MAXIMUM TERRIFYING HAPPENING

ENTIRE ITALY IN QUARANTINE
SOON GERMANY AND FRANCE WILL FOLLOW
IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

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good smelly italians stay in your boot

This is actually a good thing because govs are taking it seriously and we might have a chance to stop this

But yet Ferrari was allowed exemption to travel to Australia from northern Italy for the Grand Prix

So not so locked down

you could have avoided this if you all bought LINK

RIP Germany -> RIP Deutsche Bank -> RIP the entire economy

von Lehman Brüders soon

haha i bought the coronavirus top haha

it has been decided literally 10 minutes ago, things will change

>Quarantine over a glorified flu virus

LMAO I thought Italians weren't a bunch of pussies.

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checked

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They are all old and fat.

They might as well have a pussy

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well shit if they quarantine the whole country this might be more than just a flu virus guys.

>entire country is under quarantine
>people still say it's "just a glorified cold"
I don't understand how you can be this stupid

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I didn’t even realize there still was Italy anyway. Trying to think of how this will impact me and all I can come up with is I’ll have to make due with non-DOP tomatoes when I make pizza.

As for Germany and France I don’t think it is a big loss really. The Germans tried to destroy Europe several times recently and France is...well, full of French.

>stopping a cold
I'm sure it has nothing to do with ulterior motives

JUST THE FLU

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how the fuck do they go out and get food and money to live?

You don't, LMAO

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The absolute state of trannyera

Have you considered the alternative that it's not just a flu. A 15% mortality rate for 70+ y.o. is no laughing matter with European demography.

I guess the army will bring food... I guess...
I have two month of food at home however..

Dude, just watch what happens throughout Europe when weekly football (soccer in Burgerspeak) is cancelled.
Then it's defenitely happening. Ron Paul couldn't even wave his hands enough.
Europe will burn with no football.

Could be lots of boomer apartments opening up.

the pasta is stuck

Maybe it's Italy's long game to siphon boomer Germoney's money

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If the German economy stop I think it will be the end of the EU. I mean Italy alone is a trouble a gigantic bomb, but Germany is what keeps the ship afloat, if they stop, it's over.

More like boomer homes

When they die that shit gon be FREE nigga

Oh no my Lambo delivery...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck it. I'm shorting Bitcoin.

Would you rather have essential supplies or a some stupid ass digital coin???

This really puts things in perspective.

>noooooo not muh boomerinos
>not my punchy pensioner pals

Spaghettifag here i can confirm, i'm scared as hell.

>Europe will burn with no football.

good. the bread and circus stops and europa awakens.

ARE WE GOING TO SEE RIOTS!?
WAS THE AKIRA MOVIE RIGHT!!??

>Would you rather have essential supplies or a some stupid ass digital coin???
Highly depends on where you live.
For instance, I wouldn't give a shit if I lived in central Florida with a garden.

It's littery blessing in disguise, considering that the percent of working citizens has been shrinking.

>europa awakens
Just how? Seriously. Please elaborate.
Europeans will do nothing besides smashing their heads together or try to stay out of harms way.
You call that "awakening?"

This was expected.

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>nearly a whole week off
>literally have to spend your time indoors
NOT
FUCKING
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR
I WANT TO BE LOCKED UP TOO YOU LUCKY FUCKING WOPS

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And to think it was all because of this.

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No doubt that everybody will get it at some point.
It won't go away but who really fucking cares?
It's not that deadly. Some of the deaths are related to an overreactive immune system because the virus is new which won't be the case in the future.
It mostly kills boomers which is objectively a good thing.
Also, remdisivir works.
What's the fucking problem?

month* not week. even fucking worse

Considering the circumstances this screenshot is terrifying (even in accuracy)
Might've been predictive programming.
Pic realted, not quite sure yet if predictive programming or full on LARP from a company that actually has customers paying for this information.
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China will be known as the weird, smelly kid with diseases at the party for years, probably decades to come. Itll be a long while before they live this down.

Did you not see that leaked video from inside the hospital? I'd 100% prefer death to the shit they where going through.

Has to get worse before it gets better. Fuck your football, cuck.

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FURRY FAGGOT SCARED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY HAS AIDS AND SHIT HAHAHAHAHA

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I fucking hate any of the popular itterations of football.
Also I do not share your sentiment.

Ahh... no

If it was literally a flu that killed off a few elderly there is no way there would be this much panic. The masses panicking because of the media is one thing, but the elites panic selling their stocks in near enough everything? Nah, this is much worse than a flu.

It's truly a great time to be a cash rich recluse who shuns human contact.

Kek

>15%

kek, no way that's accurate.
It's a glorified flu virus that is not as contagious as the flu, that is also going to get neutered by the upcoming spring. It's a giant nothing burger. don't be a basic bitch and follow the media hysteria.

>panic selling their stocks in near enough everything?
No no no no, this is about something else.
No one on the stock market cares about a few people dieing. They care about quarantines because they slow down the world economy. Why the countries declare quarantines that fast that I don't know.... but that's the actual question.
Read pic related for why the market is going down except shit future earnings.

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God I love fearporn, I live for this stuff. I absolutely love sucking my nic sticks while reading this shit for hours on end with 2 monitors and hundreds of tabs open until my fingers are icecold and I'm getting adrenaline sweats

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how much of your artificially pumped stock do you actually have to sell to dump prices and buy more

what was the volume?

The liberals who did this should be executed for putting the entire western world in danger to "combat racism"

>predicting a 70% drop in US population by 2025 due to migration to Latin America and Asia
Yeah I don't think so.

will the rest of the world hold china accountable for releasing this bioweapon? i dont care if they accidentally lost control of it, they deserve punishment anyway. its not like their intentions were good to begin with while developing it.

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More like when are you going to apologize to China?

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>t. Q boomer

wrong. boomers are the ones who are actually scared of this meme. I'm an ablebodied sperg.

>A 15% mortality rate for 70+ y.o. is no laughing matter
Actually IT IS

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The eye talyun gubment is stupid

where is Burgerspeak? is that where all the football games happen

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If DB is going to fail, won't the Euro tank?

Will Dow fall by 3,000 points tomorrow?

they a PUT A CORONA innda SAUCIE SAUCIE
MAMMA MIA, ALFREDO LUIGI!

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kek

"oof" territory is reached with S&P 500 lower than ~2,700

>Didn't spend an extra $100 to guarantee getting EWI puts
Fuck me that was easy money.