How fucked are you after this crash?

How fucked are you after this crash?

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Not at all, because PNK $1 EOY.

I have 20k in cash.

Oh lawdy how I like scenegirl feet on my face.

I have $2k in cash assets. Gonna buy in after a couple more weeks of big reds and make an easy $4k profit. Free money is nice.

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RAINDROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD
AND JUST LIKE THE GUY WHOSE FEET ARE TOO BIG FOR HIS BED
NOTHING SEEMS TO FIT
THOSE RAINDROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD, THEY KEEP FALLING

SO I DID ME SOME TALKING TO THW SUN
AND I SAID I DIDN’T LIKE THE WAY HE GOT THINGS DONE
SLEEPING ON THE JOB
THOSE RAINDROPS ARE FALLING ON MY HEAD, THEY KEEP FALLING

BUT THERE’S ONE THING I KNOW
THE BLUES THAT THEY SEND TO MEET ME
WON’T DEFEAT ME
it won’t be long ‘til happiness steps up to greet me

>independent software developer, haven't held a "real job" in years
>wife pregnant
>Live in an expensive area
>$0 saved because I didn't see this coming
>haven't so much as prepped TP, much less food or essentials
Totally fucked

i lost my parents entire 2.5 million portfolio and now have to explain to them that they need to work into their 70s just to pay off the house.

tranny

Not bad actually I had next to nothing in the stock/crypto market except for 401k contributions. The rest is just spare cash. If student loan debt gets wiped away in upcoming election I just gained $22k as well

I learned my lessons from 2016-17 when I lost pretty much everything.