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national disaster declared?

>futures green
we made it bulls

IF I BUY AMD CAN I BECOME A CUTE ANIME GIRL???

bros...

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Threadly Reminder.

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When will it be cool to by Aflac again? Will insurers be fucked by increased claims if shit hits the fan? Will the outlook for North American manufacturing be better in the next 5 years because people become leery of relying on chinks?

What’s happening bro’s...

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Not 9:00 yet. I bet Trump won't though. He'll just announce tax cuts. We'll see his presidential bid essentially end tonight.

but the bullfags said it was just sniffles

>Sold spce puts too early today
>Didn't sell other puts

Fuck my life

>they bought

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Its just the sniffles remember to buy the dip

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>they sold

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I'm closing my positions monday. J. Powell could bazooka my anus next week

>futures green...
>...that have been trending downwards little by little for the past few hours.

Was at 500+, now at 100+ as we speak.

we are much lower because THIS IS NOT A STOCK MARKET CRASH its is a health crisis FAGGOT

alright let's just cut to the chase here:

how many of you anons ACTUALLY THINK the world is over now due to the coronavirus? that civilization as we know it is dead and all major world governments will soon dissolve into anarchy and violence? how many of you sincerely believe this to be the case and there is no way to avoid it?

on a side note: what are your plans for the next year or two as a result of these beliefs of yours?

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It is though. This whole fucking thing is way overblown.

why were they even green? What was the good news that pushed them up to 500?

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What I'm seeing is rocket ups followed by dragging dips going to new lows. We haven't had many gradual pumps.

>futures dwindling down

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I hope you choke on your own phlegm when nationwide quarantines are declared.

Red day means green day tomorrow, or does it?

>100+
lol
only up 50 right now
literally nothing, just like why we pumped tuesday

They were bouncing a little after a extremely red day, this happens all the time, most of the time in fact

Trump promising tax cuts

how many uyghur slaves are restarting those chinese factories?

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what the FFFUUCCCKK is that top left screen supposed to show? its literally so many lines that you cannot see shit.

because they are just bets and only retards trade with them

People buy on the way down all the time

Never gonna happen.

Trump is going to give national address soon. Who SQQQ ?

Will we be able to wear this hat again soon?

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Ahaahah but i won't die anyway since they'll intubate m- what you mean the hospitals are already full? NOOOOOOOOO DONALD HELP

red day green day red day green day

today was red day

tomorrow must be green day

literally permacrabs

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Analyzing patterns. They figured that it would follow the green red green red pattern but the news has just been too bad today. Might still finish green tomorrow though if Trump gives the gibs to corporations, idk.

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What's the title of the window?

Now that is some top tier TA work there

If he announces a deal with the senate to pass the massive dick package then you're screwed for a while

This is a multi-year chart lol

>never gonna have nationwide quarantines
mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1237880325394575360
wsj.com/articles/italy-hardens-nationwide-quarantine-11583962093
I don't get why you deny it at this point. It's pathological.

You posted the wrong hat.

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Trending downwards though, not actually crab. Just Fed trying to plug a sinking ship with their fingers.

Many countries did that and the markets are still falling, that's because it's a signal that things will get unpredictably worse.

Yes, we have accelerated the timeline this go-around. Prepare your anus.

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if you buy solid companies you will find that many have already bottomed, or barely dropped at all, good time to buy if you actually plan on buying shares in solid companies

all the losers going full blown panic mode are probably trading leveraged index etf's and are basically just gambling on sqqq/tqqq and chasing the market like a bunch of buffoons

My portfolio is actually up 1.2% today, and ive increased my share in dividend paying businesses who are unaffected or even empowered by this current economic climate

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Today is apparently damage control email day for retailers, movie theaters, etc. I have received no less than three "we're monitoring the situation" emails today from various things.

The virus is basically fully priced in now, but until there's a cure or some shit there's no reason for the market to head back up either. So we gonna crab for the next few weeks.

It will definitely go back to ath before Trump's election though.

Sick and tired of migrants pretending they know what crab means.

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Read an article from WAPO that Trump's meeting with senior Republicans went poorly when he floated the payroll tax. They didn't seem to be on board especially when he asked for it to last till next January. They even mentioned that Republicans aren't interested in getting anything done till after the upcoming break.

Reminder that the fed is going to keep pumping until the country is on fire.

>they

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I'm buying dip after dip. Just riding my way down and grabbing up stocks as they get ever cheaper. Fuck it.

What must be going through these assholes' heads as they see their bubble popping before their eyes? Confusion? Dread? Suicide?

i also think the ongoing oil shit show is responsible for the tanking. even more than corona

Boomer detected

>as the country burns
ftfy

Bought some of DOW this Monday, since that sector went down. You gotta see these downward trends as time to buy

>"Where did I put my DOW 20,000 hat?"

it's going down at least another 20% so have fun

All the hard hit countries are non-white countries

Who here sold their puts way too early?

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This.

relax warren

>15,000.... 10,000...9,000(?)

Can anyone answer my question about insurers plese

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>The virus is basically fully priced in now
The market has not priced in more countries developing outbreak clusters. And then there's the oil fubar. I'd like to go long once things look decent for it but the situation is a ways away from that at this point.

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Me

So what happens if/when china's debt bubble implodes?

Could this trigger it?

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Right you are, thanks bud

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Bouncy bounce

They couldn't answer any questions about it during the VP presser.

Glad I sold my crypto garbage at the peak. My stocks may be fucked by crypto did net me some good gains.

Chart is still deep in bear territory. I suggest you wait a bit.

That's exactly how you play this, congratz. Just avoid the sectors that will get absolutely rekt by the virus (travel, tourism etc) and you will come out golden.

I've just used today to increase my position on 3M by another 25%.

Why are these people not treating this like a big deal?
>Buy the dip, we will be at 3200 by end of year
>Only losers sell equities and hold cash
>Buy when it's down, then when it goes down but more, then triple down at 90
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Maybe he'll talk about something other than (((fiscal stimulus))). Who am I kidding

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>i hope i dont have to go back to flipping burgers after all my clients see were down 30% on the quarter
or some such thing

looks like insiders have been pumping after hours. my educated guess is that trump will have good news, tax cuts, vaccine deployment, economy/tourism is doing better than expected, all to be announced at 9pm today.

it's over

god italy getting fucking obliterated back an entire decade or even more

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss

dont you see that this graph is photoshopped?

Yeah he'll talk about it and then nothing will happen because right now not even the Republicans care about keeping his stock market narrative up.

When will (((they))) step in?

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there was pumping yesterday. and what happened?
there was also pumping on monday. and what happened?
it doesn't even matter anymore, just making the crash bigger when it comes

is jokes

what trumpf has to say to make tomorrow green??

...Is the pump priced into futures? Because if the Fed is going full bore and the markets still open down..?

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yes i did. let me quietly take the L you Nigger.

Problem is that tax cuts/ economic shit Trump can pull is like putting a bandaid on an open wound. You can't save shit when people aren't buying or working.

looks like a Tiesto concert strobes

Can't wait to buy a cheap vacation house in italy later.

Look at it this way. We've shaved 20% off the "price" of the market already, but the economy isn't going to shrink 20% due to some dumb virus. It will be low single digits tops. So the extra shrinking is basically trimming down the excess fat from 2019 which was bloated, but we are below a couple percent off the long term trend line right now.

Welp. Futures have rejected the early optimism. That ain't good.

>implying those money will go into stocks right now

Unironically fitting for the current state of the market.

Is this market basically just an adult swim for people allowed to trade after hours?

People will just work at home

I'm not sure about insurers, but if the number of claims go up they will just raise prices next cycle. They can also just make up reasons to turn down claims or cheap out on payouts. Very little people can do about it.

As for manufacturing. Companies might pull out of China, but they aren't coming back to America. If they do anything they will spread out their manucturing across several third world countries where they can take advantage of cheap labor and non-existent labor laws. While China has a ton of business Western companies already have factories all throughout South East Asia. Apple would rather build a factory in Myanmar than in America.

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>but we are below a couple percent off the long term trend line right now.
Market not same as economy. There isn't a 1:1 ratio of market decline to economic decline.

This. Payroll tax cuts don't help if no one is working.

does anybody feel devilish that normies are getting ICO shitcoin drops on their boomerfolios? They aren't as psychologically equipped as us.

All I ever wanted was a gf before I died

Yes you can, UBI

"Tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!"

>Can't wait to buy a cheap vacation house in italy later.

Agreed. The only thing wrong with Italy is Italians. Cheap villas are just an unexpected benefit.

Okay, real situation, not larping: I was planning to buy a house this summer, so in January I took all of my non-retirement savings (about $80,000) out of stocks and put it into bonds.

This was almost immediately before the stock market started to tank. My question is, should I buy back into stocks, and if so, how much further should I wait for it to go down before I do?

Understanding of course that there's no right answer to this question, what's your opinion, Yas Forums?

No the problem is the payroll Tax will add billions to the debt

Yeah, just let all these stores, restaurants, parks, conventions, construction sites, and hospitals work from home. You're fucking delusional

Just wait until the States do the same.

Have you considered knee pads?

wait until the Q1 earnings reports come out. a couple of days after that, i will buy back in.

"Working from home" doesn't apply for more than 70% of workers.

Debt doesn't matter anymore - they've solved it by printing more money.

If he got sucked up feet first he'd die and the oompas would still sing.

>how much further should I wait for it to go down before I do?
There's 2 schools of thought on this.

Buy now and wait for recoveries. (safe)
Wait for the ultradips and scoop the cheapies off the floor. (risky but max profit)

Pick your poison.

Not with that attitude
Imagine controlling construction vehicles from home in a VR environment
This is future coming true

>vaccine deployment
That is not how this works. Even if they found one weeks ago, there is procedure to follow which would take at least a year to complete.

The only thing he'll be able to talk about is a payroll tax cut while pleading with people not to sell. There won't be much good to talk abiut unless he just gets on and starts telling bald-faced lies.

We're talking about a trillion or more here, not a 7 billion

Were you guys not here Tuesday when we went +5%? This is the last hurrah. You should have sold your shorts today and buy them back tomorrow.

go all in leveraged puts on APPL

>HURR IM RETARDED
Shutup retard

Why 3M?
Good dividends?

i guess that will happen around april / may.

United States hasn't gone through the same quarantine measures as other countries.
We still have a ways down to go. Wait until after that.

Augustus Gloop = Bulls
Umpa Lumpas = Bears
Tube = Coronavirus
Chocolate = FED pump

>owe trillions to chinks in debt
>chinks can't cash in
The play of the century - shorting your own national currency and making it crash knowing the other guy can't do fucking shit.

Those are menial jobs that doesn't generate economic activity anyways
If you can trade at home you can work at home

>Tuesday when we went +5%
people just fixed some profits, no biggie

It's the same shit. Right when it's about to cross a threshold everyone goes short, it doesn't drop as much as they though and the run to cover pumping it up with the longs riding the waves.

Wait until Europe and America have been fully hit. France and Germany are going to look like Italy in a few weeks, along with the US.

We still have a long way to fall.

The USA is ripe for breeding the virus, most unhealthy faggots on earth, america will turn into the new plague domain of nurgle

>-25 and dropping
lmao
the absolute state of bulls

unplug me when the virus is over thx

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You're a jealous boomer who's living behind the times

>the President will beg on live TV for people not to sell their stocks

That will definitely not cause a fucking panic

You dodged a fucking bullet. I wouldn't put money into stocks again until things look stable. While the market is still flailing up and down nobody knows what the fuck is happening. I'd wait until at minimum April, but probably more like June/July is when things might stabilize.

motherfuck chinks.

Looking for a cheaper broker
anyone tried IB, Interactive Brokers, as a Canadian?
Seems to be the most affordable-commission fees are killing me

>all this faggot europoor cope
oh no no no