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>DAX going full 1945

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blessed

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DAX GO TO 9'500 PLEASE

OH FUCK IM FINALLY TOO LATE TO SELL

WERE GONNA OPEN TO CIRCUIT BREAKERS

IM STILL HOLDING SVXY
THIS IS INSANE

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IS THIS THE CAPITULATION PART???
HOLY FUCK

What do I buy in today's fire sale lads? Don't say TP.

> Tfw when 0 chance of taking that nap now

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Money will be worthless soon.

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Fuck, dodged a bullet there.
Source?

I think we may see panic today

AAAAAAAAHHHH MERKEL SAVE ME

SAY IT WITH ME

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>db at 5.5 euros

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OH NO NO NO
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO YUROBROS

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Charge your fucking phone faggot

Should I convert all my CAD to USD?

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lost in the DAX meltdown

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how do you predict the bottom here?
should I watch the news and look for positivity, as in there is a vaccine, medicine or the spread is contaminated?
right/

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mother

what buy now and sell mid/after ecb meeting?

maybe it was always worthless...
maybe we should have spent our time accumulating memories and experiences with each other instead...

nah wait fuck that

imagine if RH is down all day tomorrow again and you can't cash out
that would be crazy haha

OH NO I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THE DIPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Greta will save us. She is person of the year, remember?

short that bitch

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Critical support broken on the SPX. We're unironically fucked. Bear market incoming, 1-2 years long.

To comment on this more, I've had several anons criticize my picks, yet I will go ahead and post my gains once market opens. The AAPL put alone will nearly triple.

Why is AMD crashing so slowly, my puts are expiring soon...

>dow futures down 5%
Please fed step in and save this please

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bottom? what bottom?
DAX crashing through 7% like a battering ram. God I love europe panic hours

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME LAGARDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I'm betting the circuit breaker trips 5 minutes into trading again

wtf i love Poortugal now

THEY HAVE ALREADY PRINTED ALMOST A TRILLION TOTAL THIS WEEK, EVERY DAY

> Imagine cashing out on a Thursday
Trust me, I'm pissed at RH, but I had to move quick so didn't really have time to open a TD account yet. Tried webull for 2 days, and it's fucking horrible.

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I mean very long term.
2020 year range

EUROPE DOES NOT HAVE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

>it's still going down
POWELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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they've been stepping in like it's fort sumter, user

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how is europe i've only been watching the australian and US markets.

the All Ordinaries here in australia have had two 7% drops in a week for the first time since the 1987 crash

I MISUNDERSTOOD IN MY EXCITED STATE, SORRY, YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT S&P 500
YOU ARE CORRECT

tfw
>no 401k
>no stonks
>no real estate
>just cold hard liquid cash ready to take advantage of depreciated assets

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Explain to me why I shouldn’t panicsell on a Thursday. Tomorrow.

why haven't they hit the fucking breakers?
It's supposed to hit breakers at -5% for futures right fucking stop the bloodbath

Not official yet, but my source was correct about previous decisions of the government take it for what you will.
Supposedly there's community spread in the city.

What's getting hit the hardest by E3 news?

THIS IS THE FREE MARKET, NOT SOME COMMIE NATION LIKE THE US

UMM CIRCUIT BREAKERS???????

>i've only been watching the australian
are you suicidal?

>DAX -7%

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burgers know whats cooming