Going to have sex tonight

drink a fucking beer before you go over there to help you relax

small dicks detected

Dude trust me on this one: ask her to put on a blind fold and then get a vegetable like a carrot or cucumber and “fuck” her. For the money shot I recommend a bottle of mayonnaise that you can shoot over her. Then just rub one out after she’s gone.

checked, but really, certainly don't do this

OP, WATCH THIS VIDEO
youtu.be/YWi-YbTmh7c?t=334

Get in there and have sex

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Work from yellow to orange and back. Use your mouth on orange and your thumbs (slow, deliberate circles) on yellow.
Fingers and mouth for red in alternation after you've covered a nice chunk of the rest. Work towards red zones from the periphery inwards.
Prioritize spots you can reach while clothed.
Don't do dirty talk if you're not good at it.

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>we’ve been going out for 2 months and she finally
cuck

>going out for two months with no sex
If I’m not having sex or at least getting a bj at the third date im gone

micropenis cope

1.kissing neck(whole time)
2.thigh
3.boob
4.pussy
As said in video I posted, They'll most likely stop you. Main point is to don't act like your mad or quiet. Always be confident, don't let anything show that you are upset or phased.

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literally have sex incel

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I have an 5.3 inch average dick, But girls don't care if your average as long as you turn them on. They decide before they even leave the house in the morning if they are going to fuck you if you play your cards right. You aint seduce shit.

came here to post this

> dick size doesn't matter
said no woman ever.

GOD DAMN i love having a big dick, I've been listening to coping faggots cope my whole life

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For me its contorting your limbs around a woman like a carnivorous wasp and sucking the life out of her until you are ready to implant your seed

If your average it doesn't matter and like most guys it doesn't matter. If you have a micropenis it matters.

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Girls don’t care if you’re average but they absolutely do care if you’ve got a big chungus.
Ive had girls after meeting them once want to fuck because they accidentally brushed against me and felt my love log tucked away in there

I'll speculate conditional agreement, depending on the grill.

But bros there is NOTHING BETTER than having a qt moan and arch as you fuck her beyond plebian levels with your naturally big dick, seriously

I'm actually not trolling OP, good luck to him he sounds like he's already got a lay in the bag. I would recommend lots of foreplay and touching, chicks dig that shit. Been married ten years.

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Yea bigger is always better, i've never had girls complain about my average size and I make them cum. I also know that women are whores so I have no hard feelings. I'm saying being average is okay even though some are blessed.

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What if you have a special penis with a curve thats about 5.5 inches long? I hear girls go wild over that shit cuz it hits the spots

Let's hope OP is being truthful, It's one thing to be 5.5 inches it's another to be under 3 inches lol. There's always prostitutes though. OP needs to follow this chart. I always start with kissing the neck and then work my way up to the boob. Usually after that I'm pulling her pants off.

some girls cum from penetration alone but all women cum if you rub that clit and penetrate. OP needs to post victory shots

>I’ve never done it before
>I’m really panicking anons
pack it in bro
that erection you were hoping to attain has already punched its card and fucked off to the cottage

incel story #47373601

DNR

go get dick bro

Don't fornicate user. Go read the Holy Bible. You can abstain from fornication user, it's not impossible!

>4.8

Fucking pajeeeeeeets!!

I was only joking faggots. Kek i trolled you all so hard. I’ve never even been close to having sex. Thanks anyways nerds! Hahahahaha

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why are ears orange
OP isnt dating a whore

Your ID's different and the filename for the image you posted is an actual reddit filename from reddit. Just delete the post, Jesus

that's not very nice, cut it out

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holy BASED

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make sure to tell her about Oracles and the Nervos DAO to lull her to sleep.

thank god for ID's or reddit would have actually ruined the thread

user take it easy foreplay is key. Building up to it. You got to pleasure her as much as you pleasure your own dick.
I’d go down on her first a bit get that pussy nice and wet and her all excited as well as yourself. Then when you penetrate you it will be naturally lubed up.
Dont go in and out like a caveman try to have rhythm and have a finger going on her clit as well. You’ll both cum in no time.

Don’t use a condom, condoms are for faggots

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LMAO GOT 'EM
SEX AND WOMEN AND MEN IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME
BASED

stay a virgin till you are married retard

Who is this? I see her in all fucking threads

Christine Chandler from Rucversville, Virginia.

Solid advice, just don't rush it and all will be fine

Just wear a strap on

Don't panic and don't think about sex. Women can feel desperation from a mile away. Basically don't think about it at all, just be chill and cool. If you're not gonna get laid tonight it's also not the end of the world.

OhPee, nobody gives a flying rat’s dick if you have sex or not. I’m 34 and plan on dying a virgin. Just ignore women beyond polite professionalism and you won’t have to stress over scenarios like the one your going through now.

kek

Having sex is not as great as you might think Fag

youtu.be/WXl9-Z9k4ac

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based

>these are the white boys claiming racial superiority on the internet

Almost the same i got 5.5 Inch and i had sex and she didnt complain (Ons) she only wanted to get penetrated by a dick (thats what every women crave in her deepest desire) as long as your not under 6Cm hard its ok dude.

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you gonna get corona AND aids user
shoulda stayeda pure virgin but you threw it all away for some 30 seconds of good feelings