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WE ENDING THE DAY RED

Under 23k...here we go

Let it burn.

I just threw $100 at SNSS, hope their news comes in clutch.

Dump it Bogg

wtf is happening with ORI?

Day of reckoning for SNSS, BUY

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just sold everything only lost 4%

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dow is up 500 points, bulls blown up? what did they mean by this?

>not pulling out while it's still pumpped up this high

fuck tripfags

Need a reliable good paying divvy to invest in.

I'm totally and unequivocally fucked. Why do I keep trying to time the market and get burned every single time?

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See you @ 23k EOD boys

it's a good time to buy oil stocks, r-right?
XOM is cheap...

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Bought in on GUSH at .97 cents, now to sit idle for the next 5ever.

DIS 3/20 100p or what

Bull is falling

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Just bought over 5k shares of F. The divy looks nice and I hope I can earn some passive income with this.

Kek

It totally can. But I wouldn't sell at a loss. If you aren't overextended, just wait. There's either a bailout ahead, and about a monthly or yearly wait for your stocks to return to their current price. Just play a longer game.

You can still day trade too. There are still going to be slight winners and plenty of things to short.

Man, whoever nominated this Jay Powell must be completely incompetent and retarded.

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ori, leg, xom

Why is everyone high on Keynesianism.

I did. Seemed too cheap to pass up. Even if Saudi Arabia continues to lower oil prices to hit foreign markets we can still expect government intervention / an eventual return to status quo.

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Who here comfy?

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BUY THE CHEAPIES!

I'm the shorting everything guy. The AAPL put is down almost 1k, and yet all the other moves have eaten up almost all of it. Short literally every fucking market, and any big name stock you can afford puts on.

Gamestop stocks.... do i buy?

What are the payout schedules, monthly or yearly?

>expect government intervention
heh

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WE ARE BACK
DOUBLE DIGIT NDAQ COMING SOON

That kind of economic thinking isn't ending until there's a serious bubble pop and the US dollar is worthless. Expecting this dip to not be the big one and is just a hiccup until they bail it out.

you just threw away your money, lel
Because conditioned to worship keynesian economics?

Yes, very cheap puts our there right now.

Will be green any minute, good day.

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>what did they mean by this?
Bears are desperate. Crab on lunch menu today. Then bull run.

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Red before 1200
The bounce was weak

What will happen to MSG when NYC cancels all public events for 2 weeks?

>it's just the flu bro!
Seasonal flu mortality rate is 0.05% while corona-chan's is 1-4%, so low-end 20x as lethal. Corona-chan is also far more contagious
>it'll stop spreading when it warms!
Flu is exceptionally seasonal, it's R0 in winter is ~1.6 and under 1 in summer. Corona-chan's R0 is over 3 now (already well outside of flu season) and estimated to still be over 2 in summer, so while the speed of spread will slow, it won't be stopped.
>b-but treatments are just around the corner!
No. A vaccine is a year away at least. Antivirals don't work unless given within the first few days of infection, given the incubation period antivirals will be all but worthless. Monoclonal antibody therapy will be more effective, but is 6m out until trials, and still won't be very effective in advanced cases, indeed, Regeneron appears to be targeting their treatment as a prophylactic, probably mainly for healthcare workers treating infected.

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Calls on TLT should pay nicely when fed announces rate cut next week

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5000 shares at $6 per share = $30k ?

And 5000 shares with a quarterly dividend of $0.15 = $3000 per year passive income?

Have i calculated that correct or am I am brainlet?

those are all quarterly, do you prefer monthly?

Does Jerome go by Jay?

do you play video games?

Whats that text on the bottom of ya big screen say?

Boomers want to die in the perpetual bullrun they've had their entire lives. Fuck everyone who has to live beyond them.

>buying at the literal bottom
based

Sh'es dead?

Help me bro’s. I literally cannot stop buying. I get diamond hard every time I hit the green button. What do I do?

You're overthinking everything trying to maximize profits instead of taking reasonable long term decisions

5k? Should have put that in Vanguard's index funds. They're much cheaper now and you can expect 4 to 7 percent returns even in a recession economy

Fuck you, bobo. Just give us one face-ripping green day.

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>TSLA investors

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What can they realistically do to turn their business around?

Keep buying

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There's a conference call at 4:30pm today to discuss financials and results. Gambling on it being a grandslam

you got memed into buying garbage and at a bad price.

yes

Do you always keep one in the chamber?

disgusting, joe would be a fucking love live fag

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Can someone explain diversification? Only like 20 stocks in the S&P 500 move the needle. Why would I want the other 480 losers?

funniest thing is, further rate cuts are already priced in

Are they better?

Pump and dump. Everyone will be hopeful with Reggie as the CEO. Slight upward trend as people buy in, and then sell when you make a little cash

The meager loss was all from AAPL put which I knew was gonna drop, but no fucks given because iron hands here. I'm short everything, the 600 cash I'm waiting to clear to fund a hookers and blow Saturday night.

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>graph with unlabeled axes
who the hell uses this joke of a program?

That company is going to go bankrupt brosepf ya gun lose all dem green papers

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Annnd green.

Run while you still can little lambs.
I don't know if it's going to be more fun to watch you get hunted down,or stay in place and get steamrolled.

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turn off pumps and start the dump?

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so many vanguards to choose from, which one do I buy? also to all the people telling me I made a bad investment, it's my money and I will do what I want with it..ok? good.

Why not? Government is already posturing.

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WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBOIS

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NOOOOO IT CAN'T FIZZLE OUT ALREADY

This was your last chance to stop holding
It's all downhill from here

as a generalization, no. ticker symbol O is probs pretty safe though