/smg/ stock market general

DING DING DING

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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

I'M ALL IN , I BOUGHT THE DIP AAAAHH IF I STOP REPLYING I KMS'd

LOVE IT WHEN RH DEVALUES EVERYTHING TO 0

Buy dividend stocks.

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IT ENDS NOW

Good luck surviving the raiding parties and plague infected, hope you got a gun.

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Lol so what happens if we are already down 7 percent in fucking premarket

fuck thread is here

Tfw sold last Monday.

See you lads at the bottom

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Just perfect, like how I see the stock market now and forever. BEAR GANG BEAR BEAR GANG

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I don't even own stocks, I'm just posting in historic thread.

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

jfc my account is changing 1000% every fucking second. That's 1000% my account value.

investing.com/indices/indices-futures is down?

spy, dia, russel, nasdaq got halted

A

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why can't i delete my fucking thread

TRADING HALTED

My stocks tank:
>lel welcome to the market noob
Market tanks:
>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT
Faggotry

kek, what was that? 2 minutes in?

green ID confirms
my red ID confirms the largest crash in history 3 months from now

I want to get into the stock market. Is this a good moment for doing so?

nigger

SORRY POOLS CLOSED, NO MORE TRADING

STOP SELLING

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Don’t be a nigger!

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IT FUCKING HALTED BRO
LET ME SELL

HAAAAAAAAAALLLTTTT NICE FUCKING CAPITALISM YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT BOOMERS FUCKKKK YOUUUUUU DIEEEEEEEEEE

You can buy the dip right now so yes

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha

youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

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PPG is stepping in at 3:25
buy the dip

-40% major indexes by end of week

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dunno why you guys are concerned, just hodl your index trackers

AA

>German broker won't let me short the US market since EU open
lucky burgers

LOL

What do I buy?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONONONONOBONONONONONO ONONLNONONO ONONO ONONONL ONL NONOBONONOONNPNOONOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAGHAAHAAAAA

I MANAGED TO ORDER 4 DRIP and 40 TMF BEFORE IT CLOSED.
DRIP UP OVER 100%

everything is halted holy fuck

It's dead

>Ooh

I'm ok with that.
Why a slow bleed recession when you can stuff it all into a single week?

bros wtf? did trading REALLY halt within 10 minutes of open? HOLY SHIT WTF

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>implying this is the bottom

Wasn't that nice of them I watch my account go from 1k to 8k to $43

Its 1929 all over again lad. Prepare your ass to live in Hooverville 2.0

100% portfolio in puts and donnie just flipped the kill switch.

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What, really?

where do i watch this live? spoonfed a newfag

RED EVERYWHERE, HAHAHAHA

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Checkd and gunpilled

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SO IT BEGINS..

Okay then. What should I invest in?

OOO MMMM MFFFF GGGGGGGGgg

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RIP ALL ASSET CLASSES. BEAR'S WIN.

Pom Peet

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Anyone know how non-Americans can trade options?

BOBOBROS WE FUCKING DID IT, NOW LETS LIQUIDATE THESE RETARDED BULLFAGS ONE BY ONE UNTIL ALL WE TASTE IS TEARS

I KNOW, I'VE LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

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>DUMP IT

Don't give me those puppy eyes, just be a good bull and get in the bag.

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based fuck bulls

ATTENTION GAMERS: BULLS ARE RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOTS

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RH IS ABOUT TO FUCK ME FOR $2,000 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME SELL

Checkd Satan

>The bear will leave it's cave forever

I’m getting January 2018 bitcoin vibes bros...

Does anyone know if this is a world record first breaker? Seems like a pretty good speedrun

DUMP IT
DUMP IT ALL

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Jeromie gonna give me the circuit breaker today POG CHAMP MY NIGGAS

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SITTING FUCKING PRETTY!!!
WHO ON THIS JET!!?!?!?!?

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>$2000
YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD BRO@\

What's her name?

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were about to hit great depression levels

hope you bought toilet paper user

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Depends on the country. Unironically look for your local personal-finance subreddit, you should find answers.

When does trading begin again

>Sunday International WAHMEN's day
>Monday market collapse.

i was getting ready to post this image

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Eurozone getting even worse.

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up 1600% on those puts

WE'RE ALL FUCKED
TIME TO PANIC

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>when your golden bull is so fragile you need to pull a Xi Ping Pong to stop your BOTS from dumping your entire economy

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I will be if I can sell

funny

Baby gains here.

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CMON FED PUMP IT I NEED A CHEAPER SQQQ

bloomberg stream expired, anyone got an alternative?

Oh no we're back to 2019 price it's the end of the world.
Oh no only triple the 2008 level what are we gonna do.

9:49 ET

MY PUTS WERE ALL GOING UP WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HALT THE MARKET MY ORDER FOR PUTS ON CARNIVAL DIDNT EVEN GO THROUGH WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS REEEEEEEEEEE

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Like 5 minutes.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!!!

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Imagine the smell

im going to cry

time to buy lads

When does trading resume?

I can't rememeber, she's on Fox Business.

>tfw you sold your puts for a profit last week instead of a MASSIVE profit this week

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Guys, why aren't bio stocks updating? They've been frozen for 10 min and I cant sell

I've never been happier in my entire life and this is only the start.

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SECOND OPENING

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HALT LEVELS FOR TODAY

LEVEL ONE - 7 %
LEVEL TWO - 13%
LEVEL THREE -20 %

youtube.com/watch?v=tTelnNmRUH0

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Lol niggas this is nothing, we only went back 1 year.
The real thing is yet to come.

How long are they shutting this shit down

Also, remeber this edition you negro's?

>but who could've ever known this was gonna happen reeeeeeeee

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All memes aside, is the market going to rebound in a couple months like they’ve been saying?

Never. The Stock Market is finally over.

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Lol fucking bulls
Cope

MANDATORY LISTENING FOR BULLS AND BEARS ALIKE
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Who else is long on canned soup and toilet paper?

she goes by mommy

How does the Fed even stop this?
Is it even possible?

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youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

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Day of the pillow now!

Fed still have some ammo left and pray to God/s it will be enough to save the entire market.

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Do I go get gas for my car now? Yes or no

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Same bro. My 2000 in puts jumped to 8k and then it went flat. Fuck these boomers

>panic selling
>-7% on open
>everything falls
>everyone thinks it will fall even more
time to buy?

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DEFEND THE ORANGE NOW YOU FAGS
I DARE YOU DEFEND THE BUFFON NOW!!!!!!!!!

>he doesn't know

Shit has been halted nigga

WE FALL

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this smg thread is too fast, we need 2 at the same time btw

only bought 3 puts at the time because it was fucking illiquid and the spread was high.. but i knew i was right.
FUCK AJG
FUCK BULLS

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WHEN DOES IT OPEN AGAIN

9:49 EST

all depends on how long it takes for covid19 to end and how bad it gets. When travel drops in such large numbers globally and millions are being quarantined shit gets bad.

TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I don't even care about stocks. I just like seeing the red numbers get bigger.

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No. It falls and stays there forever. We are finished as a race.

nah bro gas is going to be $1.50 everywhere except California, Hawaii and Alaska in a week

WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49

WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49

This is incredible. I'm glad I could be here to experience this with you all. Godspeed, you degenerate gamblers.

we stomnks now fugg :-DDD

Yes, because soon it won't be available.

Looks like I might get my cheapies after all

>believing in Fed

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youre right its trumps fault china is a shithole and the saudis are drowning the world in oil in response to russia

Bless

holy shit I started trading this year and am already witnessing history

3 MINUTES

Can someone explain how circuit breakers actually help? the 15 minute ones i mean

Safe stuff like Microsoft and Apple

anyone have a link to like a NYSE live stream?

fuck LINK
fuck BSV
this is a PUT board now

BUY THE DIP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You and every other bearfag that posts here.

Based

Weimar times call for German guns... bring out the Mausers kamraden

dead cat bounce confirmed

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Never a dull moment on the markets. I've only got pocket change in this and it's still fucking hilarious.

Who is this foxy pulchritudinous cutie?

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Whoopsie we lost all your money

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Brazil down 10% now kek

I have a march 26 sqqq 26 call

prevent panic selling

how many prop shops and hedge funds get liquidated today?

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yeah we confirmed that for you a week ago

2 MINUTES

Bros no cap.
Is this Black Monday 2.0????
I've never seen this shit happen, on god.

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youtube.com/watch?v=exbmO1uDMbM

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BITCOIN FAGGITS HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT

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Same, I can't wait

IT'S NOT-IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN!! AHHHHHHH

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want every smug retard bull from last week to kill themselves. I want you to realize how low IQ and worthless you are. Do it, get a gun and blow your fucking brains out.

stops the bots from shitting themselves completely

Tfw theres no way in hell Badumpf is gonna get elected after Black Monday 2.0

crash you fucking bastard CRASH what are the second and third circuit breakers? i'm new to this.

haha oh f if cf

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>slaps your gf ass
what do, Yas Forums?

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I said all memes aside retard

>He bawt zee dip?
>Domp eet

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>unironically believing in the feds

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HOLY SGIT

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ITT we workshop names for this depression.

>The 8 minute crash of 2020
>The Great Flash Crash
>Wuhan Plague Crash

Are we reaching level 2 lads?

JUMP YOU FUCKERS
>JUMP YOU FUCKERS
JUMP YOU FUCKERS
>JUMP YOU FUCKERS

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Biggest oil crash since 1991. Has nothing to do with the virus its a cover up

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

believe it or not I bought sub 10k with my first pay

nice katjonak ivan

nice

Trips get

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Stabilize or Breaker #2
Place your bets

Robinhood shows all options as worth 0.01 when trading is halted. And NYSE thinks halting trading won't cause panic.

DUMP IT

DUMP IT

DUMP IT

DUMP IT

DUMP IT

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BASED

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Keeps people from killing themselves when it drops 20% all at once

It is supposed to be a time for traders to collect themselves

The virus will turn a dip into a doomp.

FEAR PANIC FEAR PANIC FEAR PANIC
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH hope corona chan doesnt make me starve to death though

I saw it in 2008 but I was 17.

This is more fun IMO because of social media. You can see the panic in real time.

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>pray to God/s it will be enough to save the entire market.
what do you mean "save"

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Imagine not leaving Robinhood immediately after what happened last time

GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT

GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT
GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT

GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT

GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT
GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT
GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT

13% is the second breaker and if we hit a third breaker at 20% this general will commit mass suicide

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Fed still have some ammo left
Ha... haha.... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

we back

>The Asian Driver

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If this financial crisis could really pop off that would be great, I would like to quit waging ASAP.

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What is this pattern called?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nice

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Just a standard correction

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Inverse Oil ETF bros where you at (OILD, DRIP, and DWT)? Are we boned if oil doesn't collapse to 10 a barrel further by the end of the day?

down 7% on the S&P, close for 15 minutes

down 15% on the S&P, close for 15 minutes

down 20% on the S&P, close for the day

A FUCKING BAT LMAO

This.

>wow we had a breather at least it will be stable now
>3...2...1
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guys what the fuck... I just want to buy, open the fucking market already.