/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Old thred was kill

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mods pruned because of OP pic right?

yeah this one's borderline too

Bullrun on gook whores?

Should I take the yellowpill, bros?

agreed, I like animu but loli shit is pushing it.

KEK

>Have we destroyed the financial system already because of all this?

CNBC is finally getting it.

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It was a shota.

we're going places!

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please lads
I don't know what to do
this yo yo is fucking unpredicatable and premiums are sky-high so can't even buy in as a poorfag. fucking sucks being poor but heck maybe smg isn't for me

When are the flying cars coming? This is techno dystopia already. I want flying cars.

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My spce puts continue to flourish despite today’s dead cat market

They really said that?

can we just sticky this thread every day during The Happening? need a new thread every 15 mins

It was a loli masturbating.

Is holding SQQQ the viable long game right now? I have a bunch of shares at 24.80. What other options would you guys recommend?

Your fault for not getting inverse ETFs while they were cheap.

No that was about some chick who lost all her money trying to play forex so cried and rubbed one out on cam.

This is the weakest deadcat rally ever. Even after Lehman crash it was better than this bullshit

wait for it to go up for a bit , then buy puts. either hold the puts for the inevitable cratering over the next few weeks, or if you're feeling adventurous sell the options after a dip, then buy again when it goes up

WHY ARE THERE 3 ACTIVE THREADS UP

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There is no system
There is nothing
It's always been nothing
Gold is nothing
Coins are nothing
It's always been imaginary

It's always been what it does to human minds. That's Value. It's why a painting is worth $1500000 but a copy of that painting that looks exactly the same to you is worth $10

It's always and will always be a sham. When we are on mars with 500 cities and super intelligences, it will still be projections of value.

Just like too get something beautiful you need something ugly.

Embrace Taoism and discover.
People saying the system doesn't make sense and now it will fail don't understand it will never make sense. Even your gold standard doesn't make sense.

What do you anons think today will close out at? Its been rubberbanding all day

New York just declared America's first redzone.

Also I just made a easy $200 on AYTU mooning

When in doubt, get out. If you're not in, don't get in. Time will come when good entry setups emerge. No rush.

Maybe tomorrow, when the market dips another 5% again.

What does that mean?

its all the same guy desu senpai

If it goes into the negatives today that would be the first time ever after such a big crash the Fed and Donnie ought to commit Sepokku on live TV

i have 1500 left in the bank after my bank run. should i use it to buy a gun?

The purpose of a financial system is to: Drive workers, Drive Greed.

The rest is drivel. Whether it is offering them a shiny rock or an extra digit in a bank account.

Probably either negatively or positively floating around 0.0

no buy hand sanitizer and put it on ebay.

red, probably
DAX went up to 5%+ and look at it now

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Corona

SAVANON WHEN ARE WE MOONING I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

It means within a week, New York City will be shut down like Milan.

Hows the stock doing today? Coronavirus is going away, everyone should relax

VIX bullish engulfed

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If S&P500 drops 3% today I make $10k

FUCKING DROP

how much can 1500 get these days? like 4 bottles?

What happened with the dax today, up 5% this morning then finished red

BUT WHAT ABOUT SAVERS?

What do people putting their money in a bank do to drive economy? Why would you reward them with more resources?

If they take risks with that money? Yes, reward them. If they want to put it into a bank for 40 years, meh

Really. Are you saying you want to reward someone who spends no money in the economy and puts his cash into a sofa?

last minute dive -5%

We gaaaannnnn

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Zona rojo? Dios mio!

>NDAQ at it's daily low
>SQQQ not at it's daily high
Plz explain for retard

Retarded future traders and algos happened

Fed niggers ought to have cut the interest rates today it would have been +7% on the Dow and we would have a chance to avoid recession just through market sentiment

My prediction from last night was 2830. That maybe a bit of a stretch now. 2790? I expect a small pump in to close.

You withdrew all your money because you think the banks and fdic are going to collapse?

absolute state of these people. if shit gets that bad your money is toilet paper.

>italy was first redzone in europe
>new york and new jersey have large italian populations
>now first us redzone
like pottery

Ebay banned hand sanitizer and masks.

the stock market isn't the economy. it's literally just a casino for us to gamble in.

Yeah someone tell me about SQQQ, stay in or bail?

>0.54%
>3 hours left
Its over guys? Bear bros won?

I can feel it lads

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they are going to soon, but not an emergency one. They are cautious after last disaster.

Those interest rate cuts are going to juice the fuck out of my bags on the incline.

Why do (((they))) hate italians so much?

well time to short e-bay.

What? Really?

Yes. Buy LINK

2. And Yes

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No, it isn't.

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Yeah, supposedly to fight price gouging

>he thinks value has value

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Keep telling yourself that

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By long I hope you don't mean more than 2 weeks. Also expect 20 point swings throughout the week and next.

Also, watch out for the fed pump in the final hour today. Feds can't afford to let the market close low after his announcement and are gonna probably shoot things back up to 1% up or something.

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>SQQQ

pump and then dump

Start looking at oil stocks.

eternal grudge against the romans for being the one western culture they couldnt control

holy fucking shit no joke just had a large number of jets flow over my house very low holy fuck

highest white IQ's statistically

Roger roger, it’s gonna reach where I bought it like a retard soon and I’ll just sell it back.

where at?

They do well on Italian IQ tests made for Italians

Where?

Probably just a paranoid Yas Forumstard who does this several times a year

H T I N E

the NASDAQ just flew over my house!

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what is this shitpost supposed to imply

the orange is useless holy shit
this crisis proves it