THIS IS THE BIG ONE
THIS IS THE BIGGEST BEAR TRAP IN HISTORY
THE CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK ISN'T ANYWHERE NEAR ITS PEAK
IF YOU HAVEN'T SOLD, SELL NOW
IF STOCKS START RISING
DO
NOT
BUY
THINGS ARE GOING TO GET PRETTY GOOD AND THEN
AND THEN
>T H E P L U N G E
OF THE
>C E N T U R Y
BUCKLE THE FUCK UP
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This. When oil companies start going bankrupt shit's gonna get interesting.
>doesn’t even know what bear trap means
>bull trap
oops, teh hee
DOMP
EET
AGEN
>THIS IS THE BIGGEST BEAR TRAP IN HISTORY
This. People who don't want to buy high have a perfect opportunity now to buy. Don't miss the chance.
>not being solar powered
>not owning an electric vehicle
MY TIME TO SHINE FUCKERS
Fuck off, I'm all in UND and unaffected. 3/12 will be glorious.
>not buying at open when futures are up then dumping at noon
Delete and start over
This is pathetic
back into LINK we go
I live with my uncle and his nephew, uncle is a doctor. He reckons all data from CDC and WHO and Italy indicates CV19 is quite literally looking like a chimera. He's too old and conservative to panic but after he said that I was like "wtf does that mean?"
He spent an hour telling me how virologists the world over are treating this like any common outbreak and failing primarily because this is possibly an engineered bio weapon specifically designed to larp as a common virus but hit exponentially. I'm a postgrad and I'm 40K into markets so I don't like freaking out but, I spent 3 hours researching and sourcing the other day
Not 100% convinced yet, but this isn't big if true, this is massively huge if true. Since people are resistant to conspiracy theories and the market will react like people more than like CDC/WHO would, I'm suddenly extremely bearish.
I've been making about a grand a day scalp trading these puts for the last week, and I'm still deciding if I want to be long on anything but gold any more
eat my cum shit balls
How can it be a bull trap when everything is massively down? If anything your actual headline is correct. Tard
even if its not true, and it is just a flu, its going to kill 15 million people
the shitstorm it will unleash has only been felt in part of the world, and we are nowhere near done
retard
Wouldn't it be easy to figure out of ot had been tampered with? I'm no expert but they have access to the things "code" or what ever surely top researches in the states wpuld suspect something?
I hope so
would they come right out and tell us if it was a chimera that was going to devastate the world?
Protip: you're an idiot if you think the answer is yes. If they knew it was tampered with, they wouldn't tell us.
By Kyle I grant you the rights to all my lands. We are done. Praise Jesus
I'd imagine their response would be a little better than what we've seen if they truly felt this was some world ending shit.
Bankrupting the USA's shale oil industry.
I guess we are going to see another war
> early stages
> entire regions of entire countries shut down
what more could they fucking do? You won't be satisfied until the media is literally screaming at people to panic.
Not that user but this IS that serious and moderates are fags
Based coronavirus destroying Yas Forums
All we had to do was listen to this user:
holy shit
>BEAR TRAP
OP already said he meant bull trap
Okay larp but the Brazilian bat part gives it away.
listen, just because im retarded doesn't mean im wrong
low iq: russia mad at opec
room temp iq: russia is pricing out USA with an oil crash
galactic conqueror IQ: usa materialized an oil crash to price out russia and OPEC
the entire oil system runs on dollars. guess who can print infinite dollars, and doesnt mind going into hyper inflation because they are going there anyway? ;^)
"if i fail, others should also fail."
Screencaping this for the history books
when you do plz photoshop "bear" trap into "bull" trap :)
Too late faggot everyone knows you're low IQ now and anything you say in the future will be discounted as noob garbage.
bitch if im already posting on Yas Forums how smart could I be?
its definitely a bull trap but OP is most certainly missing a chromosome
based and bigbrainpilled
Well shit...
Didnt know the rothschild family visits Yas Forums [archived post]
Me and my brother text a lot about market activity, this was a text I sent at 7:57 EST, and I stand by my predictions
> Open 3% Green
> Close 1% Green
> Red by AH or instantly with futures opening tomorrow night
People are going to remember that a payroll tax cut doesn't stop a virus, or the destruction to supply chains already done.
Prius gang rise up!
Hey tardface this is an insane opportunity to boy high dividend oil stocks like SLB and Halliburton.
Like holy shit oil crashed 30% in a day. It doesnt get better than that
we put my grandparent's ashes on that mountain behind the girl
that's jenny lake
Well at least she and I used to hook up.
Also, I intend to use the cash I make from buying SLB calls tomorrow to go see her again.
Not to mention, pic related is on my bucket list
Dude what the fuck this guy predicted it all 40 days ago
Then how tf did they predict Italy before a single Italian case?
This. If russia can sustain @ these prices, US Shale will collapse.
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deutshbank will not survive
there will be quarantines in france, usa and germany
there wont be a vaccine until this summer
That's why you need to get into international oil service companies like SLB and Halliburton. Producers need their services regardless of who is doing the drilling.
>the WHO wants to start locking down Italian cities
OH REALLY??? IT'S THE MOTHER-FUCKING ITALIANS THAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE WAY WORSE THAN THE CHINESE. WTF HAPPENED?? FUCKING DUMB FUCK ITALIANS!!!!
Buy calls on DB. They will be bailed out.
Screencap this.
how many db calls for her
Shit
Me too. Everything hinges on that date.
>my dad works for nintento
back to pol you tinfoil hat wearing retard
he posted it the same time when the first case in italy was announced
The Ausfags brought covid to Colorado. Like 20 new cases in the past 3 days. All from a pack of ausniggers.
Remember that these are the people giving you financial advice
Me again. I didn't say anything like that, you fucking idiot. I literally just said a doctor I know (uncle) reckons a thing might be the case.
Faggot