fine No one thinks he actually sleeps with his wife or touches her ever It's just a publicity stunt
William Edwards
The state needs to stop shutting shit down, we could have been green today if not for Trump's spastic kneejerk travel ban.
No one can say if the time is ripe now. Just buy and wait or dont buy and lose this chance...
James Wright
Savanon...Pendy...how much lower can it go....
Noah Taylor
bruh the important thing is safety and health. Nobody cares about stonks and money
Isaac King
>completely uncited graph about something irrelevant smoking + pneumonia = dead
Jacob Rodriguez
I'm of the same mindset. Valuations are fucked and this was 30 years in the making because bailouts didn't let the unproductive capital flush.
Daniel Lopez
In the sense that you got pissed on?
Michael Sanders
Diabetes is rampant in Asian cultures due to their rice consumption and I’d wager hypertension is higher because they work themselves to death in literal sweat shops.
Alexander Turner
>fundamentally strong
What is fundamentally strong about quarantines, small businesses going bankrupt, and drop in consumer demand? You do not have a day like Monday of this week and come back from it without a recession. The Jews smell blood and they're short this to the bottom, profiting off of those who deny reality.
Whats better is that its a fucking useless ban at this point, when all the major cities already have people spreading it. The time for a travel ban was a few weeks ago, as always its LATE LATE LATE.
If he had spent 100 million dollars testing people coming in from europe and isolating them for a couple of weeks he wouldve saved himself the rest of the money that the panic caused. It was fucking retarded.
Lucas Walker
No actually that isn't the important thing, the important thing is money because you need money to be safe and healthy in the first place. Poverty, depression and unhealthy lifestyle all go hand in hand.
Andrew Garcia
>implying it will stop here Most schools will be shut down by this time next week. Then all commercial flights. Trump even said this morning it's a possibility that they'll have to enforce travel restrictions in the country, at least in hot zones.
Lucas Thomas
S&P 2K is the bottom.
Adrian Brooks
>forecasting lol
Connor Butler
Beautiful Corona, blessing us with cheap, quality, divvy stock.
im just waiting for English speakers to recover from corona and explain to people its not that big of a deal
I read that a few prominent celebrities have tested positive, so we will know for certain the potential effects from what i still believe is just a really bad type of flu.
Lincoln Clark
The largest cryptos lost like 40-50% of their value in one day, I wonder what the "halvening" people feel now. Fucking retards thinking that shit matters
Chase Fisher
SOURCE?
Liam Hill
So you aren't going to be recording that video of yourself that you promised me... I demand a refund
Camden Cruz
I guess I’m more wondering if $500 is chump change piddly shit that wouldn’t be worth it?
Jackson Wright
Sales and production hasn’t been halted in any meaningful way. Government institutions and theme parks are not economic drivers.
Jordan Ward
I'm cashing out all stocks, considering cashing out 401k penalty be damned. The collapse is full scale
Landon Clark
Market brainlet here. If I want to buy stonks can I buy them everywhere I want, for instance Chinese market, Tokyo exchange, London exchange or can I only buy regional stocks only?
Would you all recommend me use RobinHood to begin buying stocks? I hear it's not good for Crypto but that's okay I don't really wanna mess with Crypto right now
I make $60k a year, monthly bills & expenses is around $1500 so I have plenty of extra income that's just sitting in my savings account doing nothing.
I noticed Carnival (the popular cheap cruise ship) stocks have fallen from $52 or so to $14. This makes me want to buy about 1,000 stocks and wait out and see what happens..
Isaac Robinson
Enjoy that IV crush, it will decimate any leaps you buy right now. Do not buy leaps with such insane volatility, they are extremely prone to IV crush due to high vegas.
Brandon Walker
95% cash and i will buy when april comes. Pussy Nigger.
Jacob Gray
if you think that there will be a total collapse, your money isn't going to help you. Only guns and ammo will.
Thomas Gonzalez
Kek, so I've lost money and shit like that in my 401 and my brokerage account but I ain't worried. Cause it'll all bounce back. I got time you know. Not like I'm retiring next month or nothing. Sides I still got a decent pile in the bank and a pension and a paycheck coming no mater what. So this market can do what it will, I've been buying the dip so once the rebound begins, my gains will be epic and all the while while I wait I'll be collecting Divvies.
Ryan Cooper
Depends on the broker.
Blake Edwards
Tom Hanks is gonna go on Kimmel or something and talk about his Corona Virus experience of drinking OJ and watching TV for a couple days. Bet.
Jonathan Robinson
5,000 people have died. It was a pretty big deal to them. You're young, healthy? Good, I guess. You have diabetes, hypertension, are a smoker, and over the age of 50 while being obese? You really might die from this one.
Jesus, everything is getting sold to cover margin calls.
Christian Stewart
lol every supply chain globally has been fucked for weeks, you dont know what youre talking about
Joseph Reed
500 isn't too little but as a noob I wouldn't recommend picking a specific stock that you know nothing about and instead to an ETF for a sector you think is going to do well. I get that you think tons of people are going to die and therefore morticians are going to do well but that's not necessarily the case because the laws that govern corpse disposal, plus that many of the dead will also be from the poorest class of people (who are more likely to be cremated by the state after sitting in the morgue for years) and who will be cremated by the state in an emergency, also funeral homes are an extra weird business in that they're functionally a monopoly owned by Service Corporation International (stock symbol SCI) but also a franchise.
If you didn't know any of that, or even understood what I just said, then you should probably spend a while on Investopedia while parking your money in SPY or QQQ or a nice dividend stock
Just use td ameritrade or another broker with free trading, several companies brought their fees down at the end of last year, robinhood has been shoddy and crashes during big events so it’s really not worth it except for the easy to use ui that lacks information on other brokerages
Oliver Reed
ONTX is dead fren.
Matthew Clark
we know, the poor hate people with money because their dog brain can't mature past childish envy. so played out, glad you'll never win in this country
Jason Sullivan
YOU PROMISED CHEETUS WHERE IS MY CHEETUS
Cooper Davis
Don't cash out your 401k, just make bigger risk plays with the money from your stocks, it ends up being equivalent without the penalty.
Ryder Gonzalez
>in any meaningful way.
Yet. This is where the winners (people shorting) and the losers (bulls) differ. The bulls are seeing this as just a dip because everything's not so bad right now. The bears are looking a month into the future and seeing what will happen when a full quarantine is imposed in NYC because there are 100,000+ infected, health systems are overwhelmed, and the National Guard is mobilized.
Your stocks will not increase in value in such a situation. I repeat. Your stocks will NOT increase in value in the situation that is coming.
Isaiah Howard
DISNEY IS /LITERALLY/ 90 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Better to buy some blue chip stocks and wait it out in a month or two. Right now the US is gonna shit the bed you can make money until markets start rebounding by using puts or investing in inverses like SQQQ
Jack Garcia
As long as you aren't a habitual smoker you're fine. The fact is, most Chinese men smoke an insane amount and they are the ones dying, not the women of the same age that don't smoke.
Andrew Morris
this sentiment is bullish tbqh
Eli Baker
Yeah by now its no point selling if you have no hurry and can wait for it to bounce back. If theres a massive rally where market goes up 10% two days in a roll or something then I would probably sell, otherwise just ride it out at this point.
I have an urge to panic sell and every single time Ive done that thinking the market is gonna get shittier Ive been burnt, so this time I'm gonna inverse myself and hold tight on my stocks, while I keep gambling on options with some other money.
Brayden Parker
economy is a big nigger
Adam Gomez
every investment could be worth it. these 500$ could build a starting point to invest bigger.
Evan Parker
>how is it possible to stop the bleeding? Market has to play out the game. Fed can try but they're not making much headway. Everybody who wants to sell needs to finish selling. Once nobody wants to sell much anymore, price floats back up. Could be at -35% or -50% or something. Earlier if there's some kind of extra bullish news about Corona and/or oil.
WEALTHSIMPLE DOESN'T FUCKING LIST DISNEY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T CDIC LISTED FUCK YOU CANADA FUCK YOU TRUDEAU YOU FUCKING WHORE BITCH TRANNY SON OF FIDEL FUCKING CASTRO YOU DOUBLENIGGER GIVE ME MY MOUSE STONKS
Lots of people have made good money starting from 500, but youd need to do options rather than stocks. Even with REALLY good news youd stand to make like 20% gain with stocks, which is a lot if you had 100k, but its just fucking 100 bucks with 500.
Options can make you lose that money but they can also make it multiply faster. It all depends on one question, can you afford to lose it all? If so, options.
Owen Nguyen
>name buying Absolutely terrible strategy though. Do some fucking research at least before you go all-in on Kellogs because you eat corn flakes every morning.
Luis Stewart
Jesus just how many of those tards were selling naked puts
Gabriel Martin
so French scientists claim that according to the French cases the virus severely impacts the health even of healthy young adults and call for the quarantine of ALL OF FRANCE, but Macron wants to wait till Monday because he wants to hold local elections on Sunday? Wtf French anons can you confirm?
Samuel Rodriguez
>JAPAN'S NIKKEI AVERAGE FUTURES DOWN 8.4% IN EARLY TRADE
tomorrow we start the recovery, because this post is dubs.
Dylan Morales
Please, give us a primer on options trading. Something safe to start out with (and how).
Ryder Reyes
This but you can usually get exposure to international stocks in a couple different ways. There are stateside traded ETFs tracking them, and a lot of big international companies with no US listing do have a US OTC listing you can buy. OTC has low liquidity so be a little extra careful if you go that route. And some brokers do allow you to buy international stocks directly but watch out for forex fees in that case.
Your grandparents will die. Perhaps a few aunts, uncles too. If you're older and your grandparents are dead already? Your Mom or Dad may perish.
You think this is a drinking OJ situation? Bodies multiplying so quickly in local hospitals that healthcare workers don't even have the time to take them to the fucking morgue? You are in for one Hell of a ride.
How do you think the blacks will react when they take their granny to the ER and no one can tend to her? When only the white people with insurance get treated?
There's a possibility we could see LA-style race riots across the nation. A possibility, I can't say so for sure.
