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Okay so what exactly is the purpose of all these econimical stimulus packages right now?
I mean I can see purpose in this once the Coronavirus is dead, but as long as its rolling productivity is down 80% it doesnt matter how much money we pump into the economy because people are literally not producing many goods/services.

So is it a good time to buy or are we going lower again?

so it was yet another nothingburger after all? how disappointing

>productivity is down 80%

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Tick tock trumpers. It’s Biden time

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fuck tripfags

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Mareep! :D

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>futures highest they've been in the range of 2000-2016

Bullbros, we're back.

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have you seen an airport recently retard?

based

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friendly reminder that anyone can be this faggot by using the following in the name field: LCIguy#buylci

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Market is forward looking

Ppl buy in estimating more returns once virus is.mitigated

So buying a stock because rates gonna be low as fuck later which will inflate asset prices

marketwatch.com/investing/fund/sqqq
>SQQQ rising steadily after-hours
crash tomorrow confirmed

>airports are 80% of the economy
are you retarded or just pretending to be?

You're seeing a president during an election year, dealing with a crisis he has no idea how to deal with, so his "answer" is to throw money at it & tell everyone to just stay calm and wait it out. Pretty funny to watch

>tfw only 270$ on market betting we crash, rest i have on actual doomstash
>up to 460$ on uvxy, could have sold monday for 580$
>debating selling monday or friday or holding
Any advice on what i should do lads? I do think its going to get much worse i dont think a NYC shutdown is out of the question in another month or so maybe less.

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Flying to stare at another meatbag to do something
>productive

>I can't possibly extrapolate this to other industries
Why the fuck are you so stupid? Stop replying.

>airline traffic is equal to every other part of the economy
lmao stay RETARDED

Today I bought 1000 shares GUSH @0.83/share. Didn't realize it might reverse split.
I also have 5 USO calls for 01/2021 @9 but I'll have to save up money to exercise them sometime in the near future. I'm obviously not going to sell them because they are uncovered.

What do I do now? How fucked am I? Also, since I bought the options contract not wrote it, does that mean if I sell it to somebody, then they sell it to somebody, that I am no longer liable should it be executed?

Go easy on me, I'm a brainlet.

>another month or so

Try a week.

Productivity will be down 80% when lockdowns start rolling in America.

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when you transfer your account out of robinhood, is the value reflected instantly in new brokerage or only after transfer is completed? i really want to pull out of robinhood but 3 days without being able to trade really blows

Thoughts on Ford right now? Seems very under valued.

I think some cultural factors may also be at work. It’s a stereotype, but Italians are very touchy, like Biden. They kiss each other on the cheek as a greeting.

Oh I did some market research on KO’s new AHA sparkling water btw.

Not bad. And the choice to have some with caffeine is an interesting option.

But the side of the can says “just enough refreshment to PEP you up”
Which makes me think... PEP

also stay the hell away from restaurants for the time being.

Mineral composition is different, it’s not “pure” sodium chloride like table salt generally would be.

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American economy has nothing to do with meatbags coofing on ea chother

Prolly more productive with programmers at home not bugged

Ford is fucking terrible user.

Fuck this, show me those massive boobers before i get mad

if you bought a contract, you were never obligated to execute. you bought the right to do so.

>oh no ppl arent spending 6$ on starbucks and cupcakes how will the economy survive without yuppie foods

>when my doomer fantasies come true you'll see

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Smart move politically. I don't know about economically. On one hand if it passed nobodies voting away their free tendies. On the other hand Democrats have to come up with an excuse why it's bad when many supported it under Obama, further alienating the middle class. There is probably a team of Vox interns writing an article at this moment on the Top 10 Reasons a Pay Roll Tax Cut Is Actually Racist.

Im being conservative in my estimate point is I think i should hold but im not sure if i should sell and buy more supplies before SHTF i dont even know we'll enter a madmax scenario in which case my money wont mean crap

People were infected today are only going to just start showing symptoms in a week

Maybe but I have no interest in the long term of that business, so I don’t want to buy it.

Airplanes are pretty unique in that you’re forced to be near strangers and share the air with a bunch of other random people in a confined tube. It’s not a good sign, but it’s not a 1:1 translation.

And people infected a week to two weeks ago are just now showing symptoms. It's already exploding. They're going to quarantine the city within a week, guaranteed. Screencap this post.

lmao fpbp

GALT meme man, you're my favorite smug poster

>anyone can be this faggot
you could only pretend tho

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damnit

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WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE GOING DOWN
TRUMP HELP US

Whoops, let me give you my (You)

twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1237555003352469509

>STATUS: EVERYWHERE ALREADY
it's over

Ahahahaha
Fuck man that was good and subtle

>fuck why am I still holding this shit...

Most show symptoms fast but its very weak or mild

Its 2nd week it intensifies in.most cases

The Jews asking >$600 for TSLA are like the Boomer selling his McMansion shit-box for $300,000 "hard". How long will it take for them to accept their loss?

I understand that. But could you answer the other question I had?

If I sell it, I am now the one liable to sell shares, should the buyer exercise the option (which is now his). But say he now sells the option. Am I off the hook?

If you can't see how the absence of travel affectst the rest of the economy I don't know what to tell you people except that it's a miracle you've made any money.

Are they trying to erase the boomer population? This is some Deus Ex type shit.

mumus get what they fucking deserve

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looks like no Biden bump tomorrow, lads

I gave up and sold my tesla put once it finally broke even monday. I'm tired of waiting for that shit to drop

Why would seem undervalued? Ford was on a downtrend for years before corona hit, while the rest of the market was enjoying one of the greatest bullruns in history

Kills retired and high risk unhealthy ppl efficiently and quickly

I wonder why we dropped the ball and let it spread in nursing homes

Net bullish longterm the more this kills in usa

ALL I SEE IS RED WHAT THE FUCK

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The democrats have absolutely nothing to do with this market crash, Trump wishes they did, but they just don't.

Tourism, business deals and conferences, —you know what no fuck you. If you can’t reason out why less air travel is a bad indicator for the economy I’m not gonna spoonfeed you.

If or when they stop slipping on bananas peels we'll talk.

BUY THE DI-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>deploy the Natl. Guard

Now the soldiers can get COVID too, yay!

no, you apparently don't understand it.
you buy the option. you have no obligation to exercise, but you can if you choose to do so. you sell the same option you bought to someone els. you have have no obligation to exercise, you also now have no right to exercise. it's as if you never bought it.

>Bold Bets That Gold Could Triple to $4,000 Trade in New York
>November 27, 2019, 1:32 PM EST
>The gold options market saw $1.75 million in block trades betting the precious metal could almost triple in more than a year, surpassing the record.
>Around noon in New York Wednesday, 5,000 lots of a gold option giving the holder the right to buy the precious metal at $4,000 an ounce in June 2021 changed hands. The bets were sold at $3.50 an ounce.
>“It’s like 18-month term life insurance; what will the world look like if gold is at $4,000,” Tai Wong, the head of metals derivatives trading at BMO Capital Markets, said in an email. “They are hoping for a quick violent move,” he said, referring to the people who bought the call options.

Its literally Obamas fault.

anyone have a picture of Ryan Gosling screaming? I just got a new computer

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gotchu

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I almost sold my puts today.. but i'll wait it out a lil longer.. shit is way overvalued.. im a fan of TSLA and will own some stock in the future.. but i think its way overvalued with a lot of risk still in their business

Yes. Look at all the shrimp in that frunk. If they can afford all that shrimp they truly must be a wealthy company. What a way to connect with the millenials, too.

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Breddy crazy.

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to further clarify and ease your concern, the person who sold to open ("wrote" the contract by "selling" a put) would be assigned if whoever is holding the contract at time of expiration chooses to execute

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Lmao It’s a fucking redditor and cultstock

We had a guy here for weeks-months trying to get everyone to see Elon’s genius. I just said “I don’t want to invest autos” and he freaked out at me.

Now fast forward to about 2 weeks ago when I’m listening to mad money and a thick Indian accent is asking cranes what to do if he bought into Tesla at a DCA in the 900’s. Wewwwwwww

He better have something good for that “battery day” thing in April. Hopes are high.

this is cereal gosling

>user posts pic of babe in bikini
>"uhhhhhh anyone got any Gosling?"
Know how i know you're gay?

Yeah, okay but since I sold it to somebody else, now they have the right to exercise. Should they choose to exercise, who is on the other end of that. Me since I sold it to him? Or the writer of the original contract? If it is the writer, where can I view who the writer is?

buy to open > sell to close
you sell the contract some other fag wrote, he is responsible in the end

Stop trading options before you lose your life’s savings my dude. Grab a book or some links and do some serious reading. You are selling to close your position in this case, which is just a transfer of the right to exercise. You do not assume the same risk as the option writer / selling to open.

no ford

I just coughed guys
I'll see you all on the other side

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But seriously, explain the censored meme to me.

Why do dummies like you hold something you have no faith in?

tiny resolution, who's the artist?

Thinking of buying July calls for GME, should I order first thing tomarrow or wait for it to dip down to $3?

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Man I'm glad Bernie lost. When the market crashes he wont have to deal with the shitstorm to follow.

shrimp is $3lb here in seattle, cheaper than beef and some chicken cuts

you own a leather store and suck dick 24/7?

bros....
Bernie was supposed to cancel our student loan debt
What are we going to do now? I sent my last $220 to his campaign... What am I supposed to eat tomorrow?

cause of that party you guys went to?

youtube.com/watch?v=79k2zd7PW84

What will happen on Monday when we do not 'eke out the weekly gain' this week?

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I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE

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Red Monday
>Green Tuesday
Red Wednesday
>Green Thursday
Red Friday

Crab chads always win

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based

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You should just link to the picture in the future... think of the advertisers.

Selling biotech after it gets crushed into pennies has backfired on me before.
But yeah, I got scammed.

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>meme numbers around 2800
still haven't wiped the fake and gay pump from today yet

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Buy DIS puts and go lick all the ride restraints at Disneyland

>Angela Merkel estimates that 60% to 70% of the German population will contract the coronavirus

You're gonna have to suck some without kneepads since you can't even afford that

My bonds are going to make me not eat a bullet tomorrow
Thank god for the US government amiright?

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Any number under 3000 is wrong
Any number above 3000 is right
Think about it

To expound on this, thanks to WSB, there are now thousands of you noobs who are trading options with no idea what you’re doing. I had a work call with a risk analyst at Charles Schwab the other day and while we’re shooting the shit, he told me one of you autists called in and referred to a spread as “The Steel Blue Buffalo” while seeking access to level two options.

Seriously learn what you’re doing before you get so up your own ass on lucky gains that you apply for level two and sell naked calls on accident.

>go lick all the ride restraints at Disneyland
eww

having only $220 to last you until the election in November
damn lad that sucks

Thats just the worst case prediction made by the Robert Koch Institute.

>“The Steel Blue Buffalo”
Well it wasn't me
I call spreads "spicy birds"
Lol

she looks so soft

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You’re betting against the mouse. You’re betting against a component of the Dow 30. You’re betting against America god damn it, good luck.

alpha is alpha

based

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>called in and referred to a spread as “The Steel Blue Buffalo”
tell me you're making this up

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>wait for fed pump
>buy puts
>wait for bears
>sell puts
>repeat
why is it so easy bros?

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it's real
businessinsider.com/angela-merkel-estimates-coronavirus-will-hit-large-majority-german-population-2020-3?&cf=1

Swear on Moot’s drowned body and the glowing flash clone they replaced him with

Italian markets lost 30% of their value since February. And somehow, some people still think that this won't happen in the United States. The future has literally played itself out in other countries already. Trade based upon their markets and you'll get gains.