Imagine not buying stocks right now

Do I have chances to date a girl like this if I am asian and have like 5 inch penis?

No.

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Both things can be true. You're right but that doesn't mean that stocks won't jump again. Compared to the rest of the world the Fed is doing alright. We don't have negative interest rates like Germany.

but why not? why did god create this world so unbalanced? like even in video games all races are balanced

Yes You have to be westernized and jacked tho

>all races are balanced in vidya
Uh no. What kinda shit games do you play?

I invest in high yield high risk mutual funds for long term (retirement). Specifically I invested in FCNTX (Fidelity Contrafund). Has had 10-25% per year gains. Getting wrecked now but so is everything.

But I started in 2008 when market tanked. Now is the time to buy really. Put in $5-10k+ and wait. Getting everything on the cheap.

what about the dick size though how do i go around that?

I'm shorting with 1:50 leverage. Lol at every retard who buys now.

kek

please live stream your suicide

If you’re a jacked Korean chad then yeah, black and white girls are easy pickings

How do I buy stonks trend. I got 10k I was gonna put in btc or link but I wanna sit at the grownups table now.

any blizzard game unironically

If you have one ounce of brain matter you will not jump in to catch the falling knife...one year and op will be homeless

Thanks, I really want to buy, but I've been on Yas Forums for nearly 10 years so Im very precocious about what advice I take

already caught a falling knife last week

>imagine thinking this is actually happening because of the corona virus

Imagine not going all-in on 3x bear ETFs

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How do you recognize a bottom? shit keeps falling and when you think it cant be lower it just plunges harder

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>high risk mutual funds
Lol say goodbye to your money bro. The debt bubble is there now they're all gonna go tits up if the market goes full bear.

Get a bathmate and pull as hard as you can. If you see the tube fill with blood, pull harder. If you start feeling weak, pull harder.

Chill, bro. This will last for a month, at least.

imagine thinking its systemic, when all the fundamentals point to a very strong economy. did you see the feb job report? this is merely the effect of hysteria on a highly integrated global market. so when something unexpected happens, the effects are compounded. but it also holds true for recovery. expect an incredible boom. i can't believe people are sitting out because of retarded doom posters. remember, the retards hoarding TP are the same kind of people causing this panic.

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imagine thinking this is the bottom

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Keep your fake ass rigged (((market))) glowie

Idk bro there is an awful lot of bad debt in the commercial markets that's been building up for over a decade. So yeah unemployment is low and jobs look gud but it's literally all being paid for by the largest ratio of corporate debt in history.

Buy good companies for as cheap as possible. It doesn't matter if price goes up or down. What matters is dividens, equity, and potential for growth. If you're betting on the price going up or down, you're not investing, you're speculating.

5.5 inches is average
Your height will effect dating chances more than penis size ever will.

>the markets cracks were spreading
>Possibility of massive correction or all out crash
>A wild virus appears
>People panic sell
>Oil crashes
>People panic sell more
>Tptb use the virus panic as smoke screen to "provide relief" to market

It's just another bailout lads.
Btfd you fucking pussies.

You can only define support and resistance by previous looking at previous levels of support and resistance, and it's never an exact number, nor is it ever guaranteed. All attempts to see the future are literally coin tosses and slightly educated guesses. If you're buying into a fresh bottom, the only thing you can do is ask yourself how much punishment you can reasonably take before cutting your losses. This is hard to do if you're sniping with a single big order at one price. Easier to do if you're staggering that into multiple smaller tickets all the way down as far as you're willing to go.

Start jelqing faggot

I sold all my stocks when the Dow was still at 27,500.

I only had about 5 grand in there, currently dumping it all into crypto, fuck stocks, they're for boomers

t. some nigger buying funfair in jan 2018

what are you buying?

>posts a picture which literally shows you making ZERO profit 15 YEARS in the market

Imagine investing for 15 years and not making a single dollar of profit and calling it "recovery".

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>trying to catch this falling knife
I pulled all my money out when it was still at 29k and I can guarantee you its going to get worse.

We're not even going to be able to get a reasonable idea of how much damage this has done so far until next month.

>he isn't waiting for america to get coronad
This isn't even real panic yet.

this is literally fake news. Dividends alone would have made up around 4% during all this time, and dollar cost averaging during dips easily another 3-5% for a comfortable 7% annual minimum

>mass hysteria
some fags who I don't care about might be in hysterics and buying up all the toilet paper

but there are entire supply chains out of commission right now and it's a big deal

airports are ghost towns because people are afraid to travel and/or afraid of getting quarantined

this is going to get worse before it gets better

buy the dip but make sure you can buy some every week for the next decade

Is it bad for me to wait until payday to buy? How much lower could it go?

Imagine being so emotional you don't wait for a clear trend reversal.
You have no idea how bad it is OP

This. Anybody buying right now needs to schedule an appointment with their therapist.

go get a korean girl. fuck racemixers.

im buying for the next 8 months cant miss the dip either way

so when is the right time to dump all my cash? DOW at 22k?

This. I explained this in another thread. I tried to buy a chest freezer and everywhere was sold out of the size I wanted already and no one had any idea when the next shipment is coming.

Durable goods sales going down the shitter for a month or more is bad news bears for stocks in general. It will affect basically every type of business.

You guys had +2 to dexterity... what more do you want?

You must be retarded then.

Alica Schmidt is ridiculously hot.

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OP is high IQ.

This is thee "dip" normgroids have been waiting for, but they are too much of emotional sheep to take advantage of this opportunity always rationalising by "waiting for a bigger dip" lmao

its literally too late this board is useless. To all you extremely new friends out here go anywhere else. No one here did what op is saying

It could go quite a bit lower. Just keep buying a bit on a regular basis

5.5 is the average. so you're fine i guess.

To bad you're not me with my 6.5 fucking DONG

You bought at the top didn't you?

i'm buying all the lip balm and knee pads

The real dip will come when the corporate debt time bomb explodes.

Im sitting this out for now

>i'm buying all the lip balm and knee pads
This guy gets it!