/smg/ - Stock Market General:

Uh oh

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>tfw you cash out and don't have to worry about this shit until it's over

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>dow rising fast af
support at 23k confirmed

youtube.com/watch?v=7iqnEP4cMOU
Bull's thread theme.

>youtube.com/watch?v=8hySei9-4JA&feature=emb_logo
perfect background noise

All in on TQQQ reporting in

DOW 18000 EOW SELL EVERYTHING HOLY FUCK

it just keeps going down

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Why the fuck are you retards caring about DB? It has basically been dead for a decade, look at more relevant banks

Owie, it hurts

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>S&P 500 now 8 points up from the bottom
NOOOO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Accumulate REFR cheapies bois

>2.63
>2.63
>2.63

EARNINGS CALL TOMORROW

BUY THE REFR CHEAPIES

EARNINGS AH TOMORROW

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... you DCA'd on options that expire within one week...
I don't want to sound like an asshole but I really, really hope you're trolling.

In case you're not, options are extremely, EXTREMELY sensitive to time. It's called "theta decay". Options lose value EXPONENTIALLY The closer an option is to its expiration date. They are the exact opposite thing of what you want to DCA with. Good luck, you're going to need it.

What’re we buying??

What inverse ETF will be the best long term? Are the miners fucked?

Oh shit nigga
We gonna see fire tomorrow

Drop or pump on open Thursday?

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Beautiful

>going to to hit 7% after 3:25
Smells like the pump is napping and today we free fall to close.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR TOMMOROW!!!!!!!!!!!

Please tell me that's not a trap

No pump today?

How much did you lose from Robinhood shitting

bullbros what the fuck is going on why is this happening

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He's calling, Yas Forums.

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Fucking useless, Karen

I FOCUS ON THE PUMP
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL

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Nothing, today is the day we are finally free of the stock market.

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P U M P

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STOP FUCKING SELLING GUYS!!!!!!!

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Yes yes Feds well done, well done indeed
HOWEVER

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live chat is open:
youtube.com/watch?v=8hySei9-4JA
honk honk honk honk

It is the most levered bank in the world and more than likely carries the worst debt.
If it pops Great Depression 2.0.

SAVANON DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP SPAMMING YOUR POINTLESS WOJACKS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

DB is still at the heart of European finance.

DB goes, Germany, France, Italy all have a VERY bad time

Trump trying to calm the markets LMAO

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we're closing green at this pace

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> AMD keeps fighting to stay around the previous day close while the of the market goes to complete shit

AMD STRONK

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I'll buy at $2.

Who even has a clue anymore
I'm gonna say up because it's been going way down, up a bit, way down, up a bit

>Hes going to miss tommorow's melt up back to todays highs.

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NOOO SNSSANON IS KILL

THIS IS WHY

YOU DIVERSIFY

RIP

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>Wha-What we do sir?

>mfw went all in on SQQQ last friday
should I keep it or is this fed pump real?

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What do I even do starting my career right now? I'm getting suicidally depressed thinking about 2008 again and the money I put in the market is shit.

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>buy the dip

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Wait for the Australian markets to open today. the all ordinaries are a blood bath

-7% at 3:24 check em

3 minutes and no more breaks on this train lads...

What are some safe jobs during the recession bros?

lmao, classic boomer

WTF WHY IS THE MARKET GOING BACK UP ITS ONLY SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN

fine couple of brap hogs

DOW fell under the weekly 200 MA btw, if it closes weekly under it, it's the first time since 2008 it has happened. A.k.a Bear market

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We'll see some sort of pump after the stimulus package is presented

I was thinking about cashing out, but somebody reminded me that we are getting earnings reports this month. I'm sorry you hate being fucking rich.

Heh heh. Butts.

This is simply to take out stop losses dummy, SNSS user is truly a genius

>Hold it at 6% until 3:26, then crash it.

SSL was pre-crashed, somebody buying a ton

bout to PING up or down
are you ready?

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federal government jobs are always safe

HERE COMES THE LAST DUMP OF THE DAY

Prostitution

200 BILLION PUMP TOMORROW
SELL YOUR SHORTS AND PROFIT
GET BACK IN TOMORROW
BLACK MONDAY THREE SOON
>200 BILLION PUMP TOMORROW
>SELL YOUR SHORTS AND PROFIT
>GET BACK IN TOMORROW
>BLACK MONDAY THREE SOON

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-6.72%

>support break

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how do i open PDF?

THERE WILL BE NO BRAKES GET READY WE WILL HIT BOTTOM

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Please tell me that's a trap.

what time? Any link please?

>triple bottom the dow, then dümp eet again

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Threadly Reminder

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same bro except also SDOW, I'm holding for literally the rest of the year most likely

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Picked up those sweet shares at .50 on the dip. Ready for that 400mg news and the buyout.

>circuit breakers can't be tripped
>domp it

lost a thousand from not being able to sell on their first day of outage, missed out on at least 3k from the next 2 outages. i'm transferring right now to ameritrade lol, going to suck not being able to trade until monday

>it's starting to take a shit

THEY WAITED UNTIL THERE ARE NO BRAKES!!!!!!

welder

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DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
>DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
>DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
>DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
>DROP IS NOW UNBOUND
SELL SELL SELL SELL

DB 6.41

buy what for tomrorow?

whats going to get the biggest bpump

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why isnt it falling below .6?

3:25 there's no breaks on this Trump Dump

yea i realised how retarded everything is and felt like ive just dug myself a hole.
the only thing ive done is a tripled down and bought again but this time at a further expiration date

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -7.00%

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-7% at 3:37, trust me
Then, we see panic selling getting between -7% and -8% before close

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

Ye-yes sir
Long live the bear

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There will be no last minute pump. We are closing below 1800. Prepare your anus, red day tomorrow as well. We are officially in Bear Market territory and headed to a real recession, possibly a depression. The virus will spread and infect most of the population, not even NEETs will be safu.

>S&P 500 now three points above today's bottom
Yeah I'm thinking we back bullbros

banking

government bureaucrat jobs

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>CANT TRIP THE BREAKER
>CANT TRIP THE BREAKER
>CANT TRIP THE BREAKER

JUST BUY THE DIP BRO!!!

GET THE CHEAPIES!!!!!!

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YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN HAPPENINGS, BOYS, BECAUSE YOU'RE IN ONE

based.
based

just for fun i bought a hundred bucks of snss today, will make me giggle whatever happens to it

we green tomorrow

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-6.7 DOW Circuit breaker soon.

were past 3:25

NO CIRCUIT BREAKERS WHERE WERE GOING BOYS

YUH

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HERE COMES THE PUMP
THE FED WILL PROTECT THE INVESTOR AS IT SHOULD

FED PUMP PLEASE SO I CAN GET OUT!!!! PUMP PLEASE!!!!!!!!

>tfw watching it all go away

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silly crab, even if it somehow goes green tomorrow we still won't be in a crab market. WE're down 18% YTD

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I put a buy limit at $0.60 and it triggered lol

reminder you can make 90k delivering bread

new to stocks. been paying off loans but still feel stupid for not getting exposure.
when start dca

Circuit breakers are off the S&P desu.
And no circuit breakers after 3:25pm except for the 20% down one.

Maximum fear, shows that we're at a bottom. I'm buying

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I dont even bother choosing any more, I just do leveraged ETFs, there no time for research.

BULLISH

NEET

Fed's here, party's over

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>stocks up over 100%
>tesla near $1000, amazon well over $1900, etc. etc.
>no one thinks that is weird
>stocks down over 5% in one day
>everyone panics
fucking stupid shit

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it isn't even dropping anymore why is everyone posting le epic market crash memes?

When NYC goes full italy

>BA down almost 18%
holy shit

pump for 3:33 then dump

It's going to rally now.
People thinking it's clever to buy before tomorrow.

MONEY PRINTER GOES BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Italian medical chief dies after contracting virus
nice quarantine bro

>he's still in
>right
>now

Fucking Robinhood

I tried to roll over spxs calls and they counted it as margin withheld. Spxs went way the fuck up in the meantime costing me thousands. Fuck.

Took me way to long to figure if I simply turned off margin I could get my money back.

Why the FUCK would it make sense for them to consider me to be using NEGATIVE $24,000 margin?

you are what!?!?!?

You fucking NEVER short something long term! You're fucking asking for it!

ZIKOZIKOZIKOZIKOZIKOZIKOZIKO

>they let it go to -7% RIGHT before power hour

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>bubble gets popped
>people realize they don't want to be in the bubble when it explodes
Stupid shit was pumping so much money into stocks that weren't justified.

is this true?

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Boomers have only ever known bull runs.

Be honest - where do you see us a year from now Yas Forums? Soup lines or pockets lined with cash?

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dump it

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>NIGGERS. There could be NIGGERS here...

Well looks like it's time to stay inside playing monster hunter until this entire shitstorm is over.

Do you even know what those are? You don't hold Inverse ETFs long term

time for the pump, this was expected.

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Oil estimates brohams. $20's this week? There isn't a floor. It just keeps dumping. You can all become oils barons.

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Anyone else unironically love the crab?
Anyone with a brain can time green and red days, and buy cheap puts/calls and cash out on red days. Easy consistent gains

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probably because everyone sold except SNSS user hes the only bagholder left keeping it up at .6

Fed's wasting all that ammo, let it happen, we still have 1 hour and 40 of market, you cannot hold the chaos forever

hahahaha

>dat s&p500 diamond resistence at 2700

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BASED as fuck

Dude on CNBC just said "the world is flush with liquidity".