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Bears are Unstoppable Edition
Fucking run you fools! Run!

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

everything will be a cheapie at todays prices in 6-12 months. anyone buying?

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BULLS BTFO

enjoy the red tsunami

HOLD THE LINE
HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
BULLBROS WE GOT THIS

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>tfw buy SPXU at 2.5 but pussy out at 3%]
Could have made 7.5% now

We gaaaaaaannnnn

KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE RIDE AT TIMES

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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IN THE RED
>IN THE RED
IN THE RED
>IN THE RED

first for dow 22000

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'e bought the dip?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AN I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CAPITULATE

Crypto trading prepared me for this day. It's red your always red!

I STILL HAVE 500 DOLLARS OF SQQQ TO BUY WHERE IS TRUMP WHERE IS JEROME I NEED PUMPS

PPT fighting to keep their jobs

the dow(n) jones
LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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man that looks comfy af

BOYS MAKE SURE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS ARE FUNCTIONAL

ANYTHING GOES TODAY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH THE PUMP. DOWN IT GOOOOOOOOOOOEEEESSSSS

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NEGATIVE
>NEGATIVE
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On the highway gunning down starving urbanites trying to raid our local farms for food and spending spare time writing.

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Threadly reminder that puts on all major indices are your friend, and that you should go back.

This is literally the easiest it's ever been to make money in the market

HAPPENING THEME

HERE WE GO

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Im gonna be able to pay this years ROTH contribute off of SQQQ gains, thats pretty cool

Buy OXY or GUSH when it gets lower?

soon

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HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FED, CHINESE CENTURY HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

FREEE FALLLIN

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checkem and rotfl

Do you guys think SPY will go to 250? I want cheapies.

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gloomy outside, about to rain, spy to the shitter... perfect theme

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For you

Maybe

This market never ceases to amaze me.

23,4 will be the new ceiling of coronaoil

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oxy is going to be bankrupt and bernie isn't going to bail out the oil and gas companies.

>Expecting to play a reasonable game with unreasonable people.
Markets are all about doing what's unreasonable. We're all a bunch of stupid monkeys obsessing over numbers and that realization will give you peace of mind when everyone else is losing theirs.

Why is SQQQ very attractive right now?

Who here is building their survival fund by shorting literally everything?

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WHY IS IT GOING DOWN
THIW ISNT RIGHT

Hold me bullbros.

real life is stranger than fiction

markets are going to dump for weeks, corona cases are just starting to double daily in western countries

Is it just my imagination or does the dow pump hard exactly an hour and a half after open these days?

I bought SQQQ at $25 today

Fed has everything under control. It can't go lower than 23500

what is this trend called /smg/?

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Fuck, that is a nice image. Thanks user

I'm not losing my mind faggot. I made 5x my salary in one day lmao

Ayyy

>this volume
yikes

THEY CANT PUMP ENOUGH OHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT

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the hunchbacks' head and shoulders

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S&P RED TOO
PPT on suicide watch

DO I INVEST IN GAMESTOP?????????

Anybody else want to make a claim? Bull boys get fucked.

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Losing it one way is just the same as the other.

dying economy

Gambling works until it doesn't.

Yep every western country is on track to be Italy in about 2-3 weeks.

Titanium support at 23500.
We will never be below 23500 ever again.

WHERE IS THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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are we testing December 2018 lows this week? should be interesting

too good not be posted again

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oh shit, we're close to yesterday's low again

BUY UWT
If the price of oil keeps dropping we'll make our UWT losses up in cheap gas at the pump! And if the price of oil rises we'll be in that sweet UWT money! I'm guessing the alcoholics (Russians) and the boom boom boys (Arabs) will kiss and make up sooner rather than later.

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Because Oil dying, corona-chan, and an election year

Ive made 25% gains so far on SQQQ but prob gonna hold until election week, i would buy more but i know the second i do its gonna dump

>DO I INVEST

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Wow so Zen. Just fuck off

The final croak

My initial thought was "wow that's a lot of farts in a small room".

will boomer industries like cruises and airlines survive corona? what if corona is endemic?

Reality kicking the economy in the balls pattern.

I got so many (you)s last thread

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nice, i got $24 :-)

youtu.be/ZBnmye9aQWc

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Based. Have mine.

So I'm new to investing in actual stocks but ive got mutual funds that work matches dollar for dollar and I understand how mutual funds work but I thought maybe I'd move into stocks and potentially options but havent the foggiest clue where to start. I was thinking in january when Corona chan started blowing up I should short airline and hotel stocks but that time has come and gone and I currently cant trade on margin anyways. I am reading some books and just lurking for the most part now checking out the stocks that everyone here is talking about it's very interesting I still havent made my first move because I feel like I still have a lot to learn but I'm enjoying it

You can live without cruises.

Howdy, Zoomers.

Y'all know why my Golds are crashing?

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OH NO WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROS

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Well you won't get any this time, asshole.

just got pumped

let's get this party started

Boomers get what they deserve, Muh-Ray

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Delicious

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thoughts: travel economy is going to be crippled and most will go bust for many years, china will bleed even more manufacturing bases to other countries -> service economy

Enjoy pretending it makes you happy. Eat shit.

No survivors

ENTERING RED

because its over, old man

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>SPX down again today
>DJI down again today
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING ALREADY

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NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE
I KNOW
WE CANT FORGET THE PAST
YOU CANT FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE
BECAUSE OF THAT ITS KILLING ME INSIDE

So, bottom at 23025 today?

> Gambling
Oh yeah, things are about to turn around!...because. literally just not Alphaone Capital Founding Partner- Short DIS & AAPL, lots of China exposure.

i lost 4$ playing this stupid meme game i want out

What's that stuff on top of the steak?

bold of you to assume there is a floor

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24.25 with 20 shares
I wanted 20 more but it started fucking mooning

I lost 130 because I thought the market was going to rally today and tomorrow

>i would buy more but i know the second i do its gonna dump
PUSSY

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If they match dollar for dollar see what the max contribution is, as long as the mutual fund isn't just a furnace running on dollar notes that sounds like a basically guaranteed 100% ROI. Any leftover money you can use to play at the stock market

Alrighty, not too much money to play around with but I’ll buy maybe 4 or 5 shares.

Looks like herb butter. Scallion, to be precise.

It's been a rough few weeks, Murray.

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Cute lesbian on the top room.

You said that today would be the beginning of a legendary bull run...

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It's like a sequel to yesterday Im loving this

Moment of silence for the anons that will inevitably kill themselves within the month.

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BURN IT DOWN MR SATAN

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WHY IS MUNCHKIN ALLOWED TO TALK
DRUUUUUUUMPFFFFF.....

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Ain’t getting shit bobo

I got in at $26 last month, then got btfo by the huge rally the next day. Got back to even yesterday

Stop fucking selling you niggers. This is just the flu.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODL

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BUT IT WAS I, BEAR RUN!

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>CNBC now shilling video game stocks
the absolute state of boomer investing in 2020

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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did you all buy the dip /smg/ ?

>mfw bearchad

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As you wish.

youtube.com/watch?v=mWyB447vNjg

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>economy is strong trump said
>massive loss in 2 weeks
>launch an economic stimulus plan
>news isnt even enough to keep the dow above water for a day
Gee, that sure is a strong economy

hey biz i have a few pictures ive been saving for this

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>cnbc.com/2020/03/09/fed-to-step-up-liquidity-injections-to-guard-against-market-pressure.html

HELP ME JEROME I NEED MORE LIQUIDITY JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP STEP UP THE REPOS NOW CUT THE RATES JEROME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Gonna find out soon enough

23700 CRACKED, IT'S ALL OVER

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pre trade pump and dumps, I got fucked on mine, THEY HALTED TRADING ON MARATHON OIL

>3%
thats 9% I lost buy selling SPXU when SP500 was at 2.5 instead of holding

>will boomer industries like cruises and airlines survive corona?

dunno about cruises but I picked up some ATSG

It's just a retarded guest, imagine thinking people will buy stadia at this point in time lmao

Market is redder than a virgin's blood.

Yeah they match dollar for dollar up to 5 grand a year so basically every year I have 10k going into my mutual funds that's where I'm doing my serious investing for retirement I just wanna trade some stocks for fun and see what if anything I can do with a grand or two or three..

>travel economy is going to be crippled and most will go bust for many years,
I agree.
Considering the massive fallout of the fucked market, yes no one will have money to travel due to layoffs raping everyone of their jobs and people being paranoid of the travel industry itself for a good while to come.
And if this causes any kinds of major material shortages, businesses are going to get the fuck out of China.
I can easily see other cheap countries trying to capitalize on this and offering manufacturers good deals to switch over there from China.

yes
all big player airlines are cutting their flight scheduals by double digit percents, also grounding/discarding a lot of their fleet
quantas, lufthansa even emirates are grounding their a380s, so you can imagine how much worse it is for the little guys

WHY IS OIL DROPPING NOW?????

Let the Bodies hit the floorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>as E3 is getting BTFO
wew

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I fear they have used all the tools at their disposal way too soon. This will get a lot more red. Glad I sold everything 2 weeks ago

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Yeah on SQQQ lmao

I put $12 into Antibe

IF YOU'RE BULLISH IT'S TIME TO BUY NOW

We gaaaannnn

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airlines will get bailed out like after 9/11 since they're essential to international business
cruise companies are fucked

WHOS PUMPING

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Another pump when DOW was reaching for a full 1% down

Kek, cause gold and other metals were hyper inflated. Try to sell physical gold. It's pennies on the dollar compared to what people are buying gold for

because I bought GUSH and then Bog's phone rang

Holy shit, we have gone down 1000 points from the ATH today

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Eventually you'll hit your pain threshold and it won't hurt anymore as your body goes into full shock.

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Yes, share more. I love seeing these losers eat shit.

>stalled
KEEP SEEEELLIIIIIIINGG AAAAAAAAA MUH MAD MAX MUH CHEAPIES MUH BOOMERS ON THE STREETS AAAAAAAA

Based

it's getting really fucking difficult to do any proper trading with these fucking premiums

Yum

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Saudis doubled down on production increase

Rate?

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I like how you Bulls get more aggressive the more desperate you get.

shouldnt india be the next stop for manufacturing after china?

>CORONA APPARENTLY STILL NOT PRICED IN YET
I just don't understand how people are still selling at this point. I just don't get it.

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they really dont want it to go negative

I think we bottomed for the day, will have to wait for more news in the future

Markets might crab for the next few days until more corona cases/solutions emerge

THEY TURNED ON THE PUMP

L O L

Rigged Tuesday

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The bull rope

we're no longer in the old bull or bear market paradigm, this is the bog market

SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse, doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we

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Damn, same here. I feel raped desu.

He sold?

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

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I'm starting to get worried you guys
How low can it go? I don't want people to die hungry on the streets...

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>this is the bog market
lmao this, the market is acting like a shitcoin with 1000 +- jumps everyday

TURN IT OFF

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Zero scope of reality. No awareness that extends beyond what the screen in front of them says.

THIS ISNT FUN ANYMORE
I BORROWED AT 9% AND LOST IT ALL

What the fuck are you eating?

What the fuck is this

Based and bearpilled

SQQQ 3x levaraged, yes no maybe so?

Why shouldn't I drop 500 dollarydoos on GUSH
Is that shit getting dissolved its fucking 75 cents a share

I intend to ride SQQQ down to the bottom and TQQQ back up, am I retard or smart

Dow 6000 by next year's "recovery"

HERE COMES THE TRUMP PUMP

Sir?
The phone is ringing, he says it's for you

Everything is just too good to be true

>will boomer industries like cruises and airlines survive corona?
Yes, however cruise companies in particular are going to take a massive hit from this. Expect announcements in the coming week/months regarding older ships being retired. It is hard to tell beyond this long term, but things are really not looking good for them or the many island nations whose economies are basically built around cruise tourism.

Airlines are central to modern transport and thus are to a degree sheltered from the worst service industry effects of the pandemic. However there is almost certainly going to be a consolidation spree as the major, still profitable companies gobble up the smaller airlines. Within the next year or to, expect much of the airline industry to resemble the current ultra consolidated cruise industry.

>what if corona is endemic?
The boomers die off much faster, average life expectancy drops, public health systems become over stressed seasonally and tourism becomes an extremely seasonal activity resulting in mass unemployment in nations/regions that rely upon year-round tourism.

lol 9%

ONE

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

TWO

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

THREE

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

no, we're supposed to go down

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Because they still write corona off as the flu but get more scared each day

magaboomers will fall for this shit

dead cat bounce

Most likely not going to happen. Our nature prevails over all else. Necessities are what matter and all else is vanity. What matters is food supplies, of which we should still have plenty of animals to slaughter and farmland to utilize. Anything beyond that is deception.

TRAPPED.COM

>(you) don't want to die hungry on the streets...
FTFY

Well shit what happened to SQQQ?

>-20%
Pump now though, and hey it's oil so as long as the ETF doesn't get shut down it'll go back up eventually.

I sold all my KNG and all my SPXL. fuck this shit, all in on crude.

>They're still trying to pump it

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YES PUMP PUMP I NEED 20 MORE SHARES OF SQQQ AT 24

So there will be two seasons in the future - nigger immigrant season, and airborne aids season.
The former is still worse.

Just a heads up, the only true floor is ZERO.

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MBS said more oil

Y'all niggas crazy shorting the 200 week ma

POOMP IT

another fake and gay pump

It went down like 3% it has to bounce.

>the world doesn't need a reset
I know you will toughen up eventually and you will realise how sick things were.

Not memeing would it be possible to go under 20k by Monday?

Steak eggs and bacon

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The market is not supposed to behave like this, it is supposed to be predictive not reactive, but for at least a month now the market has been purely reactive with absolutely no foresight whatsoever. People are trading like we are going to revert to the fucking stone age because of this virus.

That had to be some institution collapsing and paying out or something

Dow recovering because of press conference

Possible? yes

Pump is based on Trump/Pence live conference going on now

What is honestly going to happen when they and most other boomers die? Are we just going towards 'fuck you the military is assuming control' at the end and implode like Athens did?

So you’re saying but even more? This train is just getting started.

CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH
CRASH
>CRASH

you miss December 2018? same thing happened

I'd expect India to be up there as good choices for manufacturing, same goes for South America.
I have heard that even India is too expensive, so people have been focusing on places like Bangladesh, but who the fuck knows.
What I'm interested most is the raw material production.
For example regardless of Indian manufacturing or more like assemling, China still provides all of the raw materials for things like drugs, so no one else can pick up the slack if and when that field gets fucked.
I wonder if the raw material production will shift away from Chinks to others.

Also we might even see a revolution in China as the better living standard their people have gotten a taste of suddenly goes away as they start losing their jobs and banking sector gets fucked.
And this whole Corona thing has pissed the hell out of the population.
China might not even be that reliable of an option in the near future for delivering goods.
Will be fascinating to see how this plays out.

IT'S OVER BEARBROS
TRUMP SOLVED IT

TRUMP IS SPEAKING

youtube.com/watch?v=vPSOu-E1Trw
youtube.com/watch?v=vPSOu-E1Trw
youtube.com/watch?v=vPSOu-E1Trw

How much lower d'ya reckon it will go?
Zero if the industry is fucked?

It's down another 16% today. Why would you touch it at all?

>sold KNG
The whole point of KNG is never selling
If you're going to sell it under any circumstances, then you shouldn't have bought it in the first place
The KNG flowchart is like this:
Buy -> Buy more -> Retire

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

what the fuck is going on today
YO-YO life is too much for me

>I intend to ride SQQQ down to the bottom and TQQQ back up, am I retard or smart
If you can pull it off you'll do great but understand if it were so easy to just ride a short down and flip at the bottom to ride the long all the way back up everybody would be doing it. It's harder than it looks. Buying in a little and progressively more as it drops is pretty much a guaranteed to work strategy. Flipping short to long at just the right time or even close to it is much much harder. God speed

holy shit trump cured corona its over bearbros

What bullshit. They tickle the red and the plunge Protection team jumps in.

it's the "policy response" that has been talked about for the past 24 hrs, but is going to cause the bears in here to shriek about manipulation

Bro, predictions are reactions extrapolating from the current situation.

And nobody is realistically expecting things to go well for the next couple of years at least.

>possible
Absolutely, don't know how likely it is; Depends how strong the remaining pumps and "beginning of day recoveries" are