/smg/ stick making general

Signed up for think or swim but found out they're blocked at work. Robinhood and Tastyworks work but I'm stick waiting for bank verification.

all in on the black gold

Yeah, I'm thinking it's time to long oil now.

I'M GOING ALL IN ON CCL AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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why in the absolute fuck is DAX up 5%

stonks always go up

All in? Right when Russia and the Saudis have proper started? You're a dumbass, its going to get cheap and stay cheap fool

no deaths, germany looks like it's doing everything right

Trump and elon memed the virus away. Even Ben Carson joined the task force to lend his energy.

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I'm uncomfortable about a chinese century but its got to be better than last century's burger one

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New Golden bullrun just started, did you manage to pick up cheapies?

It Is cheap and will stay cheap.. but BUY cause it will double in price within the next year or two.. correct?

Hey frens. I want to buy more gold. Is it too expensive right now? It’s as high as I’ve ever seen it so I don’t want to buy gold if there won’t be any returns

Where my glow in the dark strategic reserve securing chads at? Who got USO weeklies? Freedom machines will never run out of juice. Fuck the alcoholics and the boom boom boys
THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=x0o16xpXAs4

it wont be, the Chinese have no soul, as you can see they are fine with sacrificing millions of their own people.. Mao did it, the japs took what little soul they had left and now you can see how their government treated them as test subjects on a massive scale, the Chinese are not human and never will be, unless they earn a soul somehow

Oil will probably go under $30 but I doubt it will stay there for very long.

Up 30-40% eoy would be what I'm thinking

gold will always hold value I dont think its really good for speculation... there are still high transaction costs for physical gold?

XOM shell? Marathon? what are your buys?

I should have specified I just buy shares of GLD

>collecting collateral for your loan
What?
Do you live somewhere with negative rates or something?

Paper gold is better than no gold.
But no gold is better than no stock

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Am I the only one thinking we'll get another Dead Cat Bounce before the real crisis starts?

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I consulted the I Ching on what to do tomorrow regarding the stock market. I was pointed toward Jian. Developing Gradually. Events cannot continue in stillness without moving. Thus after Keeping Still, Developing Gradually follows. There were four moving lines so the line that should be consulted reads as follows.
Developing Gradually
The Swan Approaches the Cliff
Eat and Drink, Joyfully, Joyfully
Good Fortune
He does not reap without sowing

I think I am going to just drink myself to sleep
My puts are going to kill me tomorrow might as well get it over with sooner

Looking at XOM and HAL mostly
Waiting to see what the Russians and the Saudis do. If they start coming to the table price is going north of $30 fairly quickly.
This week has to be the worst week for oil stock I've seen in my life. We might see another 20+% drop before this is over though.

depends on how many frackers go under
and how much fracking debt is bad
and how far that spreads out from the fracking industry

>not to mention energy supply chain disruptions from lack of local hydrocarbon production

basically i hope you dont work at a bank

>quads
so should i just dump my entire life savings into Aramco?
>or just wait for prices to fall 12% again by thursday's open ?

protip: youll be seeing dead cat bounces WHILE the real crisis is hitting

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I miss him bros

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what can a poorfag do to make the most of this?
I've got a high risk tolerance because if I lose I won't be worse off than I am now haha

HAL, SLB, XOM, BP, MRO
maybe EOG or CHK down the line

DRIP to 1k, bitch

How are airlines looking this week?

one? we'll get many until us starts testing and reporting damage

then we'll get the true fall

can the crytojew salamanders and Ivans afford to sell oil that cheap? They want it to be higher too I would assume they ALL do correct?

>you can tell by how trump speaks
remindee that those people exist, and they "invest" into the stock market
and people still wonder why shit is crashing

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Waiting.

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why would you buy an oil company and not an oil etf? American oil companies are about to get fucked..

>I'm committing suicide!!!
Dont do it user :(

whats an ETF?

I'd say CVX as well but honestly I don't think there is as much upside.

They both claim they can, Russia says 6 years, God only knows how much they can actually afford to lose though.

It's starting to look tasty, ain't it?

>dividends
>fucked
and then bailed out. U.S. Gov isn't letting the Shale companies go down in flames. They are vital to National Security

I'm still not convinced this whole Russia vs OPEC thing isn't a ruse. I think they are colluding to kill American shale.

bull rally coooming. oil rebound and sanders k.o. means happy bateman.

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Because they dropped 8% yesterday? Why do retards think market crashes don't have green days?

Suicidal people are in a uniquely strategic position to place shorts.

According to Historical precedent, but we may be in unprecedented times. Has the us ever gone from “no recession” to “absolutely a recession” this quickly?

I just opened two credit cards with no APR for 14 months, will I be okay on them as long as I make my minimum payments?

Exchange traded fund

hey i'm not american, your election will now move state per state?

when can i know for sure if the bernie effect will happen or not?

>it will double in price within the next year or two.. correct?
Literally laughed out loud at this retarded idea.

I completely forgot about the Tuesday primary. I hope Sanders wins both states just to see the stock market fucking freak out.

why the fuck you buy oil at all? commodities can suck my cock

>and then bailed out. U.S. Gov isn't letting the Shale companies go down in flames.
it's not the u.s. govt doing this... it's the saudis

>I think they are colluding to kill American shale.
yeah.. exactly...

why was homeless terry so kino/chad?

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what about s oybean oil?