/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bears won the round today, but not for long.

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Educational sites:
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Free chart:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

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Looking at CNK (Cinemark) right now, imagine this stock but like 20% cheaper and with a 7% dividend like what the fuck, I know I am talking 2 months out for summer movie season not now

FED PUMP COMING EARLY TODAY

bullfags unironically believe this lmao

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You were warned

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...

I am going 90% bonds fuck this

PUMP
U
M
P

GET IN HERE BEARCHADS

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>he sold

LMAOOOOOOOO

MY CITY IS A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM QUARANTINE
XI JUST VISITED WUHAN
REEEEEEEE

> Honey look, those idiot millennials are buying the dip. They're actually going to take the bag!
> That's so wonderful Gerald, maybe we can take that trip to Venice after all.
> Oh, I'm thinking we might. Andddd ::click:: Sold! We're out of the market!

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>fed desperately pumping to stave off a bear market for 1 more day
Pathetic

stonks only go up

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Is it too late to get into SQQQ?

Trump will save us

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FIRST MY LINKIES AND NOW THIS??? WHY WHY WHY WHY STOP NOOOO

PRINT
THEM
DOLLARS
FED

Wow he was only 4 years late lmao

>Tfw by the end of the year we'll be back to the point where a 1000 point rise or fall will be a big deal again
Taking a timemachine back a decade

reminder that if we fall below 2018 lows there's no bottom

Rumor swirling Baggie and SNSSfreak have entered a suicide pack, will keep you all posted

1 HOUR TILL FED PUMP
PREPARE YOUR ANUS BEARS

My free stock from Webull is worth $0.49.

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What's this POOOMP meme? Explain to a boomer.

Deutsche trading at 75% below 2008 levels
how the fuck are they holding on?

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No, not yet

yes and no, just wait for the next pump

>AMD in the green
WTF

>*FED BOOSTS LIMIT FOR DAILY OVERNIGHT REPO OPERATIONS TO $175 BILLION
buckle up

no we will drop until september

He can, but will he waste a trillion just to keep this afloat when the worse of Corona is to come? I think it's better to wait for things to calm down, let the market correct itself, take the hit and then just blast it

What is wrong with americans?

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Accumulate REFR cheapies

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Fed is throwing money (half a trillion so far this week) at the market to prevent bank insolvency

mother of god

might be too late now, the pump might start soon as close draws near

Bobros, are the algos going to fuck us today right before close again?

By pump you mean what?

>he bought the dip

It's an adaptation of the COOMER meme to stocks

is buying VOO or VTI slowly over the coming month a bretty good idea? if I buy VOO/VTI should I avoid single stocks?
in other news my T babies are still green

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guys what's the most painful method of suicide? I want to go screaming

>Goes to Venice
>Gets coofed on
>Dies on the flight back home

what does that mean

should've went with WeBear

cnbc.com/2020/03/11/goldman-sachs-the-bull-market-will-end-with-stocks-down-another-15percent.html

Well? Did you buy the dip?

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Source?

Now all the nostalgia fags have what they wanted. We're back in 2008. Feelin' young again everybody?

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The Feds are fighting a losing battle. The news about Corona-chan's pandemic status haven't sank in the markets yet. Tomorrow will be another slaughter.

>americans
Californians are not real Americans.

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If you don’t own AMD currently you’re going to miss out on the biggest moonshot since TSLA.

???

FEDS
A
FAGGOT

What does that mean?

Stock price is irrelevant for its operations, dumb fuck

keep smashing your hand with a rock until you bleed to death

come through take a sound

any irish/uk sites that have options trading bar degiro since its limited?

I'm living out my dreams of The Big Short. Never made as much money as these past few weeks.

THIS JUST IN
>FEDS PRINTER INK IS OUT
>SHIPMENT OF INK DIDNT ARRIVE FROM CHINA ON TIME


>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL

Once again what do you guys mean by pump

holy sweet jesus

spreading AIDS intentionally isn't illegal there either. they love it

I want to buy back but I don't think we're at the bottom yet.

Thats what more than half this board wants

Hard to believe only a week ago people were saying this would never dip below 24k

About 15 more days in a row like this and things can reset.

Go kill yourself you bear faggot. You are lucky I don't kill you in real life.

they live in the best country in the world

>not using a log y-axis
retard

SAVANON WHAT IS HAPPENING

it means that a bank/banks are in serious need of money

Not for long lmao

Liquidy among banks is drying off. Fed money printers are at full speed trying to prevent a disaster.

Came to this general and this board from /cvg/ but I never thought I would enjoy the mind games that you guys use to manipulate each other for profit otlr just for fun, might consider lurking some more tho

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I'm gambling on a 1000 pt pump on the dow tomorrow before it dumps again on Friday.

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ATTENTION
>ATTENTION

Today is the perfect day to profit from your shorts.
MASSIVE 200 BILLION PUMP tomorrow.
Ge ready to buy back all your puts half off for the weekend.

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God let it fucking crash

You are telling me the longest bull market was going to crash???

>tfw bought the wrong puts

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>he says for the umpteenth time

the fuck do you mean? risk of takeover is still great
what I meant is how no one big enough came to buy out

WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING HIM I ALSO NEED TO KNOW

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It all comes tumblin' down...

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they like getting pozzed

holy fuck why are the fed pumping so hard?
Are they really this scared of a bear market?

Put everything into SPY and just watch the DJIA livestream until you die of a heart attack and stroke simultaneously

>Schedule of Overnight and Term Repurchase Agreement Operations

>Thursday, 3/12/2020** Monday, 4/6/2020 25-days At least $50 billion
>Thursday, 3/12/2020 Thursday, 3/26/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Monday, 3/16/2020** Monday, 4/13/2020 28-days At least $50 billion
>Tuesday, 3/17/2020 Tuesday, 3/31/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Thursday, 3/19/2020 Thursday, 4/2/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Monday, 3/23/2020** Monday, 4/20/2020 28-days At least $50 billion
>Tuesday, 3/24/2020 Tuesday, 4/7/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Thursday, 3/26/2020 Thursday, 4/9/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Tuesday, 3/31/2020 Tuesday, 4/14/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Thursday, 4/2/2020 Thursday, 4/16/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Tuesday, 4/7/2020 Tuesday, 4/21/2020 14-days At least $45 billion
>Thursday, 4/9/2020 Thursday, 4/23/2020 14-days At least $45 billion

>newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/repo-reverse-repo-agreements/repurchase-agreement-operational-details

holy mother of fuck

Most nostalgiafags say that 2007-2008 was the period where everything went to shit, if anything this is their worst nightmare

As a eurofag I missed the SNSS ride down today and all the shitposting fun that you guys had. Let me just press S to spit on SNSS user.

imo just sticky this shit during burger market

Fuck off nigger.

wonder where all that tech you're using right now comes from, weird!

buy ONTX fren

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how long until Lehman Brothers 2020 Edition