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First for misato

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fucking burn

how am i getting rich user
just dropped 800 bux in stonks and made approx 30 bux
am i buying shale oil companies tomorrow or what

Won't buy shit untill I see closed cities in the US.

Won't go long until vaccination

/ss/ is nice

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So Red tomorrow huh?

The bull has been prepped lads

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Vaccination will take at least a year to develope.

10th for SNSS $55 EOM

>DAX futures at 5%
Bearbros... I'm getting nervous

Fuck tripfags btw

/ss/ bros

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SNSS CALLING EARNINGS NOW

wish i had money at a time like this

17th for relief rally

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>pumping
>still trading at a loss for today

you mean what they did yesterday only to close down 1.5%?

Is Robinhood really that bad? Surely it's FDIC protected right?

Wouldn't surprise me if they fucked up their insurance as well
>woops we lost all your guys' money and it turns out we were ignoring our mail so yeah heres a number you can call maybe you can convince them for us to get your money back

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bearbros looks like I'm ruined

TVIX HODLERS AND OTHER SHORT SELLERS. GIVE YOUR STRENGTH! TOMORROW WE BRING DOWN THE MARKET!

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is this ending any time soon

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>At lunch with Trump today, Sen. Richard Shelby, the Senate appropriations chairman, said GOP senators asked Trump about how the package would be paid for and the cost of the package -- and says they didn't get an answer.
lol
this is going to be a shitshow

the bull has been prepped and crab is to be activated tomorrow

INO is going back up!

I bought spy $269p for 3/20 in the middle of the pump at $284. I'm already down 20%. This is going back down right? What good news can make this market rally further? I even read that some experts believe there will be violent swings for a while but then again nobody really knows what they're talking about. Anyways how'd you guys do today? I was cash gang until the pump

where is AYTU user?

>twitter.com/DeItaOne/status/1237432522448961536?s=20
OHHHHH FUCK
Calling TDA tonight. Gonna see if I like them better than Schwab.

I know that matters for cash, but I don't know about stocks and options. If I remember right, people who invested with Lehmann never got their investments back.

Can one of the 2008 obsessives verify?

Impossible to say, which is why leverage is dangerous. I just use SH if I want to short or hedge...

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Is this the beginning of the eternal bull market?

I'm on the hook for $278 on 3/30. Todays rally is because of FED pumping. Hopefully it acts like last week and tanks hard anyways. There's nothing to be bullish about at all, with multiple States declaring states of emergency and with places starting to do massive population quarantines.

There's absolutely no reason for this market to go up. So of course it probably will.

Anyone else buy $dow at the low today? Best pickup i have made in my short time buying stonks

Sorry, but it's over. The bullrun has resumed. Nothingburger confirmed.
I hope you're ready! Today was the first rally of many to bring us all the way back to 30k!

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REMINDER: The wider markets are now where crypto was in early 2018. The behavior, psychology and memes are identical

Unless you are a complete newfag or boomer nocoiner, you should know what to do

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ETERNAL CLOWN MARKET

are you talking about before or after the cypto crash

Post her name please

Exactly

We already priced it in. Only up now

During, we are living the very moment right now

lol exactly 25001

excellent pump, feds

Lotta zerohedge loons here now. The market is free and fair.

>The market is free and fair
Which is why complanies like TTI can offshore everything, make truely awful products, and still be hugely valuable, right? No, billionaires and tribalists look out for their own. There is a super large amount of market manipulation going on right now.

hope you bulls are ready to see some serious red tomorrow.

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boosted it to 1.02 for 5 mins. Wow.

>red
>the color of an aroused bull's penis
hmmmmm
well either way

did way too much trimming so i wouldn't mind seeing some bloody streets

How do we know when enough margin calls have been issued to be done with this stage of consolidation?

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reminder that germans arent dying because they are white and italian deaths are proof that sh*talians are not white

hey guys i'm new to this whole stocks thing.

what is a "crab market"

do u no how crab walks

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with its legs!

There is no creature so pathetic as the happeningfag.

Buying 5 calls at 75$ for 4/17 on FIVN, bros. Wish me luck.

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Bought back my VIACA cause I was tempted by the cheap price and that Divvy/Yield.

i know how they itch!

>shills say corona is nothing
>it explodes now
>shills now say market is genuine and unmanipulated
Always do the opposite of what they say.

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Red day tomorrow bois

after this, demand for hand sanitizer will remain high as people remember that time it was completely sold out...

who makes lots of this shit? P&G? JNJ?
who owns purell?

>who owns purell?
gojo, it's (((privately owned)))

people that havent seen a bear market (aka 95% of nocoiners on this board too young to remember 2008) cant understand the psychology and think crashes are short, ephemeral things rather than sustained downturns

Anyone here using Simply Wall St? Is it any good?

Post her feet right fucking now

>bought at 5.73
Ayyyy

WALL STREET POZZED
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-barclays-idUSKBN20X2PV

i'm sick of smg being contained to generals, we're the only interesting shit happening
smg should be Yas Forums, fuck the crypto scammer monopoly on board space

Its a cartoon & your fetish sucks. Kys

This is true of literally every bernie policy. Politicians don't give it away too early so that the other side doesn't sabotage. Go home brainlet.

Any of you anons who aren't living in cities that haven't been touched yet by the Coronavirus panic do you intend to become a black-market supplier? Im' in pittsburgh and the panic hasn't kicked in toilet paper and hand sanitizer are still stocked and I may be inclined to buy some extra bottles or rolls to sell on campus after break when the inevitable corona panic sets in.
Do you have any good price points or other items to stock up on to sell for a first time black marketeer who needs to refund his stock account?

I just bought my first option.. a GLD call because I think it will go up. They expire on the 20th and the "strike price" is around 160. Is this retarded? What do I do next?

Didn't mean to reply. My bad.

Bruh if we tried to go to main biz the cancerous crypto kiddies would ruin all the threads

Worse yet, people are completely unequipped to handle the emotions that such huge swings at the beginning bring

You can see it all around now (filtering out the shitposting)

>Its a cartoon & your fetish sucks. Kys

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bearbros i dont feel so good...

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I thought you meant GILD and was gonna call you retarded but honestly GLD is also retarded.

>new york containment zone centered around a synagogue
lol

>VIACA
want to redpill me on VIACA user

Ok so I loaded my E-trade page at work. Was on my lunch break so no one gives a shit. It loaded fine. I use firefox at work also. So I get home and load E-trade. Still fucked. Again. Same browser. Both same versions. Was able to work around the fuckary but still.. It displays a blank screen with some little thing called Sharescreen in the corner. I click the Question mark icon it brings up the help section. I click the Faqs option, At this point a new window displays everything at the top properly, all tabs and your account logoff option. So I dunno.

>tfw just found out about MAGA stock
>is an index that tracks companies that are supportive of Republican candidates
>it has options trading
>corona virus + election year
How has nobody here mentioned this stock before? This is going to be EASY money.

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I'm still thinking the bottom is 30-50 days out once the virus is fully spread and effecting everyone's normal day

so what's not retarded?

bullshit, whats your source?

This is just as dumb as the E.S.G. investors.

No no user, that is not how this works.

You don't ask for advice when you lack experience, you state your trade and defend it rabidly calling others who disagree gay and retarded, regardless of whether you know what you are doing or not.

Then whoever is right screencaps the other.

the fucking volatility the last two weeks feel worse than when I was trying to make money on penny stocks

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i use firefox w/ etrade no problem. you probably have some plugin like noscript fucking with it

they suck

i use them and haven't been able to get funds into my acct, had to sell to avoid a random margin limit expectation

customer support was on hold for over an hour today and hung up, chat support has been down all day

Well I'm hanging on to it cause hell the 52w high is almost 54 dollars. I figure I can wait and collect a divvy till the price goes back up.

The bottom is nowhere near that close. What part of slow, sustained downtrend don't you understand?

It'll be slowwww Chinese water torture with long periods of sideways and some relief rallies

When the actual bottom comes, people will be in such a lull that they won't be ready for it and the violent dumps