/smg/ - Stock Market General

kinda urged to sell naked calls on the sippin pee

it would be a free 13k :^)

The truth is
The Circuit was rigged from the start

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Everything is falling even bonds and gold as USD goes up. This is extremely bearish for all markets,meaning everyone is cashing out

OHHH NOOOO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Good taste OP, who else /cash/ here?

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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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But... But... They injected billions...

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SNIBBIDY SNABBY

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WOOOOOOOOOO

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kinda urged to sell naked calls on the sippin pee

it would be a free 13k oWo

>10% more to break even all time
dear lord make it crash for me

GIVE ME A FUCKING PLAY!!!

I GOT 10k CAD TO PUT IN!

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he hasnt. hes bragging about predicting the dump but not selling. he's .55 average. he could've literally profited 15k and bought back in below his average. he is bragging about this. let that sink in

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-7% before 1:00.

Screencap.

fug u gib me dump

If you had any confidence in that move you wouldn't be posting it here for validation.

Selling naked calls in a market like this is literally worse than gambling, it's Russian Roulette.

They used it as margin to add to their shorts.

Quick question: My puts expire the day after tommorrow. Should i sell them today?

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What happens when Dems refuse to allow the passage of the payroll tax cut fearing it'll be used to undermine social security?

what's the best joke you've heard recently?
for me it's this:
>fundamentals are strong
fuck Powell, you're hilarious

Blackberry, all-in when we hit today's low, sell at tomorrow's high.

just flip whatever since everything is jumping 3% every second

How many billions will it be today trying to keep the DOW above 24,000?

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No, wait til April at least

By SQQQ at the highest point in the day tmrw

>take the sqqq pill at open
>making more money than ive picked stocks
so is this only good when the dow is bad

Soon frens

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BRING ME THE MOUSE'S HEAD

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I like this meme, can i save it?

SP 500 - $2650

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>fundamentals are built on bad credit card debt
>"strong"
Literally just trying to stop the bleeding. Ask yourself how many people you know not in at least a few thousand dollars of credit card debt right now.

fed pump to +300 eod. ship is going to take a while to sink

No

He got arrested for drinking too much.

mfw robinhood takes over a week to transfer money from my bank

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I've got butter on my hands. Once the S&P drops below 2700 I need to clear my puts before the pump (feds or short covers or whatever).

>what's the best joke you've heard recently?
>knock knock
>whos there
>its the police ma'am, your sons been hit by a drunk driver. he's dead.

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Again it's not a fed pump it's people selling their short positions and covering their puts before market closes. Traders are trying to make up for their losses incurred so far by trading intraday.

All in on INO!

It's all yours friend :^)

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My friends aren't but we're not West Coast retards

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AAAAAAAAAAANNNDD WE'RE BACK!

IS THIS THE TRUE POWER OF THE FED?
HOW MANY LEVELS CAN HE ASCEND HIS PRINTERS

cmon brah

The biggest buy signal is that most of /smg/ is buying SQQQ

Bull is unironically back

I have no credit card debt, student loans, and just paid off my car. Zero debt life.

Any chance Dow dips below 20k by the end of March?

Oh no no no

My 401k and Roth IRA are dying

I’m gonna pull out before it hits Zero

22xx. 19xxx on the DOW. It is known. At these prices stocks return to sane multiples, throw in the poetic irony of erasing 100% of Trump's gains, and you have your bottom.

>not ditching Robin hood and transferring your money out
Hope you're ready for the next "technical glitch"

Where does the fed get the money to pump the stock market? Taxes?

imagine actually using Reddit Investments
wallah

Deutsche Bank finally dumping again.

is this a bultrap or do we just start going green?

trying to figure out what to do with my SPY puts. $275.

Tell me why so i can make moneys with you.

sold my SQQQ positions for now, small gains
will look to re-buy if we go up towards EOD

Options in USA expire the end of expiration day, not the beginning, unless you have something else going on.

I'm getting out of the robinhood ghetto and switching to a different brokerage after this current market

Here you go Jim, have this one.

-Bob USMC semper fidelis MIGA

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Why does DIS not appear on WealthSimple? Most NYSE stocks do

>didn't cut my losses with yesterday's pump
WHY AM I STILL HOLDING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

not so fast bulls

>Pic related me after gobbling up the blue chippie drippies

KEEP DUMPING!

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you dare me? this shit will not go above 28 for today, seems like this chamber has 50 round odds

ITS GOING BELOW 24000 BOYS

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What do you guys think? Dow pump 400, maybe 500 pts from here until PH, and then DOMP EET back to -1100? Just bought some TQQQ here. Gonna daytrade that bastard.

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heh...sorry bears...it's just...not your market...anymore...

I'd really appreciate it if Deutsche Bank could collapse this week. Thanks.

Will SNSS go back up? Or should I just keep my money in TVIX?

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>he doesn't know

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dump it

Look at all these delightful #tinyhomes #simpleliving

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dump eet

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They literally print it out of thin air lmao. The fed is not a federal organization.

>ywn have wrists that big
this kills the gymcel

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What's going on over there, /smg/?

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why buy TQQQ when you could buy SQQQ?

join me brother, we ride this all the way down and back up.

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Christ you people are delusional. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there are times to be contrarian, and they are called stable markets. Play the contrarian on earnings plays when the market is expecting a massive beat, not when the entire world is in flames with no end in sight.

364125

They just increase numbers in their balance sheet. You can create as high number as you want... it's literally free money for them.

What was the reason SNSS dropped?

> Dreaming of playing uno with my concubine of Asian thots
Sounds fucking comfy desu

SQQQ on green days
TQQQ on red

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Not Federal and no reserves. It's J*wish trickery that destroys the value of your money by literally creating it from nothing.

Dude the economy is infinite. It's a permanent bull market. This is just a small correction

why do you keep fighting it?

Sold my spce puts today for a nice gain, but once again it continues dumping after I sell it

Because it's a worthless penny shitstock in the middle of a market crash.

> everyone is cashing out

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Wyrley Great?

SQQQ is a 3x leveraged inverse ETF. Literally the opposite of bullish.

I was thinking the same thing. This pic just looks comfy for some reason.

Hey by all means, trade it that way. The economic impact is going to be massive. Will it be back to highs one day, sure, by it the fuck does that do for a short-term options player? Nada nada nada, nada damn thing.

the big boys downgraded it. shits going nowhere

I have 21 percent of losses from the past few weeks. How you all doing

It's the M6 toll, just a receipt I wrote "smg" on

Market clearly wants to go below 24k. Fed clearly thinks it shouldn't.

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

BULLS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG REEEEEEEEEEE

I told you all SPCE is retarded and you were all like "nooooo, SpaceX isn't a direct competitor, who cares SpaceX's architecture is purely better in every way"

Starship is cheaper, better, bigger, faster, stronger than Spaceship, it's not even close

company with no viable product got called on it

I had SQQQ. Dumped it at first. Not at the top, but still. Then I bought TQQQ for the (I'm hoping) minipump before power hour.

>market lost 20% of its value in one month
>boomers, the most selfish generation in history, are starting to take notice
this is just the beginning

they print the money, which means it's effectively a tax on everything because it devalues the dollar

he's saying that /smg/ is full of retards who dont know what theyre doing

STOP TRYING TO RECOVER
JUST FUCKING PLUMMET

Up 300% on my Roth IRA

This

I’m still holding my VTSAX

Fuck you fags

Up 249.75% in the last month.

this desu.

why didn't you move into a stable value fund on feb 21 when this was imminent

SNSS user:

- ignores people who ask you SNSS questions
- endorses weedfag
- derail threads arguing with trolls
- tends to be a dick when SNSS is doing well
- is a convicted felon
- allow homeless anons to die in a corona world

The last one is what broke the camel's back for me. Someone reached out in his time of need and SNSS user laughed at him.

If a great depression hits how safe is my job? (Train driver)

Up 8 percent before I went all cash last week. Now switching brokers.

Everyone who says "oil will not recover" is clinically retarded. Why the fuck would ruskies want to sell oil this cheap? Why would OPEC want to sell oil this cheap? They're bleeding profits.

Ruskies and OPEC will stare daggers at eachother for a couple months (good for dividends) and make a new deal. Enjoy cheap fuel while you can. I bought some cheap ass XOM and I will hold it.

It has too

I have 100 dollars in my Robinhood account what should I buy and sell at eod