CHAINLINK CONFERENCE

Any other Yas Forumsraelis at the LINK conference at Durham University? I am there now

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I couldn’t attend although I wanted to, how is it fren?

Doesn't start til 1 fren

>going up NORF
>ever

no thanks.

Was a fair drive

>Durham
I'm standing behind you op watching you typing that shit. I'm wearing a white shirt

See you at the post talk klute party mate

Fucking Durrrham right guy? A woman in a red dress whose arms bend back right? She whispered the name of the killer to me but I woke up.
Anyway op I'm stalking you now you might not notice me now I've changed my shirt

I’m starting to be glad I did not attend this event lmao

Also as this is an event attending bizrelli event, anyone holding more than 10k link?

I have 2k, nu linker scum i know

Brilliant idea to risk the health and wellbeing of Wolpert and Linkpool Jonny.

Shocking

Code red code red we have a superspreader alert. RED ALERT CODE RED WE HAVE A SUPER SPREADER AN ASIAN GENTLEMAN IS LICKING THE DOOR HANDLES WASH YOUR HANDS IF YOU TOUCH A DOOR HANDLE AT DURHAM THAT IS ALL THANK YOU

>tfw wen no big macs

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I am devastated, is he even coming??

>pizza
>durham
>digits

if only toastertecc was there licking the door handles

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Checked.
Ahem brother we'll be glad if we survived this event. Thomas told us in slack Sergey personally invited member of the Korean Death Cult to spite discord trannies. Sergey praises their decentralized corona virus that has crumbled the global economy in ways he couldn't have done.

>Chainlink conference starts the exact minute the stock market opens

what did sergey mean by this

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Shhh. Keep LINK a secret for now

It's called a pump and dump kid. Do you need the pasta? Fucking hell kikes and such

Im here. 52k. Ico & ED

They say he has to lie down to pee because that's the only way he can get it in his mouth.

Muh stealth faggot. Kys and back to discord magic numbers. Sergey has the korean death cult now and they have personally infected the korean government and now they will reap havoc in Durrrrham

>ED
I'm sorry bro, maybe when link moons you can get it fixed

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If I beat you in an arm wrestle you have to give me half, only fair

at least he knows his audience
fucking NEETville

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Post shoe on head or else we will donate linkies if and only if you put a sharpie in pooper

nah man the good stuff isn't till the end
>1715 - 1800: Ian Keane and Joost Volker from Oracle

Do not barter with me, gypsy.

Before that there's the talk about the Baseline protocol (Microsoft, EY, AMD, ...) and there's a guy from Digital Asset too.

I work nights at the morgue I have to get some sleep.

Looks like a bart down to Oblivion just like the rest of this bs. Buy toilet paper because arseholes need wiping a mutts arseholes burn if they touch water

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Wtf is wrong with bong faggots? I don't understand any of the shit you are saying and it's not offensive at all.

Digital asshats will just try and sell you shares in a ponzi scheme guaranteed

You can't even hear the Big Ben from Durham wtf how do I tell the time?

Keeps dafty foreigners from knowing what we're nattering on about, like you know?

For the love of god will someone tackle that korean gentleman licking all the door knobs????

>1440 - 1500: Mainnet 2020: The Magic Bus is Rolling by John Wolpert from ConsenSys

BREAKING: Authorities in Durham UK have released a CCTV still of a man they say entered China’s National Biosafety Laboratory in Wuhan during the early hours of 29th Dec and are seeking to identify him

Sources are naming him as a wanted Mongolian separatist, Sa Mu-Hai.

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He can't keep getting away with it.

Is this going to be good for Link? Is this the same talk he’s given for forever?

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I just know someone on stage will coof slightly, and biz will use it for the next round of fud, starring carona Sergey.

>3 years
>$4billion marketcap
>0 users
>0 decentralized oracles
>Linkers: This is bullish!

>you had 3 years
>rank 11 during a bear market
>google and amd partnered
>can't answer this fud, mainnet is still a testnet
>you posted this shit in another thread today
Sorry swing linker, the price isn't going back down for you!

>$4billion marketcap
>0 users
>0 decentralized oracles
>Linkers: This is bullish!

conference stream link?

Lol where is that pleb Timo i wanna cough on him

Dude we're all here being anti social just shit posting. One guy is just pretending to be Adelyn by pushing the sides of his eyes out (shit was soo cash)

Three (3) years to buy in.

There's one guy running around going reeeeeeee at everything. We call him running man for short

MARINES

>3 years
>0 users
>Linkers: This is bullish!

Lol LINK has abusers not users. Even the fud is bullish for women's rights

> $ 4 बिलियन मार्केटकैप
> 0 उपयोगकर्ता
> 0 विकेन्द्रीकृत oracles
> लिंकर्स: यह तेजी है!

nothing ever happens

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did anyone hear that guy from Oracle?

>roastie: So does Oracle own chainlink?
>Oracle Guy: No, we have integrated .. are going to integrate chainlink into our Oracle blockchain

lmfao that woman is so dumb

I'd go, but I'm cooking chicken, which I'm going to eat, after it's cooked

women are lower iq than men confirmed

>does oracle own this (oracle) network

if you know nothing about oracles it might be a legit question

why is she even there lmfao
women are just there for face value its so embarassing

Death spiral now guys I think I took too much lsd and the time lines are converging. I'll be here in the bathroom stall if anyone wants a chainlink shirt. I left the door unlocked but just knock and I'll pass it under the stall of I'm still conscious

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2.85 EOD

Ummm she's one of the key speakers. What colour is her shirt?

Woman in front of TIMO

it's called diversity
the same reason why this woman is speaking right now which is still stuck on the token narrativ when the whole point of chainlink is literally moving away from tokens

I'm still in the bathroom but the colours here are popping mad

What the fuck did you mean by this?

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I swear Sergey should wear a mask guys no threats but if I cough... Could be trouble

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Stream is down AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

when are Jonny and John presenting?

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New stream link here: pscp.tv/DLTPandu/1nAKEdnnQRexL