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working hard to prop it up

>no flat chested gf doing stocks
why even live?

>NY deploying national guard
It’s ogre

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it going down this week too

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FUCKING

BIBLICAL

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What do niggers and Robinhood have in common? They both don't work

post good crab market music
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are there no jannys in Yas Forums? op pic keeps getting posted and that titty bounce webm stayed up earlier

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how many people have saved my pic of pajama lain

FTSE HAS FALLEN EUROPE WILL CLOSE RED, CRASH IS HERE HODL FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS

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I push my fingers into my....

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How likely is spy to pump eod? I wanna load up on puts

a bunch of shows and big events are starting to be cancelled/postponed too. It's getting real

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HOLY SHIT

Who is ready for the chinese century?

No wonder why she is crying while jerking off, women in stocks are terrible and she would have been better off getting a boobjob.

Lain is a slut

is there a term for making intentionally bad trades because you think its funny?

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crab market a shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=oNW7yKgKgTc

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>not fake
Jesus Christ. One death is all it took too.

this is creeping me out man

I can't imagine a bear right now holy fuck

I'm so fucking long right now.

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Kek is this a joke? Less countries are going to want to do business with China now.

Get over yourself

Dems want the economy to burn so
"drumpf look bad"

Are they going to choke to death and arrest the virus for resisting?

You're right, Long SQQQ

Hugless, kissless, friendless, jobless, and now ... penniless. My life is a first-person comedy show and the final punchline will, I feel more and more, inevitably be suicide. Let's just see how next week goes and if my puts will recover.

On the bright side if I keep killing myself in each instance of reincarnation there will for sure be one life where I make it.

being retarded?

I believe you're looking for "total and complete mental retardation"

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why aren't the markets tanking then, this pump is fake and gay!

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Might as well go to the casino at this point

just keep trying bro

Being retarded? Do you find cock and ball torture enjoyable too because maybe your money could be better spent on an Asian mistress with cute feet who you can address as Mistress Corona.

>Longing a dead cat bounce right after NY deploys NG
You’re fucked

Well boys i just put the rest of my cash in SQQQ, get ready for the bull run

Just got out of my cagie. Too late for inverse etf or are we going down all day?

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>Makes bad trade so you have a handicap in order to recover your money
It's a 5D chess player

when are they expiring user?

SNSS AHHHHHHHHHHH

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TO THEM IT MEANS NOTHING

TO THEM IT MEANS NOTHING

TO THEM IT MEANS NOTHING

TO THEM

AT ALL

With volatility like this you might as well flip a fucking coin.

daily reminder that you should move to Romania and become my fren

Fucking die incel scum lmao. Have sexerino !

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Its a crab market atm

wait for the next pump and buy SQQQ, market is going down in the mid-term (2 weeks)

>playing penny stocks in the year of our lord 2020

If you're ahing at that price you've come too late to the party.

we're all buying SQQQ here trusting the pump

you draw this? thanks I love it

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What is the point of this crab market? No one buys, no one sells, no one profits. Seriously what is the point?

How are your puts doing poorly when everything is tanking?

>IDS A CUNTSPIRACY
Every time

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To delay the inevitable depression.

>down 2500 1 week
>up 400 next week
>down 2000 1 day
>up 300 the next day
>crab market

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its a mexican standoff

youtube.com/watch?v=5PgAKzmWmuk

Abandon hope all ye who enter here

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Thats the point
It's just bad

None of those 3 things are true

Who else holding comfy?

Remember net buyers never suffer during recessions.

Besides mommy and daddy will bail me out if I can't pay my bills so I don't need to panic sell.

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how do I long crabs

If china isnrhr only country with manufacturing and a not fucked economy and workforce countries wont have a choice

Lmao at tlt guy. If fed cutting rates is going to bring long duration down more then why were bonds never this low despite 7 years of zero bound ahahahaha. Literally the only reason they were this low is because flat yield curve, but it's uninverting and you are about to get absolutely fucked. Don't be a goy and buy the top.

should have waited til nearer eod for that

This

BULLBROS

WE ARE MOONING

HOLY FUCK

TRUMP SOLVED THE VIRUS

(My portfolio is 100% long)

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This, as well as declaring state of emergency for them fed guvment sheckles.

Why is it uninverting?

based mommy and daddy

Wanna argue semantics now?

not just comfy
Exuberant. This is the best bull market ever.

well the price is only going lower so we're all losing

Based, its bear to crash

COPE

Last pump before the dump at the end?

what the fuck is going on

How is it semantics? Most volume is bots and bots still buy, sell, and profit in a crab market.

bull stampede

I... fug. That's pretty hot.

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One last ride before the slaughter. At least for today.

Fiscal irresponsibility is just the absolute state of america in general now. A true republican would be a bear right now hoping market valuations hit reasonable levels so that people's money gets allocated better through the economy and so they can buy some solid picks at a reasonable rate of return.

savanon, when are we going to moon already

Sounds like you have some work to do, faggot

Market has always done a bounce after a drop. If the market goes even slightly red today, it's a historic event that will send the bots into a selling death spiral that no pump can stop. PPT has to protect +0.001% while also using as little ammo as possible because every Tuesday for the next five months will need to be crabby Tuesday to follow 50 Shades of Mondays in order to keep Frankenstein's bull staggering onward.

this volume is pathetic tbqh

underrated

I bought a fuckton of Kosmos at 0.71

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idiots being parted with their money

>literally the same midday pump we've seen EVERY DAY

>W-What's going on guys??!

You are witnessing how rational and efficient markets are

Keep holding, right guys? I'll just start looking at it upside down everyday! Out of 832 total invested, 18% down, for reference

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>no /smg/ anywhere in the title
YOU FUCKED UP OP YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER

>YOU FUCKED UP OP YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER
i know :(

this makes sense actually, just wish it wasn't killing my puts

Bog Market

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>832 total
back to mommy's credit card

Oh shit i'm sorry, i didnt mean to be this mean.
I'm just a bit emotional at the moment.

3 month yield has absolutely crated, and there is some incline on the spread of .7 10 year and .4 3 month and 2 year now. It's the largest spread we've had in months, 3 month gonna go to ~0 and curve will start actually pricing in risk and inflation.

retarded op forgot the header... nobody is even going to be able to find the thread now.

There's no AHHHHHH here, user.

kek

More like keep buying. If you're not DCAing through the dip, you're doing it wrong

Why don't you buys puts? Let me control your account lmao

Fuck off Yas Forumsnigger

I had it coming. But don't worry, we'll all make it. This will pass
I'm sorry

go back to /ptg/ boomer

Don't apologize. It's the best way to ingrain lessons from mistakes.

Maybe it'll slow down the thred a bit. Too fast lately.

I sold all of my KNG. No point in holding something that's going to depreciate in value. Get something consumable and sell it to some one that wants to process it or consume it.

There's too much negative energy out there man.
We have to spread positive vibes, peace and love in this wonderful world, even if i'm down 15% and falling.

Pump is already falling, is the ammo running out? (they will print more?)

this but unironically, bogmoney has been dipping and pumping several stocks over the past three weeks to get suckers capital buying them out of their commitments.
In the end it will all come crashing down when there's only boomer tardtraders and Fed pumps left

Why SQQQ and why EOD?

I forgive you OP.

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Shit ONTX is looking like buy back in territory soon. LMAO where is fat green bags guy? Imagine if he sold at .70s and bought back in now.