What banks do I buy? What airlines do I buy? Canuck if that matters.
Asher Bailey
Question: If Trump continues to perform worse and worse when dealing with the coronavirus that caused even dissatisfaction among many Republican, until which point would it be still procedurally possible for the Republican party to support some other candidate outside Trump for the next election? How's the Republican primary going?
William Gray
they havent paid a dividend in like a year
Nolan Davis
Infinite yield theorem: If and only if GME = $0 Then dividend yield approaches infinity.
WHO HERE GETTING THEIR GME CALLS SAVED BY THE REGGINATOR?
Ayden Campbell
futures becoming green
Connor Baker
Mean to respond to
Aaron Hill
>emergency tax cuts to buy the cheapies with We BULL tomorrow. The banks are about to buy EVERYTHING.
Carter Hernandez
if you've been able to navigate these markets for the last 10 years you must be rich now
Levi White
So far this is not Trump's problem yet, but if he continues to act this way then it will become his problem
Camden Perry
Trump actually saving the day with stimulus >All hourly workers will be compensated >stimulus for small businesses >stimulus for transportation industry GOD BLESS AMERICA
William Wilson
Is FAZ better than SPXU?
Aaron Flores
>/smg/, 2001 >american airlines bagholders on suicide watch
Brayden Parker
why does he say industry like that lmao
James Morales
I'm pretty sure people that DCA'd into index funds during the recession made more money on the recovery than people that just sat on gold though, kek'd
Dominic Ramirez
what do you mean?
Ian Foster
based Trump
Samuel Watson
Trump "working with the cruise industry"
BUY CCL AND RCL
Evan Cox
>people are blaming the stock market on trump >people also blaming Corona on trump Fooken kek m8
Bentley Bell
I was only 19 when GFC happened and retail trading was a lot more painful to do unless you had a six figure account
Nathan Robinson
>Trumps walks into the room >Market goes wild
Benjamin Rogers
Are we measuring his performance by his approval ratings? Or the stock market? The number of diagnosed COVID patients? The number of American deaths?
Those are the only things he cares about right now.
Brody Sanders
PENCE SAID QUEST! BUY QUEST!
Christian Williams
>Put F $5 3/27 >Put AAL $13.00 3/20
I legitimately don't know what I'm doing how much am I going to lose
Why do you think F will go below 5? I thought the reason they kept losing share is because they sucked at international sales. So a large international event should effect them less? Are their supplies and factories mostly abroad?
Jackson Edwards
we green tomorrow holy shit (none of what they're saying is true tho)
Alexander Martin
My father is worried about his 401k as he can't begin to pull out of it until a month from now. How fucked is he?
Angel James
literally!
Ian Nelson
Where did the $50B the Fed dumped into the market today go?
x_x all these manipulative pumps countered with manipulative dumps
Jason Anderson
WHEN TO BUY CCL REEEEE
Carson Wood
Futures seem to be reacting somewhat positively to the press conference. TUESDAY GREEN? BOTTOM IN??? BULLISH??????
Anthony Russell
Pence is so full of shit
Christopher Jackson
Imagine how much money you can make in these times in such a position. >buy stock x at $1 on monday >press conference on monday evening 'company x is doing great work' >dump stock x for $1.50 on tuesday before people catch on
rinse & repeat
Elijah Evans
why did they pick today to crash the markets? i bought amd it lost 13% the next day.... coronavirus hysteria is old news, so why fucking today?
Evan Perry
>when the S&P is at 4000 next year
it will never go above 1,500 after all is said and done
I hope we get a few days of green so I can buy SQQQ cheap before Deutsche Bank fails
Thomas Howard
It's over for him. Sorry for your loss user.
Lincoln Moore
>Amphetamines
Bentley Nelson
>Disembard CA residents to Travis Air Force Base
Holy shit they're putting Californians in concentration camps??? Fucking based
Charles Garcia
when is your pop retiring he might be super fucked
Matthew Bennett
oil drop scaring everyone, has many ripple effects into credit markets, employment of 10M citizens, etc.
Chase Gonzalez
you mean bullish?
Leo Rogers
>saving the day >with stimulus that isn't a vaccine and it won't put chang and wong back to work in the ol' hubei factory. It may help a little in the short term but it won't do shit in the long haul and it certainly won't pull us out of the death spiral
It takes time for people/markets to digest information and form conclusions.
Benjamin Robinson
literally same bro
Angel Brooks
If he's in a target date fund most of his investment should be safe in things like bonds. If he's been YOLOing his entire nest egg into the S&P 500 and not hedging as he gets closer to retirement, he deserves what he gets.
Gabriel Diaz
Just a slight fever, nothing to worry about.
Christian Phillips
Fed telling anyone paying attention to take out cash becuase the banks are GOING OT FUCKING FAIL YOUR CARDS WILL NOT WORK TOTAL ANARCHY INCOMING
Easton Turner
Corona-chan got to him. Entire executive branch is compromised. Expect a market rebound tomorrow :^)
Hudson Mitchell
He's already over 60. He can't pull out until his tax returns come back.
Michael Lopez
theres an awful lotta other shit going on rn m9
Nathan Jones
>Pence: >The president made it a priority to get the passengers, the poor children and familes :(, off the ship HE JUST SAID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OVER THE WEEKEND
Don’t @ me with your bullshit about anti trumpers. I was enjoying the ride until now. Fuck this retard. Because: This is a glaring problem.
Money managers were poring over epidemiology studies and spread charts over the last month. The uncertainties only make it worse.
Big money sees that it’s much worse than the numbers report because he’s deliberately keeping it low.
Owen Kelly
HOly shit, no one is going to work tomorrow. It's over. Everyone will "be sick"
Austin Barnes
If this is anything like 2008 it will go ALL THE WAY back up by this time next month and the bulls will be gloating before their necks are sliced open
Camden Morgan
what if we're right, though? people will die
this is like that dancing scene from The Big Short except we have no idea what we're doing and nobody here has more than four figures to play with
I probably wouldn't even be able to sleep if I had to deal with all thie shit
Cooper Green
Australian stock market opens in 13 minutes, will we soon have real life Mad Max?
Julian Mitchell
They're going to try and push ways for workers to be compensated even if they have to stay home because they're sick
Eli Collins
>placed Robinhood market buys on cheapies at open >15 minute trading halt makes RH shit the bed >they locked me out of those funds all fucking day, and finally let me know the orders "failed" as soon as the trading day ended
That's three times I've been turbofucked by Robinhood's terrible software. I'm actually changing brokerages this time.
Payroll tax cut. Bears are finished. Between this, the PPT pumps,and all the noobs about to get short squeezed playing baby's first short, we're about to fucking moon like never before. Hope you guys bought today.
Blake Morales
Pence just said he hasn't been tested for Corona, and wasn't answering if Trump had been tested. How bad is it going to dump tomorrow?
i hope you realize the first time means the company is going to go under. at this point, it's going to happen really fast.
Austin Campbell
>we have no idea what we're doing and nobody here has more than four figures to play with literally me. i somehow made ~£300 today and feel amazing lol
Eli Nguyen
>The real stonks was the frens we made along the way
