/smg/ - Stock Market General

The bears were right all along

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RIDE THE BEAR

How can I make maximum profit during the crash ?

CRAWLIIIING IN MY SKIN

The black swan is here.

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DUMP EEET AGAIN
THIS IIIIS THE END
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO NOW
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
ONE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
TWO SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
THREE SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
NOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Digits for worst collapse of all time.

EOD pump to green

Most comfy platform to watch the markets open?

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EIGHT
MINUTES

I'M GONNA BUY ALL THE ANIMES

bulls getting eviscerated
screen me in the putcap

READY FOR THE ALL DAY HALT

Start kidnapping women, they will inevitably become the new currency once the economy crashes.

Holy moly.

mfw looking at market open
mfw my losses reach 20% of my net worth
mfw this is fun

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Waa waa mong boy?

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How can people justify allowing shorts again? What value does it provide?

tfw didn't go all in SQQQ, what do I do with my spare 40%? Wait for a bounce?

Old guys already sold & are leaving this Earth

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IM NOT READY

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I should have gotten a gun license

What's the site with the squares like in OP pic?

NO MERCY BOBROS

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BULL HERE, FUCK BEARS

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This, I’d rather be nowhere else

Digits and market goes up

Every bet has a loser. Don't be salty.

Checked.

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How do circuit breakers work?
This is my first time hearing about them

Watching for big daddy fed to cut rates or turn on the pumps
that's when I long SQQQ

Digits for civilisations collapse.

Relax...get comfy...and remember...the FED is ready.

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What did you think was going to happen?

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PRESS D TO DAB ON BULLS

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Ok maybe its too late to ask this, but should I sell everything?

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based INO

Bears are going to get cucked, Corona is already priced into the market.

Italy now down 11.4%

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I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN

get your popcorn

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Investing.com app

finviz.com/map.ashx

What's the plan boys?

You misunderstand what shorts do. Shorts don't damage anything - the person lending the shares is making a bet. If the short fails, the lender wins and the borrower loses. If the short succeeds, the lender loses and the borrower wins.

Neither cases actually destroy wealth. They just transfer it.

Thanks fren

Half the meme broker apps are gonna crash anyway.

6 trillion dollars and lowering interest rates didnt do shit. its fucked

>274.5

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IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

is finviz broken??

Houston, we have a problem!

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WOMP WOMP

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DAX down 8%, bund futures exploding, are u fukken redy for open?

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If they're even mentioned it's usually a sign they're either needed or are GOING to be triggered.

>mfw feminists will have to become working girls for a jar of peanut butter
INCELS RISE UP

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bullbros

we are fine

bears just clueless

cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/faq-sp-500-price-limits.html

>bullfags coping so hard they dont want to allow shorting
my sides lmfao

>lets print more money

Brilliant idea. The only real solution is to nuke China for all this crap, they created the virus after all.

Ready to crash with no survivors.

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Reminder that, in a mild recession, stocks drop 30-40%. In a depression, they drop 60-80% from their highs. We still have a long way to go.

God be with you all today.

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BUY GUNS; YOU WILL NEED THEM

4 (four) minutes to go

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Can we please make stock buybacks illegal after this crash?

ITS BEAUTIFUL

Your Virgins await Wahleed. Allahu ackbar.

roof of the tallest building in your town

1 hour and 4 minutes

would just be done via dividends

now all robinhood has to do is actually work so I can take profits lol
my last position that that site, everything else is at TDA

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>stock buyback
more like BYE BYE back to r*ddit

>Earth
Yikes dude

retard spotted

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you lose and joos win

BEGONE

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notice how the americans arent actually providing real solutions to the ongoing problem, theyre just going to "print more" money, kek. fucking clueless mutts. thank you based Putin and saudi prince's for putting the nail in the coffin finally.

kek

I was a fool to sell this, a FOOL

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SPY FINNA BOUT TO DRILL

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thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ik94T99Ag

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>women
You misspelled loli cunny user.
Petrodollar is gone, cunnydollar is the future.

If any of you want to make money today invest in ropes and stools

At least dividends reward future investors. Buybacks reward current holders and punish future investors.

Damn. Thanks

Sooooooon. People will be freaking out. I will be niggering eating watermelon.

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If only you knew how bad things really are. The "adults in charge" are fucking retards.

There will always be more opportunities, but profits are forever.

So it's fucking nothing?

So it serves the purpose of a casino
>Stock market is good for us

BUCKLE UP

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Can we go below 24,000 today?

ATTENTION ALL RETARDS

WE OPEN IN 1 MINUTE

THE US CHANGED TIMES

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Fuck off boomer

>That look of utter disbelief

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING GIVE ME MORE

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no. it's exactly the same. buybacks are a bit more tax-efficient too.

explain to me y

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calls I should be buying when we tank to hold until this shit blows over?

I KNOW I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

It's for you Yas Forums

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UNDER A MINUTE TO BELL
OHNONONONONO

Jews pulling out all the tricks to stop economic collapse

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Thread Theme Songs:

For the Bernie Bros:
> The world turned upside down
youtube.com/watch?v=PCXnol8NGbg

For those who bought the dip:
> Nearer my god to thee (the song played while the Titanic sank)
youtube.com/watch?v=PKsr49csFYk

For the visitors from Yas Forums
> Fire Water Burn
youtube.com/watch?v=F7OvPTmhtiY

For visitors from Yas Forums
> Waltzing Matilda from the end scene of "On The Beach", a movie about the end of the world
youtube.com/watch?v=l_o8vX8lGss

For anyone who needs a good cry
> the ending of "You've got mail"
youtube.com/watch?v=55oQA4cwd6M

It's time
i'll start
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Checked
Enjoy the show, bearbros

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Good luck gentlemen.

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HERE WE GO

Let's get ready!

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don't feel bad bro I was nearly about to sell mine a few days ago for a slight loss
is this what being a bear is like? it kind of sucks desu

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CHAOS

PLAGUE

DEATH

PANIC

PANDEMONIUM

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we're going all the way, user
we're all gonna make it to the bottom

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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why in the FUCK are the SPY puts also blood red

LEMME SEE YOUR FUCKING WAR FACE!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAPL, they will recover by later in the year. The demand is always there for new iphones.