There is a 0% chance Republicans or Dems will agree with eliminating the payroll. Then again, Republicans no longer care about balancing the sheets and just deficit spend even harder so I guess it's in line with nuconservative shit.
John Allen
ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS >ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS >ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS >ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS >ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS
Get the fuck out of Robinhood now, they are going bankrupt. Go make an account on another broker and ask them to help transfer your assets. If you can't transfer, liquidate everything and withdraw your money ASAP.
Well I fixed my browser/Etrade issue. Flushed the DNS cache and cleared the firefox page history/data settings. That solved the problem. E-Trade loaded up no problem. Hell even saw where I made a slight gain. Still in the red but hey at least it's a start.
Adrian Nguyen
Coronavirus is great. The old people will die, making houses cheaper and fixing social security and the pensions. There's a great silver lining here, and I think our economies are going to be stronger following this. Definitely a buy opportunity.
Colton Taylor
Why are you on Yas Forums if you are homeless?
Jaxson Williams
Markets are so fucking funny right now, the only reason they pump is because of the FED then they get retards to by into the pump at the end of the day and then drop their bags on you over and over again.
Nolan Miller
>futures in the red already Looking good, bobobros.
Aaron Smith
Yeah the houses will be cheaper but every neighborhood turns into inner city detroit
Logan Evans
Market getting too easy to predict man, I almost had fomo on HD or AAPL but knew they were guaranteed to correct I might buy them at 3% down. These Wall Street cowards have decided to make every profit taking opportunity when normies can do nothing about it now is standard operating procedure.
I am not going to actually front like I saw this because I am always trading and watching hentai porn but you just gotta notice this most obvious double bottom ever on AAPL chart, I feel so stupid for not noticing it, 2020 I have to learn to stop watching porn and being a c00mer.
Houses get cheaper and your money becomes worthless
Jason Smith
Based robinhood keeping people from panic selling
Kevin Jenkins
what am i looking at here everyone knows this but it is far too ghoulish to bring up outside of anonymous imageboards
Samuel Jenkins
Will oil price keep dropping?
Josiah Morales
I sometimes imagine that Powell is the last sane, reasonable man left in this system who knows what's going on but constantly has to do things against his conscience.
Also, semi-related, but does anyone remember the rumors about Trump bringing back the Gold Standard back in 2016? LMAO
The greatest thing Trump has done is turn his fanbase into the neoliberals they hated. Tax cuts for economic stimulus as a response to a virus, come on now.
Nicholas Anderson
Calm the fuck down old man, what the fuck is he doing? That's a terrible idea, even on short term
What does this mean and how do I bet against bonds?
Kayden Jones
Trump IS going to bring back the gold standard. Can't you see what he's trying to do? The G-d emperor is ACCELERATING the collapse of our monetary system. This time next year we will put an end to usury and reinstate the gold standard. KAG!
Adam Sanchez
go allin on chainlink it will moon soon sir
Samuel James
>evidence that they are going to get completely fucked from every direction >heerrrrr drrrrrrr they are fine! Ok, PLEASE deposit ALL your money on Robinhood. You'll get "free" stock after all!
>too late For what? Warning people they are going to get fucked even harder if they stay on Robinhood?
ive always said: >anyone who watches his statement to the IMF about how he was going to straight up back a currency, with his OWN gold, for all of africa, will be able to see why he was decapitated in the street like a dog by cianigger assets
doesnt really roll off the tongue, sure, but the point stands that wouldve #REKT every single neocolonial powers african operations overnight. let alone the blow to the central banking system if it actually managed to work (it almost certainly wouldve, or we wouldnt have had to benghazi him). debt-backed fiat currency memes wouldve been a distant memory at this point
the man had balls bigger than our natl debt literally
Justin Harris
>Quarantine zone being set up in New York >Futures are down >Infections doubling everyday in Europe
Were in the eye of the storm now This is going to be a multi month crab market
The only reason why his plan failed and he died like a dog is because he didn't stockpile nuclear weapons before making his statement. He didn't have any so he got rekt by the jewish puppets.
Nicholas Evans
What's the strategy on GME? Puts on shot or long calls?
When the bubonic plague killed off a fourth of Europe, the living standard for the survivors rose extremely in the following years.
Jack Cox
thats a very good point actually
we martial law nao?
Cameron Fisher
Guess you were too young to remember 2008
Grayson Parker
When the bubonic plague happened people barely had any food to eat
Henry Lee
This is who I imagine every bull on Yas Forums to be
Ryan Hernandez
so... gap down tomorrow?
Ayden Hughes
25,500 tomorrow?
Ian Taylor
GME is about to have a short squeeze soon, near around their earnings report April 7. I suspect they will have excepted or better sales for last quarter and announce a completely new direction for the company (online game sales, internet cafes), a partnership with another large retailer, and stock buy backs.
Looks like SNSS is gearing up for a stop-loss raid tomorrow. Remember to not set stop-losses.
Juan Gonzalez
I honestly don't mind it. I've been making utterly terrible plays on options in my funny money Robinhood account, and my strategy for my "real" Fidelity account is glorified dollar cost averaging into VOO, but if I don't die, and if we do come out the other end of this, I'm going to be a few thousand up and I really won't mind if that takes another 3 or 4 months.
Elijah Lee
22,000
Noah Price
Heil dubs Furher.
Jaxon Thompson
blackrock stocks for the win niggas
Asher Stewart
Crab, so maybe yes
Circuit breaker activates. Also, 22k is way too deep.
