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Gas companies going to the moon. Check.

GIBS

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Do the pictures of crying stock brokers happen today or later in the week?

this is gonna be fun

so NYSE opens when the chainlink meetup in durham starts? kek

this timeline man

is that a black person?

Some reading while you wait

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so what are you guys doing while you wait?
im trying to control the shaking of my hands

Prepare for the "half hour happening!"

crash se markets wis no survivers

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I have no idea what you guys are talking about; the opening's gonna be fine. A little drop, but nothing out of the ordinary.

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> Futures contracts for all three main Wall Street indexes hit a 5% daily down limit overnight.
Shits going down yo.

I know, I was just fucking around because investing.com's display reset pre-market.

Almost 30 minutes left

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80% on the sidelines, but why am i so stupid to be in cash and not puts wtf

is it a safe bet to short S&P 500? I mean after trading starts i assume that he falls even lower

How bad will it get?

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>most stocks are down by at least 10%
Get your pinkies ready.

Trading won't even start today. Markets will halt on open, brokers will be congested and the day will be over by 10 am with a 20% freefall.

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Crying today

Jumping off buildings in 2 weeks

Legit question. When is it a good time (if any) to invest back into oil?

it'll be refreshing to see some emotion, instead of the same worried-confused-shocked stock photo they've been reposting for a month now

Great dividend paying American blue chip companies are/will be at fire sale prices and you want to invest in this bullshit commodity? Top fucking kek. Look at the WTI chart over the years. You're never going to make it.

As soon as Saudi Arabia and Russia cut a deal it should go back up, but that could take months.

Poor person here. It's gonna be hilarious watching middle and upper middle class fags get knocked down to my level. Being poor isn't even that bad, no idea what they are so afraid of.
> Boo hoo I can't buy a new car
The organize, vote for socialists and take that shit

Uhh, faggot, you realize scales to poor people too right? You’re gonna to be considered literal dirt, kicked to the curb. Have fun being in a position that’s worse than poor

difference is that they're not dependent on their stock money. They still have their disposable income, stocks are just play money. People rarely cash out their stocks to go buy shit

Honestly, I plan on jumping in late Wednesday or early Thursday just to take advantage of the jump when Putin does inevitably cave, their market is being wrecked like anyone else's and they don't have shit as far as tools go to keep theirs going on bullshit. This is classic Putin trolling the world stage.

Nah I'm in the public sector. These people are like show dogs, they cant survive outside their safe environment. Best part is that they tend to vote so once the hunger sets in there will be a mob of new motivated voters demanding government services. We will get a new New Deal out of this.

This post is why you’re poor.

bernie is unironically going to get elected and help the poor.

Middle class and upper class cucks btfo

I’m suprised so many newfags underestimate the power of stimulus , 10% drops? LOL

What about their 401k and the jobs they work? The economy is held up by the stock market and credit markets. If those collapse they will be right alongside me.

HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

You won’t get SHIT out of this you actual retard

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Law of diminishing returns. Stimulus has no where near the effects it once did. To move the needle at all the USD would be destroyed.

ONE MINUTE BOYS
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one minute left
here it comes

the absolute state of poor fags.. shit trickles down, most people own stocks as a part of their pension plan, when stocks goes lower there pension savings actually decrease in value. Poorfags that don't have that much in savings to begin with are gonna get hurt the most (in relative terms), if you pension savings fall from 500K to 300K, you are still doing okay. but if you only have 100K to begin with and you now have 60K, that is a significant difference.

I have a bad feeling about today frens

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ONE MINUTE

And we’re fallllllling

OH NONONONO

30 seconds.

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IT BEGINS

HOLY FUCKKKK

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>market opens
>immediately is HALTED

Bros...

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Oh god no

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

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FATHER IN YOUR HANDS I COMMEND MY SPIRIT
FATHER IN YOUR HANDS

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hey bros, I’m in manufacturing, what’re my chances of losing my job

AHAHHA IT DROPPED 2K POINTS ON OPEN

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s&p is down 7%

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Guys I'm so... I'm so.. I'm so fucking glad I bought gold. I'm fucking BLOOMING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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feds are quaking with their little nuts right now

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WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

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just look at this sexxy dip

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More like dip-SHIT

REEEEEE WHY COULDN'T HE STOP THE CHINESE FROM EATING BATS AND THE SAUDIS TO STOP LOVING MONEY REEEEEE

WHO HERE BOUGHT THE DIP

COME OUT ALREADY

because he said it's just a flu so problem solved.

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DJI Chart's not moving, did they halt trading?

Yes they did

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yea lol, feds on damage control. It dipped almost 2k points and they immediately stopped it lmao.

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100%

TRADING IS HALTED UNTIL 9:49

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I dont understand. Should I buy stocks now or wait for them to fall more?
What should I buy?

I've never bought stocks and I have like 1000 usd to burn.