CHAINLINK CONFERENCE

I have 2k, nu linker scum i know

Brilliant idea to risk the health and wellbeing of Wolpert and Linkpool Jonny.

Shocking

Code red code red we have a superspreader alert. RED ALERT CODE RED WE HAVE A SUPER SPREADER AN ASIAN GENTLEMAN IS LICKING THE DOOR HANDLES WASH YOUR HANDS IF YOU TOUCH A DOOR HANDLE AT DURHAM THAT IS ALL THANK YOU

>tfw wen no big macs

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I am devastated, is he even coming??

>pizza
>durham
>digits

if only toastertecc was there licking the door handles

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Checked.
Ahem brother we'll be glad if we survived this event. Thomas told us in slack Sergey personally invited member of the Korean Death Cult to spite discord trannies. Sergey praises their decentralized corona virus that has crumbled the global economy in ways he couldn't have done.

>Chainlink conference starts the exact minute the stock market opens

what did sergey mean by this

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