YOU GUYS SAID STOCKS WOULD FALL FOR WEEKS

>3.7%
>barely in the green

Fuck all of you, I’m buying now. Just bought some Apple and Tesla stocks

>Buying the top of the bounce
Dude, pick up a book or something

same thing that happened last week. big bounces and even bigger drops. don't be retarded this market is fucked

The same way nothing goes up in a straight line, nothing goes down in a straight line

DEAD CAT BOUNCE faggot

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>dump it again

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>what is a dead cat bounce

Just look at last week

WHY IS IT 25K?!?!
I THOUGHT WE ALREADY FUCKIN BOUNCED!

Here´s your 25k Dow Jones, bro.

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>buy high sell low

Look, faggot.

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dead cat bounce. deadliest day in italy, over 160 dead in a single day and its only gonna get worse. US will be like italy in about 2 weeks

It’s the flu bro wash your hands bro

Bro chil bro
Ha ha bro

its the new paradigm lol

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can you show me this compared with 08?
ive already done it on my own charts yours just look pretty

Why would you buy Tesla and Apple? They are past their prime, they have lost their steam and Apple can't even ship their product to the US at the moment. You should've bought oil. Do people actually think before they place Buy Orders?

FUCK NIGGERS, I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED.

>tesla

you will never, ever make it in your life.

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Got a stock trade app I don't know how tf to buy oil just common stocks
Bought a bunch of crap yesterday then a little more today

which stocks would you buy?

bro, that picture hearts.

why oil? wti and brent are down i thought?

Yeah, they are down and will likely go back up the moment either Russia or the Saudis stop being able to afford selling cheap oil.

LONSA, a Swiss company that produces supplements and equipment to produce medical stuff. It was the only stock I have that was in the green yesterday.

yeah bro it hurts

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everything is coming back. dow is 30k at the end of the week.

>why would I buy something that is way down when I could buy something that is overvalued and still near all time high

what is a dead cat bounce

i think i get it. but what shluld i buy? brent or wti? futures, options or oil mining stocks?

tesla likely wont reach 700+ until coronachan is tapped out for the summer
t.somebody who lost 1400 on tsla after 1st ded cat bounce

>skyrocketing
>50% drop
>5% bounce

Yeah bro, buy that fat tesla cock that's going to fuck your portfolio like you wouldn't believe. Get some Amazon too.

Look at TDG
I don’t have the means to get into it but man does it look enticing

it is called the dead cat bounce

>buying high
>again

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The goyim never learn

I see a very strong support at $0.
That would be a good time to buy !

they didnt sky rocket, they just shouldn't have crashed 7% in one day yesterday

What's up with the tesla/ apple shit? People do know companies make stuff and provide other services aside from status oriented consumer trash, right?
Buying facebook, apple, tesla, Google, etc is like playing 1 2 3 4 5 6 in the lottery along with all the other retards.

Because I want to invest in something buzzy and exciting nobody gives a fuck about the concentrated orange juice bags you bought on the Chicago stock exchange user.

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So user will realize profits in 4 years? Good deal! As long as he survives corona chan

So instead of buying a solid performing company at a reasonable p/e multiple, or with a strong track record of dividends, you buy a divide by zero p/e car company or an unprecedentedly over priced (stock and actual product) cellphone maker on the back nine that bleeds market share with every new model? And you do this to feel hip?

Yes, yes I do. I saw it on Twitter and Elin smoked weed with Rogan so I can tell he's pretty cool and won't let me down.

You made me exhale forcefully through my nose, a-hole, you better reimburse me for the involuntary physical reaction to your shenanigans.

>not doing the opposite of what biz says
ngmi

Seriously, are you not following the virus info. Italy went from 100 to 10k in a week. The us is just now mass shipping testing kits yesterday and today. Us numbers are about to skyrocket. Sorry anons but we haven't seen the bottom yet. Were gonna be selling straight through March and into April with quarantines and overrun hospitals on the news every night. Big money is just trying to finish selling out positions to retail. Buy the dip. Haha faggot

no matter what we do or what we say dumfucks like you will always complain and blame us