-14.57 in my bank account. Not here to beg, but i am looking for suggestions

lol at your entire rent going towards some chink who owns your condo through laundered money

kek

Even if i move away from the city it won't do me much good. British Columbia costs an arm and leg to live in. I could move to a different province but the the only way i could swing that is by dipping out on all my bills and bouncing, lol.

Live within your means. No more than 30% or ideally 25% of your income should go toward rent. Downsize/move or make more money. That negative balance in your account is the universe's way of telling you that you need to make a major change either way and make it very quickly.

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holy fuck you deserve to be poor. wow

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Since the apartment seems to be the biggest expense you should try to live somewhere cheaper, perhaps even in your car if you don't have a place, you could try using sites like mTurk to earn a few hundred dollars more a month in your free time, you just need to maximise your earning rate but mTurk suite is already a very powerful tool to start with if you need a pointer, also if you manage to save a bit here and there you could start to create a fair investment portfolio, it's probably going to be hard and need time but you can do it with enough will

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well guess its back to your parents basement while you save up money. and yup when you move out from your parents later you might need to idk GET A JOB

lower your expenses, 80% of your money goes to paying rent is the main reason for your predicament.
Secondly, if you can't trade, invest in assets e.g. stocks and crypto, obviously don't leverage.
You can look at dividend paying stocks, give you the benefit of investment and you get some annual pocket change from your holding.

You're right. It's my fault i got ditched by my parents in a 3rd world country for 12 years. Its also my fault that when i finally got back to Canada i was molested for 4 years by my uncle. Its my fault for also living in a crack shack with the forst family that i had absolutely no choice in picking. Its all my fault that im a barely functioning adult.

I don't understand why everyone assumes i'm not working when my low ass income is literally in the OP...

did you try to kill your self?

Also, I don't understand how you even get to this point desu. I would start panicking if my savings dipped below a certain threshold. How much of a mindless fuckup do you have to be to even get to this point without having any plan whatsoever.
Oh, now I see. Perpetual victim mentality. No agency.

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Not yet, no. But thanks for asking.

>Its also my fault that when i finally got back to Canada i was molested for 4 years by my uncle.
if you didn't want to get molested, you should have dressed differently.. people can't read minds, you have to communicate that you don't want to get raped through your clothing and/or with words.

Just took the easy way after literally getting fucked my entire life i guess. Now im fucking myself, crazy.

get gov funding or someshit and get a trucking license. Start trucking job, sleep in cab with dog and just travel around

>dog
>rent 80% of income
>costs exceed 100% of income
>bad income

Move and why the fuck do you have a dog

My dog is my bff. She eats better than i do, lol.

as everyone else in this thread has already said, move the fuck out of Vancouver.

I lived there for 5 years and you will absolutely bleed your savings unless you have a good job. Move to somewhere like Calgary with a great cost of living.

It's okay. If anyone touches me now ill be touching them back harder, hue.

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Ah so you're not white

I'm probably going to head up north. All i need to work the rigs is my H2S. It takes literally 1 day to get. I'll probably dine and dash on my bills and catch a bus up north.

Haha cute

Half white and half a race i don't care to mention.

Another 50 cents and i could get a large double double. I'm living large!

Do mma or something

Get Good Retard

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follow White King 60K on Twitter @jack #AmBlessed

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You need to do the hard work of actually creating a budget, assessing all of your debts/recurring payments, and setting realistic small goals. $300 a month sucks to live on, but its easier when setting a budget on it anyway. Can you find a safe way out of the lease without eating the deposit? You just may have enough room to move if you can. Can you sublet out a room for a few months?
Other than that, it seems like you are just trying things and stopping when it isn't your lottery ticket. Results are rare the first time anyone tries something. I'm not saying you should have stuck with the MLM scam for a moment longer, that's a separate issue. Success does not come from acts of desperation. Desperate men only find success when they no longer are so, this has nothing to do with money.

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post hand with timestamp and i'll throw you a few link

Keep your job but ditch your flat. Live for free with parents, friends or in a trailer. Or become a hobo and go to a hostel twice per week.

Lol you act like you’re the only one We’re all fucking victim. The only difference is we realized and own our problem. Wake the fuck up faggot or kys worthless shithead

I'm too old. People tell me to become a personal trainer but its literally just therapy at this point.

Kek.
Buy a van and live in that. $1200 a month is crazy steep for rent.
Mind you, I have half a mil mortgage and pay more a month to live in my own home lol

Sigh. fuck this world. God I hope I make it in Crypto

Too poor for sharpy. Can't draw on my hand with the pen, lol.

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>i finally got back to Canada i was molested for 4 years by my uncle.

I would have only let myself be molested for 3 years max, I have standards

You fucked up a long time ago. You're not going to like the answer, but it is

1. move out of Vancouver
2. get a job
3. stop buying pets

I figured I'd give him an extra year just to be polite. I am Canadian after all.

You should stop being a victim saying im to poor for this, I can't do this etc youre psychologically reinforcing self hate, its causing mental weakness. You are grown up now so time to restart your life.
You obviously have some drive as you are FIT. Just not mentally fit right now.

So this is how a black person thinks like

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I appreciate the advice. My backs against the wall so really, the only way out of this mess is to move forward.

You need a different living arrangement. Find a roommate or something.

get rid of your dog. seriously.

Being fit is easy. Finding financial success isn't. Any baboon can lift weights and put them down. Even dieting can be figured out in less than an hour. Eat more than your maintenance calories and you'll grow, eat less and you'll lose weight. With no real education im just fucked for jobs. I'm stuck doing labor for 11-12 bucks an hour and schooling isn't an option when you have bills to pay. But yeah, mentally im not kind to myself but how can i be? I let my life go to shit.

Learn a trade

Just buy a used van to live out of and find a good spot to setup. Somewhere near your work & the gym you have a membership to (shower at the gym).
I understand why you have a dog - can save you from mental despair. If you have a job, maybe you can leave your dog in the van while you work & take your dog for a walk during your lunch break and bathroom breaks. Dogs sleep for more than half their lives anyways. If it's a high energy breed you should exercise it for at least 30 mins twice a day just so it doesn't go insane. Always leave the window open a little to let air in, and always park in the shade unless its near or below snow temps. Don't fuck up or your dog will die in the van.

>I make about $1500 a month after taxes. My rent is $1200

sorry OP I'm going to have to file this one under "bruh"

I guess the suggestion about parking in the shade also depends on your dog's breed and size. Tiny dogs can get too cold, but dogs which are large and/or have thick winter coats should be fine long as it isn't 70+ deg (Fahrenheit) and in the sun

I work at CIBC. Let me help you out

I laughed out loud. Fuckin canadians.

Unironically become a gigolo
I'd pay for you to wank one off with me tbqh

get a roommate
get a cheaper place
move in with parents