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Unpopular brokers:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/teacher/

Free chart:
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screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=SAshseXWVRE&feature=emb_title
cnbc.com/2020/03/10/dow-futures-point-to-a-loss-of-more-than-400-points-after-tuesdays-surge.html
theverge.com/2020/3/11/21156325/coronavirus-pandemic-who-declares-covid-19-outbreak-global-h1n1
youtube.com/watch?v=tVIbWGH04Zs
newsweek.com/2020/03/13/ok-millennial-boomers-are-greatest-generation-history-1490819.html
twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1237779140620759043?s=21
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

CRASH

PANDEMIC DECLARED
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PANDEMIC DECLARED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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PRESS S TO SPIT ON SNSS user

SNSS user:

- ignores people who ask you SNSS questions
- endorses weedfag
- derail threads arguing with trolls
- tends to be a dick when SNSS is doing well
- is a convicted felon
- allow homeless anons to die in a corona world

The last one is what broke the camel's back for me. Someone reached out in his time of need and SNSS user laughed at him.

S

Tedros is a democrat plant

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Source??? Fake and gay

PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION
PANDEMIC IS CONFIRMED
>COUNTRIES WILL NOW IMPLEMENT THEIR PANDEMIC RESPONSE PLANS WITH WHO DECLARATION

Ahahahahahaha! CNBC telling boomers to buy right now! Again! During the middle of a pandemic in which stocks are only going to keep going lower! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Is there a stream of the trading floor?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO _______ WE GOT TOO COCKY

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Can anyone explain the consequences of a pandemic being declared?

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>the bottom has been hit
Feeling BULLISH

PANDEMIC CONFIRMED BY WHO

SELL EVERYTHING WHILE YOU CAN

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

WHO

Officially a pandemic!

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

Take your money out of the bank NOW NOW NOW!

Dumped it all and loaded up on UVXY two days ago, feels goodman

Anyone ready for circuit breaks? Sell puts before the breaker hits since it always rallies right after.

>tfw bought a bunch of blue chip stocks near 5 year lows and there’s still no end in sight

A-at least I have the dividends bros

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DOWN WERE GOING DOWN.

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HOLDING STRONG WITH 150 SQQQ!

LETS BRING HER DOWN BOYS

The orange retard is making this shit so much worse. Why can't he just repeat what the experts are saying instead of making these retarded comments in a time like this?

FAKE NEWS, SAD!

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HOLLY FUCK THEY DIDN'T WAIT UNTIL MARKET CLOSES!!!

bulls must lose for bears to gain

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Bears about to be blown the fuck out. BOOMERS ARE BUYING AGAIN!!!

Literally WHO

TRIGGER THE -15% CIRCUIT BREAKER

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WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

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Nobody is going to buy into the weekend
Nobody is going to buy into the pandemic
Nobody is going to buy into the containment


Its going to drop, keep dropping, then drop some more. Look at how bad figure heads are reacting to this, we're just getting started.

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Jesus
What happened to SNSS? Never bought or anything but it flashed up as -50%

I want a refund on BA right now.

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Lol. Trump looks stressed as can be and is telling people to calm down. Hahahaha.

PREEMPTIVE CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING

Supposedly, WHO announced it on their live stream that is ongoing. I haven't found confirmation yet.
youtube.com/watch?v=SAshseXWVRE&feature=emb_title

I saw Tedros Adnahom at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Purell in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Purells and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>Now is a good time to buy
>LITERALLY WHO DECLARES CORNACHAN A PANDEMIC
another reason never to listen to boomers

The next phase, which we are probably already in, is the virus mutating into a more contagious but less deadly strain
That's the bullish signal to watch for

Buy nvda
Nvda 400 by eoy


Nvda nvda nvda

I see it like gravity to you
Thought vectors tell me

Nvda 400

Feels good to be a bear.

wtf is wrong with them honestly?
I was listening to yahoo live stream as well and they are pushing the same shit

wtf I love indian WHO guy now

cnbc.com/2020/03/10/dow-futures-point-to-a-loss-of-more-than-400-points-after-tuesdays-surge.html

theverge.com/2020/3/11/21156325/coronavirus-pandemic-who-declares-covid-19-outbreak-global-h1n1

> Honey look, those idiot millennials are buying the dip. They're actually going to take the bag!
> That's so wonderful Gerald, maybe we can take that trip to Venice after all.
> Oh, I'm thinking we might. Andddd ::click:: Sold! We're out of the market!

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Alright Bobros time to twist the knife. I don't want to see these bulls in our neighborhood again any time soon.

>WHO says it's a pandemic
goodbye stocks

Bullbros
Pile the fuck into goog and nvda if u wanna make it

MSNBC just announced that WHO announced it

You are about to get a big fat discount

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, EAT AN INFECTED DICK

I hope those boomers take a ride on a cruise ship, reeeeeeeeee.

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Nvda gtc on march 24

Get in asap

We rocket ship

400 ez

just google pandemic in google news and sort by date.
You have more than a 100 sources to pick from.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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based and redpilled

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What's weird is they're like "now is a great time to buy but I've been selling and you should buy in over a week"

link?

hello SQQQ

literally if you didn't know this was coming you were purely delusional

next is lockdowns in America, big ones, NYC scale

and then I sell my SQQQ

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Can I have the lore on the homeless user

NOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO C-*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*

Go back -16:00 as of the time of this posting. Tedros calls it a pandemic in his opening remarks.

OH NO NO NO AMDBROS WHAT DO WE DO

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The virus thing is almost over

Dont buy the hype

Its disappearing rn

Low iq ppl afraid

don't worry we'll spend all your money for you when corona-chan puts all you boomies in the dirt where you belong

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That's assuming coronavirus is the cause of the bubble, which it is not. But then again the market no longer actually prices things so yeah maybe

i should have sold 3 weeks ago

do i just sell now?

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recovering market

BOEING BOTTOM AT 200
ITS NOT BUDGING

It was one guy making a joke about asking to crash at my place until SNSS moons. This guy you're replying to is just making up nonsense.

Why the fuck is TSLA still above $600?

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QUICK BUY COVD2!

WHO NIGGER SAID THE P WORD

youtube.com/watch?v=tVIbWGH04Zs

DOW GOING TO 15,000

No

Its almost over


T. Ancient master

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Just the sniffles bro

Someones gotta buy their bags. It sure isn't going to be professionals.

Boomers still have living brokers and their investments are real estate and 401ks. Most cant just robinhood to sell their shit.
Your pic should be of the 1%ers who the fed is deliberately buying time to allow them to exit the market before they lose more

SELL NOW
BUY WHEN THE MARKET BOTTOMS
WEEKS OF TURMOIL TO CONTINUE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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$26 SQQQ by EOD

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>got hit with pattern day trader so I can't buy the dip
where will we be in 3 months

Sorry, bears weren’t out for lunch.

Bears were talking to the WHO.

>Pandemic

75-150million people will get it in the United States

FUCK IT! Buy a gun and a ski mask! You're going to have to kill your neighbors and gank their shit just to survive.

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When moon?

My 2000 shares are heavy

DEATH IS UPON US

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does anyone know why spce has been dropping. i need it to get back to 40 by friday so i can get my money back, i have bills due.

If ur reasoning is high enough ur a bull rn

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ez money bois

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He's a Ethiopian nigger

I can never tell if these covers are real or not

Absolutely based.

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Yo, somebody is coughing in that room

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-1162,70 -4,65%

>3 months
recovering from coronavirus, lockdowns being wound down, stocks slowly recovering, buy TQQQ

this but unironically

Bear trap

SELL EVERYTHING
INVEST IN NONPERISHABLE FOOD AND SMALL ARMS
THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING

italian quarantine looks like its working
in the meantime enjoy literally everything in western europe and US being cancelled and another 25% drop in indices over the next couple months

> EXIT ALL MARKETS
> Not SHORT ALL MARKETS
Lolno.

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>tfw SQQQ calls
Feels good to be based

It's real user.
newsweek.com/2020/03/13/ok-millennial-boomers-are-greatest-generation-history-1490819.html

NEXT STOP: S&P 2730
>NEXT STOP: S&P 2730
NEXT STOP: S&P 2730
>NEXT STOP: S&P 2730

how much money did you lose LMAO

yeah, but what do you buy

They cant say the truth for game theory reasons

Its highly seasonal but they dont want inaction or complacency

because SPCE is dumb and purely inferior to their main competitors (SpaceX, BlueOrigin)

Starship is to Spaceship what a nuclear supercarrier is to a tallship

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PANDEMIC DECLARED, BUY THE DDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP

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Agreed, I didn't sell at 1-1.10 because I had faith.
Am I the homeless user now

just crash a LITTLE HARDER so i can sell my puts please

then you can recover you stupid market

This is unironically what I've been telling people to do. Also to put aside savings to keep you going for at least 3 months without income.

Lol the worst part is it isn't even the beginning, the absolutely start.

Summer is still a while away

Anyone watching CNBC? There's boomers yelling and screaming in the background

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

PUNISH TRUMP!

Hey it's me Buffet, hand over your stuff. It's over.

Get ready to hear about the US cities that are going to be quarantined

Im trying to save other ppl

Bull will win

Rzero already half what it was a month ago

Yes there is some real panic going on in the background.

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WHO has declared a pandemic.

DOW JONES at -4.9%. 100 points from a bear market. The technicals look horrible here.

based

Guys...

Be safe out there

twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1237779140620759043?s=21

They are dumping their bags on the viewers

all the redditors who bought DUDE SPACE because they thought it was DUDE THE NEXT TESLA are getting whats left of their money out in order to buy DUDE TOILET PAPER. its never going back to 40. its literally a fake company.

The next 1000 point up you see will be your buy in signal, and will not come for 2 months, bar minimum. The presidents payroll tax cuts are now priced in, pandemic declared, WH doctor expects between 75-150 million to catch the virus.

any anons already quarantined? I am in NYC and wanna kno what it's like cause obviously we're getting quarantined first

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Livestream? Send link

NEW LOW

BURN IT DOWN

Give it a few hours as the pandemic news spreads.

I think I'm gonna coooooof

this please

SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART
I FEEL THE BEST THING I CAN DO
IS END IT ALL, AND LEAVE FOREVER

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>WHO declares Corona-Chan is a pandemic

Is the market going to freak out?

The doctor has no idea

-1200
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GOOOOOO

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the absolute state of US republicans

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anyone else wanting to catch a kn- I mean buy the dip?

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What hasn't been priced in is the fact that we are almost guaranteed a recession.

Entire countries & cities will be in lockdown soon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO HUMANS WE GOT TOO COCKY

buy buy buy

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PANDEMIC DECLARED

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

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Why wouldn't they they want to calm people down?

this is FUCKING BULLSHIT. I bought in yesterday because you STUPID FUCKS convinced me this was over. IT SHOULD BE OVER. IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING SNIFFLES HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A FUCKING PANDEMIC FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Relax, there still one solution

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SpaceX is literally a paradigm changing, mind blowing, Boeing killing juggernaut.

But it's a private company.

So they went for Branson's cheap space tourism meme without understanding the industry (rockets). Unironically you shouldn't fuck with space stocks if you haven't played KSP with realism overhaul.

Bobos are retarded. Look at these prices, I'm practically getting bags for free!

Reminder bulls will win this round

Bearr