>be me
>working cashier at Ralphs
>old man comes to my register, is buying bread and ham
>scan it, total it and say to him, "Your total is 4.30 sir"
>old man pulls out a little bag with money in it
>hands me a 5 dollar bill
>ask him, "sir, do you have the 30 cents"
>fucker just shakes his head
>I tell him, "Sir, if you give me the 30 cents I can give you back a dollar bill"
>fucker once again shakes his head
>then I say to him, very frustrated by now, "sir I can see you have quite a lot of coins in there, mind if I count them for you see if you have the 30 cents"
>this fucking dense motherfucker shakes his head again
>I grab his little bag and start to pull out coins
>dense old man is trying to wrestle me for it and is grabbing and putting all the coins back
>I finally grab a quarter and a nickle and enter the money into the register
>old man yanks my collar and tells me to give him back his coins
>I hand him a fresh, crisp dollar bill
>fucker pulls my hair this time and tells me to give him back his change
>explain to him that I gave him the correct change and there is nothing I can do about it
>fucker goes complain to manager(yes over fucking coins)
>manager doesn't understand but he caves in and makes me give him the coins back
>fucking dense old man just walked away with $1.30 more than what he was supposed to
Work stories thread go
You're too clever for your work, apply yourself to building skills and getting a real job.
You did the right thing. Cashiers not understanding why you gave them extra coins and customers not giving extra coins is the peak of low IQ.
assault and robbery on first day, congratz on this user seriously
what if he wanted fucking coins instead of the bill?
Walked away with 30 cents more you fucking retard.
Just do your ficking job and give him the money you owe him. Its his right and your job is to give him pennys if he wants so. If you have a problem with it make your own shop. But fucking do your job!! Nothing more stupid then low-iq wagecucks that thinks hes smart while being too dumb to too the dumb job.
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for $600 Alex.
Maybe he wanted to do laundry, use a vending machine, or pay for a parking meter in the near future. If this isn't a LARP you're an idiot.
Yikes
Yeah this. user was buying shit from the store and saw an old man giivng a $5, then the cashier counted change out. So he made up this story that he was somehow involved because he's a faggot with nothing else to do with his useless ass life. And he had the nerve to post it on an Indonesian bathroom tile reviewing BBS
Why do you even do this, especially with old people? Just do the bare minimum. You never know when you're up against a senile or mentally ill boomer.
Sounds like you have autism/OCD
This pasta is old but delicious. Newfags gtfo
Larp. But thanks for the laugh.
>Work for megacorp where I'm literally just a number in a database, have to utilize my employee ID number as my username to log in
>Consistently program custom tools that automate dumb shit, query databases to form reports and live feed updates of warehouse stock, etc
>Act as pseudo-tech support ever since help desk got outsourced to India and nobody can resolve anything with them anymore
>Constant praise from all of my managers
>Other divisions across the country have managers literally say "I don't know what they're paying you but it definitely isn't enough" after I complete tasks for them
>Several of them push me to ask for a promotion
>Schedule meeting with director
>The director is like 4 levels of manager teams above me a d doesn't even know what half of the shit I make does because he's too divorced from the operation
>He's also like 70 and still not retired for some reason
>"Well, your role is inventory and we're all expected to share skillsets outside of our role from time to time. Plus we got rid of our IT division so we can't really reinstate a role similar to that..."
Whatever dude. I'll just keep shitposting and looking at cunny on the clock 2hile my scripts automate most of my work, like in doing now. Job hunting sucks anal wipes and takes like 3 interviews with HR who have no fucking clue what a GitHub even is (literally had one ask me what that meant) just for them to ghost you. So I'll just use this opportunity to build my skills with practice projects while putting minimal effort into my actual job.
You are a piece of shit, and will hopefully die a slow painful death for being such a cunt. Give the man his 70 fucking cents, you register monkey! You started shit over NOTHING. I would have fired you on the spot.
This happened when I was a cashier years ago
>fat fuck boomer comes up with a cart full of coke
>ask him how many coke he's got
>fucker says 2x3
>This was the end of my shift so I was tired and that statement confused me
>told him why didn't you just say 6
>loses his shit
>calls for manager
>manager agrees with me
>tells manager to come outside and fight
>manager laughs at him and walks away
>fat fuck leaves without buying
I'd fucking punch you faggot. You gave incorrect change, because you stole money from this old man, just so you could give him a dollar back. You made it harder on yourself. Kys
Damn, man. You could be me if you mixed in a few instances of your direct boss now knowing the difference from her ass and a hole in the ground and giving you shit for literally shrugging when some cunt who fucked up demanded to know how long it'ls going to take for you to cover her ass.
you already posted this stupid bait yesterday you double nigger
And autismo's wonder why they cant get jobs
>be me
>dont work
That’s my story. Hope you guys liked it.
in some places, parking ticket machines only take coins
Only thing to do in such circumstances is to saw those machines open, take the coins, and use them to pay with a different machine
>I tried to scam an old fuck over 30 cents and want to let the world know
Autism speaks
>boss made me do the wagie dance again
Fren, you need to enlist in the Army.
You're a fucking retard. Assaulting a customer over such a trivial thing.
based
you sound like a loser
Retard min wage cuckie, nobody asked you to think. You're literally Jimmy from that Jimmy Neutron salt clip
>>Nothing more stupid then low-iq wagecucks that thinks hes smart while being too dumb to too the dumb job.
jesus, this must be intentionally meant to LARP as a retard it’s so damn poorly typed.
Fake stupid and if it were real you’d be the dumbest nigger ever to work a register which is a heroic feat.
>Yikes
Motherfucker, Reddit is missing their idiot with delusions of troll grandeur. GTFO
>>be me
Made it from VRA
>be a retard
>go above and beyond at a job made for retards
>get beat up by a retard
Retard
>be me
>college wagie at grocery store
>work in deli
>stupid nigger comes up and orders half a pound of one of our turkeys
>slice it, weight it, and bag it up for him
>"wait if it's 7.99 a pound, mine should be $4"
>attempt to calmly explain to him that it's near impossible to get right on half a pound
>nigger doesn't listen and says "why is mine $4.26, I ordered half a pound"
>continue explaining to ignorant nigger, but his smooth brain can't comprehend and he walks off pissed
You realise you’d saved a lot of time by giving him 70c back, right?
>1970's
>working as a stock broker
>drinking on the job
>corner office
>super hot secretary
>sorry I'm going to have to let you go
>she starts begging for her job
>i ask what she can do for me
>she takes her shirt off
>blows me under the table while im drinking
>meet her after work in her apartment and fuck her brains out
>my wife has no idea
>she keeps her job while giving me jobs daily
shit I miss 70s it was a much simpler time
The only retard here is you. Why would you ever act like such an entitled nigger? In the time it took you to go through this ordeal, you could have just made him change and been done with it, faggot.
Stomp stomp clap
and then you woke up. kys wannabe boomer
>tell someone at deli I want half a pound
>anywhere between .4 and .7 is fucking fine
>as soon as they see it isn't a .5 they start to grab the container off the scale
>I make eye contact and loudly say "Perfect!" with a smile on my face
>they become relieved and I can see that I made their day just a little bit better
>I say "Thanks so much!" And walk off
Why can't other people be nice customers? Have they never worked before? Just be nice to people ffs.
He sounds dumb to me
We are Wommart, mighty, mighty, Wommart.
user! Check out my sweet floor manger mustache and key chain lanyard. All this can be yours one day if you let me blow you in the parking lot over lunch break. Cooom in the mustache hair, I’ll combine it with funfetti and eat it for a snack. You want to make this month’s payment for your 02’, high mileage, Kia, right?
>>I make eye contact and loudly say "Perfect!" with a smile on my face
Based autist
I want bread and ham
You are retarded. Just pay out the change unless the customer gives you the difference, begging for a even change is very bad customer service,
>Be old man
>Shopping at grocery store
>Go to checkout and see acne cladded cashier with stringy hair
>Hands him money to purchase product
>WhipperSnapper pretends like giving me 70 cents is insane
>Refuses to give me 70 cents this youngin might be slow
>WhipperSnapper starts yelling
>Grab the youngin about beat the autism out of ‘em
>Fucker grabs ye money bag and takes change I was gonna use for parking.
>Mfw makes him give me back my change and he cries while typing something on his phone
What’s github
Like pornhub but for gits
thats gold OP, i pictured kevin french as you
Jesus Christ waggy all u have to do is break a 5 just do your fucking job.
OP he was probably saving it for the bus or some shit. Also old people often can't hear and would rather just shake their head and ignore than admit they can't hear.
Similar situation here but I'm surprised you actually respond to requests meant for the "offshore team". If it falls a hair within their domain, I direct them to the offshore desk to let them deal with the pajeets. People must suffer to understand why some decisions are the wrong ones.
Smirked.
>doesn't understand customer might need coins for something different
>tries to grab money right from customer's wallet even though customer has already paid and is just waiting to get his change back
>is surprised customer complains to manager
He should have just slap the shit out of you, you absolute worthless garbage person. Don't be surprised when self checkout replaces you, since that machine doesn't put its disgusting hands into anyone's wallet. Customer can come with wheelbarrow full of coins and still pay with bills and all you can do about it is to be quiet and continue wagecucking. Because the amount of his coins is none of your or anyone else's business.
user why didn't you just give him the 0.70 worth of change. You're literally denser than him. Even though you were trying to help him he may have had a reason. Some coins are worth more than face value btw.
However if it was me I'd have gone straight for giving you change to get a full dollar back before you even had a chance to do that. But youd probably try to take my wallet so you can give me a 10 dollar bill because I have "too many" 1s (if I did)
kek, you might have too many 10's and 20's too
also didn't he only make out with an extra 30 cents? OP said he maid out with an extra 1.30
I am not really feeling like OP is in total control
in fact everyone above this line got trolled - the entire OP was a setup to troll over "he walked away with an extra 1.30 than he was supposed to"
should just demand a raise or say youll leave
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
could you help me with my small biz? leave proton mail
Bro just give him the fucking change, not that hard. You are born after the year 2000.