today just isn't my day heck these past weeks haven't been my weeks certify me retarded as I only lose moeny in this prime market Help anons
Jayden Price
yeah not sure why people aren't being contrarian for the sake of it
Michael Rogers
THREADLY REMINDER DON'T PANIC SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today. Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse, doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich. >nb4 >we
>indications that c-virus is somewhat under control and understood >he doesn't know
Wyatt Rodriguez
>entire global economy crashes >While health systems are overwhelmed >While grocery stores are empty >While migrants flow rapidly into Europe >While quarantines are being declared across developed countries >While the US presidential election is underway
Hello sirs, I was trying to research the oil stocks using your link in the post but I still do not understand. Is it now a good times to buy the oil stocks? Thank you for your help, sirs.
Joshua Robinson
DIS puts
Charles Phillips
when this dump hits red biz is dead
Robert Myers
I sold all my KNG. Recovery won't be for another 2 weeks the earliest.
Justin Perez
yes, that and china resuming production (verifiably)
Jacob Roberts
What elections? We can't have elections in a national fucking emergency. We need stability of one leadership.
Not the best guy to post considering the Polish Jew gets outplayed by the Autocrat and then died ingloriously while his wealth is used to build the bedrock of a new Imperium
Jayden Thomas
>White house corona plan conference last night >WE MADE A PIECE OF PAPER THAT TELLS PEOPLE HOW TO WASH THEIR HANDS
If you didn’t sell everything right then and there there’s something wrong with you
>fed using up all it's pump money and rate cuts now before Corona-Chan really takes hold >they'll be totally out of tricks by the time Corona-Chan reaches max and starts offing boomers to the tune of thousands pic related, I ain't atoning for shit nigger
That it already is and we have vaccines shown to work on animals?
Xavier Russell
There are times to be contrarian, they're called stable markets, or at the very least stabilizing markets. Opening with a thousand point game, to barely hanging onto 100, is not fucking stable.
Austin Ward
people are trying to shift their money around to cover losses.
Jaxon Young
premiums too rich for my poor fag account but thanks user
Connor Brown
Because the virus is ageist and primarily killing boomers, while mexicans are enlightened and kill everyone.
Ryder Cruz
Both bears and bulls are playing at the same time today, choppy as fuck. Arguing with stock prices over who is right.
I think the bears are late to the trend, very risky.
Carson Lewis
>You were telling people to buy at 300 and then you were waiting for 200. Now it's 50? I preach what I practice. 300 will look like a bargain sooner than you think. In the meantime I trade the price that is given to me. This dip is a great gift. Trade accordingly
This implies that the countries will be permanently shut down so that they can't get reinfected again from other countries that are still infected
James Morales
>tfw don't understand contracts >tfw missing out on a shit ton of money >tfw wagie and have no time to learn shit fug
Henry Edwards
Tell us your secrets Yeah agreed mate
I'll be more scared if the Trump administration keep desperately trying out every technique there is to patch up this natural shitfest - and the indexes respond positively without any fundamentals
also coronavirus.org is the just the cdc site and the piece of paper they kept waving around isnt even on there
Camden Reyes
We're down test kits, we have no idea how bad it is in the US right now as Europe is going full lockdown. >muh animals Human testing is next, which means at least a year away.
I have now lost tons of money in my portfolio because I've held KL down over 25 percent, and GORO flash crashed and is down 17 percent. Also holding a 35 dollar KL call that dragged me back into the toilet eliminating other gains.
I don't even know if I should sell or hodl with how much I've lost I just can't see where I went wrong.
Disinformation. Human trials are starting in the coming weeks. Testing kit availability isn't a problem if we always simply assume the worst and map symptoms to likely infection. Which is what we're doing, hence the panic.
I'm expecting this day to close green to trap dumb bulls again.
Caleb Ramirez
THE PUMPS
Aaron Butler
Any emissions from their factories yet?
Joseph Kelly
They can keep testing regime high, put them at airports, if they can deal with 500 new cases a day and reduce that. They can deal with international cases.
>trying to bet against a pandemic >thinking you can beat a virus with exponential growth without hsurting down travel >not realizing that nipping this in the bud would have reduced the massive economic damage we're about to see Trump and all western countries deserve getting fucked. Its going to be the century of China, Japan, and Korea
Thomas Price
this isn't over, look at vixcentral
Luke Sullivan
When you know how much a single ES contract can net you in this market you'll be doing the exact same thing. Traders doesn't care if the market goes up or down or is very volatile, the market at its current state is like a heaven for traders
I like Robinhood though. Just tap tap tap profit. It's fun :(
Mason Williams
it's really not complex. it's the same as buying and selling shares. only difference is strike price and expiration. you're still buying the cheapest contracts you can and selling them for the highest you can.
Cameron Foster
lmao this vaccine will need months of testing, and by then corona will already be over
we fucking don't unless you want to try piggy-backing on the feds, then buy at end of day today and the same time next week Liquidity meeting tomorrow at the white house Rate cut next wednesday
Wtf is going on, the dow is up 200% last time I checked. Did the PPT really have that much money lying around? I wanted a happening and these fags are manipulating the markets.
Oliver Allen
>Human trials are starting in the coming weeks. And it takes almost a year before its over, retard. > Which is what we're doing No we aren't. There is no coherent plan as our federal government is trying to downplay this as hard as possible. HHS already admitted in Congressional testimony that we aren't prepared and underfunded.
Alexander Scott
We're never going to get the same traffic we did yesterday in the sticky.
Aiden Ward
If corona will already be over by then, then why is everyone so apocalyptic about it? Either case, the reaction has been utterly disproportionate.
Zachary Morris
How much did you lose to do so? Debating whether I stay in. I have $710k in the market and I've already lost $100k. That said, I am young, zero debt, high income and no need for the money so I am just going to let it ride. Convince me otherwise breh,.
Camden Thompson
her haircut makes her head look like a penis tip
Charles Watson
source on images on the left?????????????
Kevin Allen
If they don't keep things even just the slightest bit green today, algos set their sights on 0 and never stop selling. A loss today means the bull's corpse explodes by the end of the week.
Luke Martin
NOOOOO STOP RALLYING YOU STUPID MARKET FUCK YOU FEDS LET ME BE RICH YOU FUCKS
Juan Allen
>lying around user...
Nolan Cooper
>I'll lie about everything! Alright man. You do you.
>it doesnt take a long time, so it must be harmless
Lucas Mitchell
Are you sure we should still buy TLT? It's awfully high already
Jason Gomez
>And it takes almost a year before its over, retard. This is for normal drug testing. Do you guys think this will be the case for this one too? I believe they're gonna fast track it
Jaxon Jenkins
?
Joseph Taylor
>it's the "policy response" that has been talked about for the past 24 hrs, but is going to cause the bears in here to shriek about manipulation Right on CUE >I wanted a happening and these fags are manipulating the markets.
I agree. When 1 in 7 boomers is at risk of dying over this WORLDWIDE (for real), they'll find a way to fast track this. FDA will be told to pound sound when the Fox News / MSNBC form a united front of 100% showing-up voters in November.
Parker Moore
BEARISH AS FUCK SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
Michael Gonzalez
I made $3 and then lost $2
Luke Miller
username, password, pin?
Angel Cox
>everyone knows its the bottom >everyone is bearish >TV is saying it's fucked
perfect time to buy dude
Eli Anderson
One year is already incredibly fast. Having an FDA-approved vaccine 12 months from now is as fast-tracked as you can get. Even accelerated drug approvals take 6 months, and that's just FDA review time.
Justin Clark
As if you do? Alright expert, establish those credentials you have.
Michael Edwards
I mean, if that was the only solution being attempted then yes. Why not hedge your bets?
Samuel Carter
#ThoughtsAndPrayers
Noah White
I pulled my money out before it tanked below my initial investment and reinvested in XOM and CRT.
Will I be okay?
Asher Evans
how much are mcchickens nowadays, can you get one for 1 dollar
James Allen
100% return waiting room here. Fuck the feds.
Christian Peterson
You must be low risk. I went from 480k down to 350k
Colton Sanchez
buy something and post your executed order
Colton Morris
wat
Blake Hernandez
I work in pharma doing FDA regulatory work, read my post
Adam Allen
Lots of armchair scientists in this thread shitlosting when they have a vaccine to be working on. Glad they could take the time out of their busy schedules to write about shit they know nothing about on an anime image board.
Bentley Morgan
What the fuck were you thinking?
Mason Carter
Isn't that pretty straight forward at your bank? Just make a custodial brokerage account and invest
Andrew Perez
Its a contract that allows you to sell a stock at a certain price. If you buy one with strike price 9 and the price is 10, you have the right to buy a stock for 10 and resell it for 9. A nice profit of -1.
If the price hits 8, you gain the right to buy one at 8 and resell at 9.
The lower the price, the more profit you make
Juan Hernandez
Watch the video, fucking retard. The guy in charge of the covid-19 vaccine is literally telling you the process and saying it wont be ready until NEXT year.
Samuel Hernandez
Pull it all out into cash. We're going down a lot further than this. Enjoy getting back in for cheap later on.
Joseph Jenkins
VIX >50 is not buying time
Nathaniel Russell
down 8% today, up 147% on the week.
3 weeks left for my puts. will be making good money if these foreign ETFs each drop a single dollar in the next month.
Isaiah Rivera
TEACH ME
Bentley Green
Just went all in on OXY after trading resumed.
Slashed generous dividend and investment, but high risk of default was priced in. They will survive now, its pump time.
Long TLT for fed cut next week Been saying the for weeks now, But remember any option you pick needs to be 3+ weeks out and hold that fucker till the bottom drops out on 10 year yield.
Everyone say bonds are gay but these derivatives are only tools that move and I'm picking the best faster movers rn.
You fucks didn't listen but tlt will go higher,the dragon formation don't lie.
Holy shit, keep on thinking that man. Again, when it's a stable market, and you're talking about playing a contrarian on an earnings play, but to be contrarian with the virus raging, OPEC not even meeting again until June and both sides prepping for price wars, there is 0 bull case for minimum a month, if you wanna play contrarian against all of these, entirely delusional, when literally on CNBC their discussing the markets loss of faith in not only the administration after that press conference, but the fucking fed too. I'm not stopping you, but again, there are absolutely times to be contrarian, it is most definitely not fucking now.
Carter Powell
Hold you idiot who just has 100k to throw away?
Anthony Ross
we're gonna go a lot lower.
the market was hilariously overvalued, especially in the last year.
we will go back to 2018 levels and level off for a bit.
Josiah Reyes
>airborne >first contracted by eating a bat >bat >airborne hurr durr, oh really?
Dominic White
Imagine an economic collapse without being able to shitpost om /biz.
