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Bear chads rise up

>nhentai.net/tag/inflation/
>inflation
Cursed OP

why the FUCK are gold futures down

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Bitcoin fags seething

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Someone explain to a brainlet what happened in the conference and what it means.

The BVLLS will be back in town tomorrow.

Hopefully it won't open up too high so I can sell my SPXUs without much loss

It's all gonna bounce back tomorrow, right?

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They are going to slash the interest rate, again.
markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/fed-interest-rates-forecast-investors-expect-cut-zero-amid-coronavirus-2020-3-1028977490
Why can't they just let me make money. Futures are already high as fuck

Did you mean Hoppe edition?

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14,000 incoming. you heard it here first

>Shitaly on lockdown

We're going -7 percent again

When does Asia open?

Who else out here buying DIS, BMO, CCL and NMR?

>Futures up

Bear bro's we got to cocky!

Reminder: leftypol fags are raiding this subchan

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THERE IS NO BOTTOM.
GIVE ME YOUR CHEAPIES.

futures look bullish and we'll be testing December 2018 lows, so probably yes

They are going to slash rates. I'm not saying a bull market is anywhere near, but its gonna be a day of green.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE GRIM REPO
POST "ITS JUST THE FLU BRO" OR THE FED WILL STOP PUMPING $150 BILLION INTO THE MARKET EVERY NIGHT FOREVER

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unreal, simple ebin

>Down 7% over the day
>Futures up 1%

We're gonna make it bros!

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And... holding cash or gold is uncertain as hell

Fags. I made 30% off this crash today alone.

>They are going to slash rates
priced in since last week

>December 2018 lows
no fucking way... it's not that low yet no way!

Will it still be time for cheapies by the end of the month?

Screencap this: Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday are all going to be green. Friday will be the only day in red and it will be your last chance to buy at a huge discount.

nikkei futures have received no bump at all, although it's only down -2.6% compared to yesterday. (heh, *only*)
so I'm going to remain wary of us futures until I see corresponding signs in the Asia markets

I think I messed up with my strangle... Just testing the waters, what would be a smarter move next time? Also did I fuck up with UWT? Its 3 times leveraged but it will go back up eventually right?

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alright mr speculator. if this doesn't happen we will find you
and rape you

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OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

looks like buying the Aussie dip was a good idea +5.5%
Now just need Spain UK and France to follow

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How much money do I need to start with to be a NEET daytrader?

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20% corrections are just monthly events for BTC

Imagine spending time doing nothing instead of trying to get their lover Bernie elected. They give up way too easily, no wonder they keep failing

There was no tag for deflation....

holy shit the strat works again

DO NOT PAMP ITALY PLZ

So a win win for me then

>subchan

>goes up 1%
OHNONONO BEARBROS BOOBOO BOBO GLORIOUS GOLDEN BULL RUN

>down 1%
BULLKEKS BTFO SELLSELLSELLSELL

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green at night, red in the morning

>have to pay taxes when i make money
>dont get gibs when i lose it

What is a "stimulus" going to do about supply shortages? What is a "stimulus" going to do when everyone is encouraged to stay in their rooms for six months? All it will do is keep the stocks crabbing for another few weeks before it crashes further. The Dow 30 own this fucking country.

*Snibs internationally*

The jews win no matter what, that's how the system is designed.

Bernie is practically guaranteed to get covid 19 and either die, get crippled or be out of the campaign trail for at least a month. Imagine unironically backing a corpse.

It's all smoke and mirrors

150% of the amount you want to end with.

first day here?

>that fuckup
and that's why I shouldn't have stayed up till 6am watching the markets crash
but to do it properly, ASX had a huge pump but is starting to trend back down, peaked at like -.26%, curious if it'll pump again, stay stagnant, or plunge.
very little, but the markets are looking for something to hold onto to shake off the outright hysteria gripping them at the moment. Just like that big ass pump at the mere thought of the fed doing something, only to plunge when it wasn't enough lmao.
Could have a similar problem tomorrow ironically enough

you can deduct up to $3000 a year in losses, and losses carry forward. so if you lost $9k you can deduct $3000 for 3 years in a row.
it's actually the government encouraging you to make stupid risks

People who hold gold and need cash to cover other bad decisions will sell.

>tfw living in comfy tax haven with 0% capital gains tax and low income tax

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he sold?
pamp eet

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Man feel like a real pussy not holding that AAPL call overnight, grats bulls, probably doing 180 a share at least once tomorrow

kek, more honestly. I'd say 300% to be safe

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i'd love to see a day of unchanged across the board

Also does this mean oil will go back up tmrw :)

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I was just joking. Even if we rally a percentage point or two tomorrow, everything still gonna keep going down

Dudes, if futures breaks this range they're heading to now.. we're in for a big pump. Basically all they need to do is to break this range and hold above it until the market opens up since that's when the fed usually jumps in. Tomorrow COULD be massive

italy just got shut down you massive fucking double nigger, even if it pumps one day this market is going below 20k

MAGIC MAGIC STOCK GO DOWN
GIVE ME CHEAPIES MAKE BULLS FROWN
I SOLD MY STACK AT THE TIPPY TOP
NOW I WATCH THOSE STOCKIES DROP
A SHORT OR TWO TO MAKE ME FAT
TURN THAT THAT BULL INTO A RAT
LOOSE YOUR GRIP AND DO NOT HOLD
BOOMER CHEAPIES GROWING MOLD
CRYPTOSHIT LET'S DROP THOSE TOO
NONE WILL ESCAPE THE DROPPY JOO!

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oil is down until you hear about the saudis and the russians meeting again

Bounce sure. Trend reversal, uncertain leaning unlikely.

stocks go down 20%
>Circuit breaker
stocks go up 20%
>crickets

Why?

jewish tricks

Too late to buy the dip?

That doesn't mean you can join in on pumps you massive faggot, or are you braindead enough to only hold one position?

>shiny rocks
lmao ok gronk

I figured, though it is weird to see VIX crashing an American futures pumping for virtually no reason lmao
like are the sheep just going to ignore Italy being totally locked down for a month?

Green numbers good
Red number bad

Don't say I didn't warn you user

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So what should I do with my 401K? Should I move it all into bonds?

For the thousandth time this month, shorting the index and betting against the US economy is hard. Easier way is to just sit out the drops and buy on rebound using TA to differentiate between fake out and probable real deal. Or just constantly cost average hodl if you don't wanna play the game.

people overestimate the market's ability to generate big pumps because there are instances where big loses are reversed, but that is just the result of algos short squeezing.
there will be a big pump at best.

I'm not seeing much green recently

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Should I be worried about my AAL Puts bros?

>coomed on purpose for the fist time in months last night
>next day this happens
is this my fault?

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Powerful

>INO explodes to $50+/share
>sell half
>buy more AMD before $80+/share run
>reinvest into MSFT before end of JEDI case, skyrockets to $220+/share
I’m gonna make it bros.

Minimum.

Don't care, buying 10K in cheapo puts tomorrow. Feds can only delay the inevitable