/smg/ - Smoke More General

>crabbing intensifies

Unconfirmed cause fucking China has been hiding like all information about it.

>less than 1 and 50 chance of dying
>statistics show it targets boomers
unless you're a boomer with a completely shitty immune system, you have nothing to worry about, American.

TD Ameritrade.

You're doing God's good work.

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Yeah gme can suck my cock. Fuck that company no one shops there.

>getting $2000 refund back from the IRS
>tfw you gave the IRS an interest-free $2000 loan and they've been fucking you due to inflation and the time-value of money

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Could be put sell orders queuing. I really don't know though.

Why are so many Japanimation girls posted on these forums?

Talk to your current employer and put on the proper deductions.

Or obese, or having high blood pressure, or a smoker, or have overarching health problems or lung problems...

TD Ameritrade Mobile or TD Ameritrade: Mobile Trader?

Why don't you go google Yas Forums

>being this new

Get a load of this retard

They'll tell you because the board is an anime board but it isn't that's a few boards and in reality, these people posting those are either trannies or future trannies.

They use the Thinkorswim app on mobile now.

>premarket skyrocketing
Isn't it too early for the feds to be pumping?
But seriously, it has to be puts/shorts getting sold/covered after yesterdays bounce. Seems ridiculous for people to suddenly have this much confidence after completely breaking in the after hours.

Cause Yas Forums is anime

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Sure nothing except the domino effect of pieces of the country being shut down

Get out newfag

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I know, user, you could have made $6.60 over the course of a year from the 0.33% bond yield. What will you do without that $6.60?

ID check'd

get the fuck out

>smoking tobacco in 2020
>being an average high blood pressure american
>live your life on handicap because you can't take care of yourself
This virus could actually be the cleansing the world needed.

It was nice knowing you lads. Australia is fucked

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It's definitely shorts getting sold. That's what most retards on here think are "fed pumps"

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...aaaaaand everything's red. Just like it should be.

Yesterday's gains gone in an instant

not get a fucking chipotle burrito

DOW IN RED
DOW RED
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>all red

-3%
>-3%
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Yas Forums is an anime forum, everything is a subforum, for people that like anime and other things, this makes Yas Forums Anime and then bussines, all boards are like that, everything is containment unless anime

what do you guys think the gapdown's gonna be like on monday

WOW.

gg no re

SARS, MERS, and Ebola all can. Preliminary reports strongly suspect Corona can too.
Best paper on it:
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/jmv.25728

Snorting antivirals is the actual proposed prevention/treatment. Score one for the essential oil steamers

Where's my FREE PROFITS MESSIAH

False you dumb fucking weeb. You've got Yas Forums, that's it. I guess you can count the otaku and Japanese centered board but not everything else is anime. This site doesn't belong to you smelly fucks anymore. Sorry.

>get polio
>get vaccine
>turn 50
>get cancer because of the polio vaccine
"we will deal with this like polio"

dump it

fake and gay pump

Ok newtard, now shut the fuck up

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>SPY Pumping

uhh..

SQQQ is not pumping nearly as hard as NDAQ is crashing

Ya DRUG

>completely shits the bed overnight
>pumps instantly when markets open
I just don't get it.

Goodbye 1k gains

TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
>TRIGGER THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS
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Thanks. Now I gotta figure out how to transfer stocks from Robinhood to that.

VIX dropping like my cock in your moms mouth

I've been here for years future tranny but pretending that this site is still an anime imageboard in the year of our Lord 2020 tells me you desperately need to take a shower and have sex.

stop making threads early,retards!!!

SNSS BRO ARE YOU ALIVE HOLY FUCK

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING AGAIN

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Here's the reasoning

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its almost as if you should take profits on biomemes instead of holding like a retard for muh long term capital gains.

its a conspiracy man....

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Yeah I'm pretty disappointed here, was expecting more profit from this.

Whatever, I've set my stop just above break even, there's no point selling now as I've only made like $30.

SNSS anons getting raped lol

If you got out move your smart money to REFR man

LMAO BUY THE DIP ??? OR NO???

different stock markets have different agendas. euro's gonna buy euro stocks which increases demand for the euro which decreases the price of the dollar which affects the value of our stock market

>dat drop

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im still holding SPXS 75% position

this is why you dont buy tranny shill stocks

This ain't so bad

looks like market makers tryna get some cheap FITB puts...

How many? I'm from 2000's.

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lmao get fucked nigger

Pro tip: buy dip when open and sell 5m later

OH MY GOD SNSS user YOU SMUG PIECE OF SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DESERVED THIS
YOU DESERVED ALL OF THIS

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Hopefully SNSS goes up toward market close and I can make a little bit of money back, putting all back into KOS

I am. Even if this shit doesn't MOOOOON like everyone thinks it will it will still probably hit a dollar again soon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK MY CALLS

really hope you took your profits when i told you to my dude

What do we do about the China problem lads

>I've been on a basket weaving shit site for close to 20 years, therefore I don't have to take a shower and can continue to masturbate to cartoons.

Look dude, just take a shower and have sex. It's that easy. Don't want to become a tranny or anything.

This is fucking hilarious, cheers user

Bullbros...

>SNSS

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MY 10 000 SHARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I'M FUCKING LOSING MY MIND WHY DID I DO THIS

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>SNSS

Snss -50% holy jesus

PPT doesn't have the ammo to keep the markets green all day every day, so the macro strategy is crab walk through the week. They defended the dead cat bounce yesterday, today they just have to weather the selling pressure storm at market open with a mild tumble and then the rest of the day will go sideways. Expect heavy pumping at open for the next three to five months, except on Mondays when the market will open into free fall to the breaker before the pump is turned on (pointless to fight the bots until they take the first bitch slap).

Sell spy mar20 puts now or na

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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>I BOUGHT THE SNSS TOP FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>have sex incel
neck yourself

>SNSS decides to dump after propping me up through this crisis
>I'm now at -30% return overall, the worst I've ever been

I'm actually totally calm but this sucks.

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armorgames.com/play/2607/oiligarchy

based flash game

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What will SNSSAnon say?

wtf happened to SNSS???

retard

reminds of when LCI collapsed 60% overnight

Consider sudoku, baka gaijin.

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Right? Where the fuck is snss user?

It's ok bro you don't have to keep your emotions inside

-3.0 achieved.

Snss guy on suicide watch

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>road to $1 just after delisting

you only deserved half that drop. sorry bro

wtf happened to SNSS?????

Pshhh. Down three percent? Around here we call that "Wednesday".

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SNSS FAG WHERE ARE YOUUUUU

LOOK SNSS in marketwatch

My gild calls were shitting the bed yesterday, looking much better today.

SQQQ doesn't rise like the other 3x inverse ETFs, I need to switch.

Holy shit that's vicious. 0.49 and dropping

As hard as you can throw a tantrum this will never be reddit

BUY HIGH SELL LOW, never change Yas Forums

See

just bought 10k shares of SNSS. feel greasy af owning them, but it will be fun to post screenshots of my profit to SNSS Nigger later this week

you all got shilled into helping get some niggerfaggot PnD memeslinger out on the ask

literally exactly what i said last night
GG no re

Ahahahahahahahaha

SNSS going to drop during opening market just like every other stock. I'm holding till I make my big money profits

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I'm right here. I said there would be a stop loss raid, I didn't think it would be for this much. I'm not selling.

F

>SNSS

What in the goddamn happened?

you're gonna buy more, right?

>Being this retarded

It's TDameritrade still.

>im not selling
we know. thats why youre a terrible trader.

it fell 50% lol

>stoploss raid
kys nigger

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Wells Fargo dicked us on that phone call, but the call confirmed efficacy, and 400mg data is still on the way. So I'm not selling. I just wish I could buy more.

>Down 3% from a 6,000 point drop.
>Not realizing the bulltrap you're in.

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What the fuck! Why????

You fucked me.

F

I believe in you SNSS fag, we'll be going upstream soon enough

WHEEEEEEE

Sell now and buy when it's .25

How did wells Fargo fuck us? What did they say?

>SARS, MERS could
>no one thinks to check if the same thing could happen with Corona
What the fuck are they doing?

With SNSS cashing I’m now down 20% All time, now I have to bag hold for 30 years.

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It's actually still well above my average cost and I'm not selling.

But I feel bad for those who bought around $1.

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ayy lmaoooooooooo

>newfags actually bought SNSS

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SNSS user dumped his bags at 94 cents on you retards HAHAHAHAHA

>selling at the bottom

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>SNSS .53
ive already made 500 dollars and i bought 10 mins ago, lmao

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Right but I’ve never transferred stocks so I’ll have to read up. I’m guessing the free stock I got in Robinhood is non-transferable.

*kills himself*

>Trusting namefags with obvious scam talking

Why Yas Forums is so retarded.

Honestly I feel like no way Wells Fargo could drop it by that much? This feels really artifical. Literally what is happening