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is it dumb to buy up INO right now that it's on discount

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no, buy several million dollars worth please

poomp it, and then crash eet tomorrow

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Why is CZR going up reeee

>martial law is bullish
Buy the dip and then sell after west coast gets quarantined, leading to 30000+ dow

25 K CLOSING

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cm?

Who the fuck is buying right now?

>no plan to contain viral spread
>country wide military quarantine seems inevitable

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>pump it

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When was the last time we didnt have a 1,000 point intra-day swing?

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Ok, how the fuck do I get in on the stock market game?

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IGNORE US CONTAINMENT ZONES
KEEP BUYING STOCKS
IGNORE US CONTAINMENT ZONES
KEEP BUYING STOCKS
IGNORE US CONTAINMENT ZONES
KEEP BUYING STOCKS

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Holy fuck it’s SO bullish

>4% GREEN

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>dat corona bat pattern on SPY

BUY PUTS

WHAT WAS THAT?!

based Fed

youtube.com/watch?v=hRGIrrjuLYA

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Dunno but it always seems bearfags can't get any trades correctly. They might short the semi bottom to gain a penny just to burn it all in the next time shorting the bottom. They are like the retarded kid at school you felt sorry for.

1 trillion dollar pump

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can we fucking stop using points, and start using percentages???

Buy high sell low right Yas Forums?

yes

finance.yahoo.com/news/aytu-bioscience-secures-exclusive-u-120500962.html

Watch AYTU stocks guys. Sole distribution rights of covid19 test kits. Their stock shot 700% today when the news of their distribution rights were released, and could still moon in future.

25K DOW BY 4PM
>25K DOW BY 4PM
25K DOW BY 4PM
>25K DOW BY 4PM
25K DOW BY 4PM
>25K DOW BY 4PM
25K DOW BY 4PM
>25K DOW BY 4PM

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY INO GAINS? THIS SHIT WAS UP TO 16 NOW BACK TO 5 BUCKS WTF I SHOULD HAVE SOLD WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THIS SHIT WAS GOING TO COLLAPSE AFTER 2 DAYS

WTF WAS THAT?

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Is it sustainable?

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today was the day for every late-coming retard to sell fucking everything, if you don't see the writing on the wall you are blind

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Well technically we are still down 1,000 from yesterday and down almost 6,000 from where we were at the beginning of the month.

LAST CALL FOR SNSS

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Oh no that’s that sad schizo guy...

CONGRATS TO EVERYONE WHO DIDNT DUMP TOO EARLY LIKE ME!!

CONGRATS TO EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT THE MIDDAY DIP

IT ALL HAPPENED JUST LIKE JIMMY SAID!!!

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I can smell this photo

So sell my oil today?
Also, what biotech companies are in the running for making covid vaccines?

how high will the dow get when an entire state is locked down?

its not hitting 25k bros

best you can hope for is about 4% up at closing

If everything had shifted 136 points higher yesterday , we would have fallen from 26xxx to 23xxx in a single session

>+4% and RISING

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Today was just the oil overcorrection recovery day.

Tomorrow we're back into corona madness.

retards
memes aside I have no idea, there has been literally no good news and trump's stimulus plan is still vague as fuck.
I mean NY state just put the la rochelle area in semi quarantine, and we pump 4%?

what are results for SNSS on the 12th?

of course it is, who the fuck cares how much a dollar is worth?

youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ

maybe the $300 billion stimulus package is having a positive effect on the market?

SAVANON WHEN ARE WE MOONING ALREADY

...

B-B-BUT THEY SAID IT WAS JUST THE FED POOMPING, BEARBROS
CORONACHAN WAS GOING TO WRECK THE MARKET WHY IS THE NUMBER GOING UP?

This is totally unsustainable. Trump is just setting himself up for failure.

I hope you all load up on puts these last 10 minutes.

I managed to snag some spy at a nice discount.

It got rejected by Republicans

Oh well shit, that’s juicy.

25K HAPPENING

Are we going to be bullish forever? If people will buy when all of this is going on, when wont they? Lets be honest, the market is in the hands of people who aren't really affected by all this. Bearbros, its over

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New daily high. Go go go!

BUY BUY BUY

You bought SNSS, right user?

THANKS FOR THE STIMULUS TRUMP

Oil is the lifeblood of this economy. Oil is up 14%, so that means the economy is recovered.

going for a 5% fake and gay pump lmao

because the number went down yesterday?

Red by EOD, we've still got 9 minutes

You got a loooong way to go before you can brag about anything bullfag

I guess everyone just... forgot... about oil absolutely cratering and corona shutting down New York?

Hahahahahahahahaha yeah buddy we're going to the moon eventually. So fucking fast we won't be able to get off as we plunge into the sun screaming like we're from Venezuela.

>tfw didn't miss the dip

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I HAVE SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORE LIMIT FUCKING DOWN TOMORROW FUCK THE ALGOS AND FUCK CHINA

Damn, you may be right.

Open account with a brokerage. Deposit money. Buy stuff. Lose money.

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why you gotta be gay

pretty accurate id say

i'm all in. we rise

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>no dildo in boypussy
trash

I just wanted to make money

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1K UP 1K UP 1K UP

no, it didn't

is this the fed pump last week on repeat?
fat moon only to crash upon the actual details?
oil has gone up into the $35 dollar range.
But I have no idea why the market is just magically ignoring the explosion in cases in NY state, it now has the most in the country.

tomorrow down 1500

>You bought SNSS, right user?
why the fuck will it moon user?

> on discount
Imagine being this much an idiot and risking your money on markets. Get out idiot, stocks aren’t a get rich quick scheme

>+1000 points
>almost 25k

WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT BULL BROS

these last few virtual bumps will get completely wiped out first thing tomorrow morning when markets open

why did INO crash wtf

MODS

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Don't think, just buy.

buy crypto and get out of this clown market

just bought 120 SQQQ, gonna make bank tomorrow and probably regret not buying more
Be sure to dump AAPL tomorrow for me

I think the market is going to go lower.

So I'm all in on inverse funds overnight and I'm for once confident that things are going to be red tomorrow.

So it's going to be green tomorrow.

>that confusion, anger, and shame

i dont buy penny stocks.

rulecuck faggot
bigger gay than that faggots pic desu

Take profit. Continue doing so on your trades (if you do more) until there is an actual reason for oil to trend upwards over medium term.

>this guys first day on /smg/
>hasnt seen SNSS user posting non stop for the last 4 months

wew, sauce?

It's going up because the strong economic fundamentals like trillion dollars budget deficits, Chinese manufacturing ceasing to exist, and consumer debt.

Buy the dip bulls. I'm sure tomorrow morning will be green.

CITY DWELLERS BTFO
haha imagine living within a mile of other people lmao

>24.9K
>24.9K
>24.9K
>24.9K

The Fed is playing green day red day with speculators

the more they pump the harder it falls

im comfy

I think this is realistic. I saw no news today which justifies this correction. Corona is the primary driver behind this crash and the oil sector collapsing everywhere that isn't saudi arabia is just icing on the cake. There is nothing indicating a strong economy right now aside from a promise of even lower rock bottom FED rates (which really indicate how weak the economy really is).

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gonna close above 25k today and below 23k tomorrow, sounds about right for this clown market

AAAAAAAAA
I SLEPT THROUGH THE DIP
AND I STILL DONT HAVE A BARMAID BIRDCLOACA TO FUG!!

5% on QQQ what in the fuck is this market

Are we actually, REALLY going to hit 25K? We’re getting close to
>+5%
Too

I WANT TO BELIEVE BUT HAVE BEEN FUCKED BUYING INTO THE PUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i was up a bunch from INO and it fucking crashed today, why? i still cant figure it out, i thought they were on track to have the vaccine

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nigga

Red by the end of the day!

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this is insane, do they really think they can sustain this shit when bad news is popping up left and right?

ITS 25K BUY BUY BUY

i don't even know how his works but this isn't something you can fake. It will drop tomorrow

>5% GREEN

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Hmmm

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The new normal is over 1000 point changes in a day

Watch out for resistance at 2877

we did, then fell 75 points lmao
sums up this day basically

Because you're a moron who fell for the same story they republished for a week and they're already behind other companies who already have a candidate vaccine?

BUY BUY BUY BUY

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Leftypol trannies BTFO
b-but muh collapse

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>25000 points

THIS SHIT AINT NORMAL MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET

did you think it was just gonna go back to +/-2% a day or something?
look at how VIX works
big waves bring in more waves
its like the tide

Literal nigger market

It’s volatility dummy
People are scared. Algos are riding the whipsaw

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What did you do?

HAHAHAHA

YIKES
I
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OH NONONONO MY PUTERINOOSSS MY PANDEMICENOOO

This is fucking insanity.
An entire country on lockdown.
Washington and NY to follow.
Marriott pumping.
Time to cut losses? I'm sure we will open green tomorrow.

DOW REACHED 25K TODAY, WE DID IT BULLBROS

>Boomers trying to go bankrupt right before they die of coronachan so their kids get nothing. Thats why they're buying the dip.

Should have waited for SQQQ, 24 looked like a good buy in
Oh well, I'm still confident it's going to pay off eventually

>yup this is the fight back you guys look at this organic fightback wooooo look at the digits that mean fuck all

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With the direction your balance is headed, that fractional share ad is perfectly timed.

what did that spike make it to?

Lots of spy puts

I was a millionaire yesterday while sleeping through the 9:30am open

Today I'm going broke lol

FUCK THIS SHIT I'M BUYING GOLD AND BONDS I CAN'T HANDLE THESE BULLSHIT ALGO SWINGS

TMV MUH NEGRO!

>bought a 2x lev bear etf right before close
see you niggers tomorrow

I would stay away from investing in vaccine makers and instead just buy medical supply companies who sell masks, needles, tubing, scrubs, medical oxygen, hospital beds, etc. Fuck the technology, buy the companies producing cheap disposable shit that these hospitals are going to start needing massive amounts of.

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Dunno fren, I'd say 1-2 months till results are published. As for galt, well I dreamed about it last week. It mooned. It was a nice dream.

what a world ill tell ya, what a world

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Shits faker than crypto now

25 K :DD

>Dow up 5%
Yeah that seems realistic.

Watch it all absolutely crumble after hours.

DOW AT 25K AGAINST ALL ODDS, BATHE IN THE MIGHT OF THE FEDS

this pic in particular should be spammed at any faggot who still uses RH

Just bought it.

25k!!!!

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT LADS

TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND!?
WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

CRYPTO IS NOW A MORE TRADEABLE STABLE MARKET THAN THE FUCKING DOW JONES CLOWN SHIT BRO

The higher it rose today the farther it'll fall tomorrow, can't wait for the first place loss record to be broken

Yesterday was the bottom, only gains from here on out.

kek they actually closed it at 25k just for the hell of it

I'm so fucking done with this clown market, see you fucking retards tomorrow.

$550k

But I had a slightly bigger position on a non-retarded broker for a total of just over $1.1m

I heard I wouldn't have been able to sell the $550k half on RH yesterday anyway because it was supposedly down while I was snoring

Too bad I wasn't awake to sell on fidelity tho

OH NO NO NO NO MY SHORTERINOO PUTERINOOO CORONAACHAANNERINOO

>+1000
oh so we're gonna do -2000 tomorrow?

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.62%, a little slower than I'd like but we gween! GEO and GLD dragging their feeties a little, I'm not concerned. Congratulations to the rat, and someone remember to tell him that just bcuz his lappy is dead doesn't mean the hard drive is, do NOT lose the next issue of ratsuchan or we'll have a problem.
No idea where the market goes from here, made some smol buys on existing positions yesterday, none 2day, still highly concerned.

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How mad are you that you sold the dip?

COPE

sauce?

>24860 after hours

beautiful

welp one part of my prediction fulfilled lmao
I cannot seriously see the market retaining these gains, the only reason it went up is deluded hope and expectations for government stimulus like the fed, and we all know how that went.

I mean hell, we went from up 5% this morning to slightly in the red to back up 5% for closing.

Nah we did -2000 yesterday, gotta get -3000 at least

they really want that 25k finish

-3000+

At least you are having fun right? Yas Forums is the frens we made along the way right?

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yea no stress, tomorrow might be slightly green too but friday is FULL RED

It happened literally every green day for the past month. Nobody buys this manipulated bullshit.

TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND

Zoom out faggot
It’s not a proportional rally, we were oversold as fuck.

You get bull runs even in a bear market and vice versa.

Bear cope.

>25K

GET FFFFFFUCKED BOBO

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I told out some money and yolod

Decided I wouldn't sell till US starts locking down cities

This whole day was just a bull trap

lol @ disney, wtf happened there

Oh boy I get to break out this hat for the 17th time this week.

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/thread

I lost 20% today, but I got a bunch of bear shit and a few options left for tomorrow.

>stonks are for boomers they have no vol
suddenly vol
>stonks are busted go buy shitcoins

no ones going to buy your fucking bags faggot

I'm shaking my head so hard. Americans will prop this dumb market up until they can't no more, and the whole house of cards will come down harder than ever.

>GEO
Chili's user is based and invests in private prisons lmao

Down -1.6% I give up on stupid BYND who even wants fake meat =? So I sold half and bought HD when it started that 11AM rip so it got me back some.

You'll get a second chance

>pumping this hard in the end

THEY ARE SCARED

So if you look at it from a year long perspective this is on a down trend.

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Up mid-day then lost all gains in the final rally.

So fucking predictable

This. I hope you sold at the top and bought puts.

FUCK YOU BITCH MY WIFES SON WILL BUY MY BAGS

+/-3000 something in between

dumb retard that wasn't the point being made. This shit is a pantomime and you fall for it. Fucking pleb. Go to a casino and tell me it's any different.

so if biden wins tonight, another rally tomorrow?

This shit is so manufactured it isn't even funny. I am also with you on a 2k drop tomorrow as well. All this is going to take is NYC getting more coronavirus cases and this whole thing will blow up. How do you quarantine parts of a city? This whole thing is going to be a nightmare in about 10 days and if people don't get out now, they will really start hurting. I don't care if the fed starts throwing money at everything, you can't earn a profit if you can't get your employees to work and your customers can't buy your shit.

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Yeah I bought in at $24.10. $22.51 closing would have been a instant buy for me, but my moneys all holded up now... May need to make another deposit if tomorrow is still green

cnbc.com/2020/03/10/trump-pitched-0percent-payroll-tax-rate-for-the-rest-of-this-year-white-house-officials-say.html
all I can gather from this article is trump pitching shit and politicians going "maybe", and this is what we pumped 5% on? lmao

END OF BAD TIMES START OF GOOD TIMES

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10% day. Kek new ath

Algos don't act according to human logic

I had to cancel my fucking SQQQ stop due to this retarded rally, Jesus Christ.

At least bear runs are realistic, this bull run is absolutely delusional. What was that, like up 3% in a single hour? Come on. Overbought.

Whose ready

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Thats what everyone this thread and the end of the last have been saying. That combined with the news about NYC suggests this 5% pump is unnatural

>he fell for the virus apocalypse meme

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All cash. 0% move.

The S&P's close today occurred at kind of an unfortunate spot for bulls. It's right on the high from last night's futures trading. This may be the first level of resistance. Futures will be interesting this evening. For bullish case you want the numbers well above this level going in to premarket tomorrow.

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Should we buy puts, or what?
Might be green tomorrow if FED pumps again

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which companies are those? TMO?

saoli sabatini
Looks like a perfect body who got silly implants but damn do those shopped photo shoot pics look like perfection.

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Have fun in the next weeks faggot

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people are so fucking dumb, the more I pay attention to the stock market, the more I see that it's entirely driven by emotion, not reason.

I'm at $24.76 average on my SQQQ and I'm confident I'll be 30%+ sometime by Friday

I'm not super greedy though I'll sell if it hits 50%, it won't get better than that

These markets are so blatantly manipulated at this point lol

wait youre telling me that spike wasnt you being locked out of trading by RH?

you unironically slept through open with 150k in long put options on the US market, which presumably you bought and held over the weekend?
LMFAO@URLIFE BRO
maybe try investing in a fucking alarm clock

I'm sure it'll be a green day.
The fed has endless pockets.

>saoli sabatini
doesnt sound like a very white name. will not jack it to her.

I bought a tiny bit of SH and took A LOT of losses. Feels badman, didn’t realize how hard the algos would pump my longs end of day. I just had to get the fuck out of my semi positions and protect some of my pharma gains.

Are we going to get a Blacked Wednesday?