If $TSLA doesn't tank to $550 tomorrow I'm going to lose it.
Eli Garcia
> Honey look, those idiot millennials are buying the dip. They're actually going to take the bag! > That's so wonderful Gerald, maybe we can take that trip to Venice after all. > Oh, I'm thinking we might. Andddd ::click:: Sold! We're out of the market!
What do you guys make of the presidential address?
Christopher Lopez
>to Venice kek, gotta update the pasta bro
Bentley Torres
There was an user a year ago who kept shilling his model of buying bonds when the yield curve inverts. I listened and I'm rich now.
Gommie Faggit?
Elijah Garcia
Get more money. And start off with that Boomer Investing 101 link in the OP.
Aiden Barnes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX ONE TIME IN MY LIFE ITS NOT FAIR THE WORLD ENDING IS MORE PROBABLE TO HAPPEN
Lincoln Sanders
Can someone please post the "Pink Wojack hanging onto a falling Red Arrow" gif please?
Jacob Rivera
What companies should I buy when we got bottom? Should I just stick to indexes?
Bentley Nguyen
My father dumped all his stocks after losing $40k. I think he dumped around $140kish. Good or bad? We both are convinced there is a ways to go before bottom. Figure cut the losses and wait for the market to rebound.
Lincoln Thompson
I bought 4 spy puts today. Probably not gonna make much.
Wyatt Anderson
Well that’s why I’m asking about puts or short indexes as well
Kayden Cooper
bandits like pic related are going to take your stuff user
I can't find a single resistance line in the DJIA that has not been shattered already. That said, we are just below one. Perhaps some Jew magic can pull the average back up to resistance, but we could unironically see free fall to 20% tomorrow.
Hunter Powell
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I made the right decision today to still bet against the market.
Evan Lopez
you're probably going to be able to rape with impunity in 2-3 weeks, don't worry about it
Caleb Adams
Weak sauce
Nathaniel Howard
i don't get it. so the difference between buying a stock and buying calls is that i can put less money up front with calls, and therefore make more profit? so if i expect a stock to go up 10% in a week, i am better off buying calls with a higher strike price than just buying the stock itself? pls handhold a retard like me
So its been green, red, green, red, for a few weeks now until today, is the end of crab bros? did they get too cocky? I'm thinking we are eternally red starting tomorrow.
Cashed out in late Jan when shit really started to hit the fan in China.
Sitting almost fully in cash rn, is it worth moving to gold or safe havens ASAP in case we see major stimulus measures and other shit that will increase money supply and devalue cash?
Jason Allen
mfw all of capital one's phone lines are unavailable and i'm locked out of my account
Trump has corona. Speaking so slowly, barely holding back coughs.
Just means he'll be out of commission for a few weeks, 99%+ chance he lives.
Kayden Smith
Brainlet here, if the global economy is going to be essentially paused for the next financial quarter, why are stocks collapsing? When the virus runs its course these businesses will still be there. Everything will resume again. There's no reason to panic sell.
For people saying that cruise companies won't go back to normal because of all the boomers dying, are the boomers that can afford cruises really the ones that can't afford surviving an overblown flu?
Wyatt Anderson
I bought bonds before they were cool and now people want to pay lots of money for them because they have big yields.
Daniel Sullivan
It was all overvalued to hell in the first place
Blake Perry
>walking home from meeting >pass by bloomberg terminal lab on campus >group of losers barricades in there with tsla data on every monitor these people are why the market needs a correction feeless trading should be banned
He’s old and obese, his chance of survival would be 50/50 and he’d be out of commission for a month if he lives.
Henry Baker
Listen closely. Boomers have this notion of buying the dip ingrained into their minds. Trade against this and you will make money.
Buy puts on green days, like 30 minutes before close. You can not only hedge your porfolio against drops but you're pretty much gauranteed to make money because anytime a country quarantines, the market drops big in a short period of time.
Nathan Gray
My plan is to wait for airlines and GUSH to go down further and buy them. I just can’t see oil not going back up and we will always need airplanes.
Jackson Reed
you can still do bear credit spreads to be safe from premium crush
Noah Brown
i've never had technical questions like that answered here, everyone is an asshole
Gavin Perez
Society is collapsing and bullets are finite
Everyone invested in their claymore? How's your form coming along?
Cruises are pretty fucking cheap as far as vacations go, and boomers buy shit they can't afford all the time.
Chase Morgan
Vaccine is going to be out in 1 1/2 years at the latest according the that one WHO press conference with Donald trump, remember that
Justin Price
to answer your question yes but you stand to lose more if you're wrong, it's just more leverage, also there are things like time decay and iv crush you have to take into account
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There might be some more action with the airlines in light of US/EU travel ban. More countries may do their own versions of that in coming days.
That's not shorting. Shorting is like this: You have 100 gold coins. I see that the price of gold is going to drop soon, but you don't really care. You just want to know that you have 100 gold coins because you think in 30 years you can retire with them. So I step in and make you a deal, "I'll borrow your gold coins and soon I'll give them all back - no catch". You are basically indifferent to whether or not you have them for a short time, as long as you get them back. So I take your coins and sell them. Then the price for gold drops, and I buy them back. Now I've give you back you're gold and I keep the extra cash.
It's exactly the same for stocks. The stocks you're shorting are just equity to people, and they don't want to liquidate it anyway. When you short a market before it crashes its just good timing, not a crime. Would you blame people for buying stocks before the market rose? The only difference between a riding and falling market is short term fluxuations on retirement funds. So stop whining, and go make some fucking money
Cruise companies are fucked, airlines will be fine (majority of US airlines have domestic revenue). Focus on airlines with low debt. Buy leaps, (Delta, Southwest).
Thomas Richardson
Yes you can make more profit, but you can also lose a lot more. You can literally lose your entire investment, and it's not that hard for it to happen.
Jose Johnson
Me at the
>Not buying the largest dip in history
Luis Russell
Should I sell right now? I put in 18k and only have 9k remaining.
I'm scared that this is it until we slide 15 more percent. Is there any chance of a bull rising?
Buy Southwest they are least exposed to everything happening.
Gabriel Cox
oil might stay low just because of the nordstream and russia/saudi
Daniel Brooks
*At the earliest. And while it's not been a major effort, there's still no SARS vaccine after two decades. Why would SARS-CoV-2 be any easier?
Wyatt Wilson
Who else is going into TQQQ calls tomorrow?
Tyler Clark
Trump looks like he is about to keel over dead. Zero energy, slurring his speech, can't read his lines. Did you hear that pig-like snort he made midway through? Did you see how his right eye was basically swollen shut while his left was wide open? Oh yeah, and the shit he actually said guaranteed the recession lol
Bentley Reed
I hope so, I want there to be a recession just so all the retards in my generation can understand that they should pay attention to the economic state of their country.
Nathaniel Ross
G-guys Do Mohammed and dwyer say I can buy the dip yet?
Jacob Howard
haven't even hit dec 2018 crash levels it's gonna drop more lol
Thomas Watson
this is unironically unprecedented, even H1N1 didn't close every school in the country >sword call me a Lindycuck but spears are unironically superior. Easier to use, generally longer reach, can be thrown, and are disposable I'll have a spear by my side with my trusty knife to make more
Jaxson Gutierrez
Bro just hold for 5-10 years lmao
Bentley Perez
I'm thinking if I hold or sell there won't be much of an impact. I'm stuck waiting either way, and a 15% drop isn't worth the stress of uprooting myself.
Levi Gray
lose my entire investment by buying stock or buying calls? i watched a youtube video and the guy said you only lose your initial deposit if your option stays out of the money, is that worse than losing 10% stock value for example? t. retard, thank you
Asher Lee
VIRUS ATTACK WITH HATE CORONA IN THE DEPTHS OF CHINA AWAKES DEBT AGAINST YOU ALL FALL AFTER I BUY CALLS
Dude honestly, you should just buy some puts. The bottom is likely at 35-45% down unless banks shit the bed (I doubt that since they just had a meeting and said they think the Fed can buy 15T+ of assets if needed).
Kayden White
free
Brandon Jones
Italy has a 44% death rate from COVID-19 ...
Julian Hill
In the future super AI could remove all volatility in the market and maybe everyone would be free of the rat race and actually start producing things of their own.
