>They are going to slash rates priced in since last week
Luis Thompson
>December 2018 lows no fucking way... it's not that low yet no way!
Brandon Roberts
Will it still be time for cheapies by the end of the month?
Sebastian Wood
Screencap this: Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday are all going to be green. Friday will be the only day in red and it will be your last chance to buy at a huge discount.
Anthony Lewis
nikkei futures have received no bump at all, although it's only down -2.6% compared to yesterday. (heh, *only*) so I'm going to remain wary of us futures until I see corresponding signs in the Asia markets
Tyler Murphy
I think I messed up with my strangle... Just testing the waters, what would be a smarter move next time? Also did I fuck up with UWT? Its 3 times leveraged but it will go back up eventually right?
>have to pay taxes when i make money >dont get gibs when i lose it
Aiden Peterson
What is a "stimulus" going to do about supply shortages? What is a "stimulus" going to do when everyone is encouraged to stay in their rooms for six months? All it will do is keep the stocks crabbing for another few weeks before it crashes further. The Dow 30 own this fucking country.
Caleb Hughes
*Snibs internationally*
Hunter Green
The jews win no matter what, that's how the system is designed.
Blake Gonzalez
Bernie is practically guaranteed to get covid 19 and either die, get crippled or be out of the campaign trail for at least a month. Imagine unironically backing a corpse.
Austin Perry
It's all smoke and mirrors
Lincoln Ramirez
150% of the amount you want to end with.
Levi Russell
first day here?
Matthew Thomas
>that fuckup and that's why I shouldn't have stayed up till 6am watching the markets crash but to do it properly, ASX had a huge pump but is starting to trend back down, peaked at like -.26%, curious if it'll pump again, stay stagnant, or plunge. very little, but the markets are looking for something to hold onto to shake off the outright hysteria gripping them at the moment. Just like that big ass pump at the mere thought of the fed doing something, only to plunge when it wasn't enough lmao. Could have a similar problem tomorrow ironically enough
William Nguyen
you can deduct up to $3000 a year in losses, and losses carry forward. so if you lost $9k you can deduct $3000 for 3 years in a row. it's actually the government encouraging you to make stupid risks
Parker Morales
People who hold gold and need cash to cover other bad decisions will sell.
Carson White
>tfw living in comfy tax haven with 0% capital gains tax and low income tax
I was just joking. Even if we rally a percentage point or two tomorrow, everything still gonna keep going down
Gavin Walker
Dudes, if futures breaks this range they're heading to now.. we're in for a big pump. Basically all they need to do is to break this range and hold above it until the market opens up since that's when the fed usually jumps in. Tomorrow COULD be massive
Carter Russell
italy just got shut down you massive fucking double nigger, even if it pumps one day this market is going below 20k
Lincoln Myers
MAGIC MAGIC STOCK GO DOWN GIVE ME CHEAPIES MAKE BULLS FROWN I SOLD MY STACK AT THE TIPPY TOP NOW I WATCH THOSE STOCKIES DROP A SHORT OR TWO TO MAKE ME FAT TURN THAT THAT BULL INTO A RAT LOOSE YOUR GRIP AND DO NOT HOLD BOOMER CHEAPIES GROWING MOLD CRYPTOSHIT LET'S DROP THOSE TOO NONE WILL ESCAPE THE DROPPY JOO!
stocks go down 20% >Circuit breaker stocks go up 20% >crickets
Why?
Tyler Gonzalez
jewish tricks
Isaac Morris
Too late to buy the dip?
Lincoln Perry
That doesn't mean you can join in on pumps you massive faggot, or are you braindead enough to only hold one position?
John Davis
>shiny rocks lmao ok gronk
Isaac Ortiz
I figured, though it is weird to see VIX crashing an American futures pumping for virtually no reason lmao like are the sheep just going to ignore Italy being totally locked down for a month?
So what should I do with my 401K? Should I move it all into bonds?
Wyatt Wright
For the thousandth time this month, shorting the index and betting against the US economy is hard. Easier way is to just sit out the drops and buy on rebound using TA to differentiate between fake out and probable real deal. Or just constantly cost average hodl if you don't wanna play the game.
Connor Mitchell
people overestimate the market's ability to generate big pumps because there are instances where big loses are reversed, but that is just the result of algos short squeezing. there will be a big pump at best.
>INO explodes to $50+/share >sell half >buy more AMD before $80+/share run >reinvest into MSFT before end of JEDI case, skyrockets to $220+/share I’m gonna make it bros.
Justin Moore
Minimum.
Connor Adams
Don't care, buying 10K in cheapo puts tomorrow. Feds can only delay the inevitable
