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Golden bullrun edition

Popular brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market terminology:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free charting tools:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
chartstar.com/ (incoming)

Stock/ETF screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
The Malazan series is excellent for trader.

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Other urls found in this thread:

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Fuck Thots

That's a man, baby.

here's the technical analysis for everyone who HODLed

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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FTSE -9% holy fug

>this image is real btw

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The gold and silver bugs who said to stock up on food and ammunition were right. Holy shit.

by the way, why do we have that nhentai link in the op?

BOOMER HOLOCAUST YES
ALL IN SQQQ
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD

The stonk market is big gay.

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To teach anons about inflation, can't you read?

I legitimately have not seen any tripfags for at least 12 hours; I think they all killed themselves

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filtered

Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

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>we're seeing no global coordination similar to what we saw in 2009

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youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

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OH FUCK

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holy fuck cnbc is retarded right now, they are acting like this is a big deal

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in italy we have 5 prisons rioting right now
not even memeing
it's the collapse of civilization

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@17657918
Damn it, I spoke too soon

>stocks are going down
>gold is going down
>crude is going down
>memecoins are going down
Time to invest in guns and ammo.

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>sources close to the matter
>anonymous sources say
>a source familiar with their thinking

We are literally witnessing history, gonna be fun shitposting with you guys until they take away internet and electricity

oh man, what a disaster. Guess Italy is doomed

>You will be able to buy Google stocks at 300$
>AMZN for 500$
Jesus Christ

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Fake

it's not that kinda inflation tho

nothing is going happen this is all just a market correction

buy the dip guy is on

I've lost about 600$ to slots and online gambline no lie

sono cazzi è tempo di comprare 20kg di pasta

WHAT THE FUCK IS LYWI.GR's NEW INSTA???

Guys... You told me to buy the dip... But thef dip keeps on dipping... Guys? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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fake, here is the real front page

...Jesus fucking Christ it is still bad

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I'm flattered.

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I have 250k to buy world etf (investment horizon 20-30y), when and how would you buy? This seems like a good time to do it.

post relaxing bear market music

youtube.com/watch?v=71_ZBu_qMNg

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>This seems like a good time
You wont make it

>This seems like a good time to do it

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This Mohamed guy on CNBC doesn't seem that bad at all

Hi biz
Im 38 yo, have no savings, no retirement, owe 86 k in debt, have a 450 credit rating and make about 18 k yearly.
How will any of this affect my life or can I just ignore all this as irrelevant? I dont know how money works and my main interest in life is just getting by. I just came here because the news is freaking out and I have no clue what's happening

Daily reminder to beat your women,they deserve it

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Coronavirus is the healthiest thing that happened to the global stock market in the last 4 years. We were long overdue. I'll be able to tell my nephews "Have you ever seen a fast-food chain stock with a p/e ratio of 80? I did! Before corona."

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youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

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lol its already down 27.6%, what could go wrong :D

what a qt

One thing for sure. You will loose less money than if you bought 2 weeks ago lol

youtube.com/watch?v=ACP-7VXE-u8

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AHHH I'M NOT BALSY ENOUGH TO TRY ANYTHING IN THIS MARKET I'VE ONLY EXPERIENCED 2 DAYS OF BULL MARKET BEFORE EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT I'M JUST A NOOB AAAAHHH

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Dow's going to drop below 20k at the end of all of this.

Try £6k in 11 days. 4 of them were green days too ;_;

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish I was as cute as burn thot.

Just think, you got to experience the last bull market ever
Something to tell the grandkids

Will Trump halt the market till the election?

>mfw the great happening is upon us and i'm still in my mid 20s

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

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Are you ready, bullniggers?

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Uhhh guys when is the bottom? You told me to buy the dip.. g-guys

So is anyone sharing any actually useful knowledge here, or is everyone just gonna post reaction pics all day like retards? Where do I go to figure out whether society is truly fucked or this is just another bump in the road similar to 2008 where things suck for awhile but then return to normal?

Think about what you just said user.

this is very bjg
no way China bails the US out again

How have you made it this far in life user? Why haven’t you either tried harder or totally given up?

To live in such low mediocrity is no life.

è la fine ragazzi

it's going to be 20x worse than 2008, even worse than 1929

Or will Trump halt the election till markets recover?

Based