Once bernie gets in student loans will be forgiven, I'm taking out $150k soon, it's free money.
Landon Torres
Am i fucked? >Work at store >Job pays pretty good >Work a lot though >Store is making an average of -1000 a week >CEO keeps on buying crazy amounts of stuff >He ask me why the store is doing so bad >I know it's because we are far to expensive >Made 60 bucks since i opened the store today 4 hours ago Will this crash fuck the store?
Josiah Walker
Hello everyone. I am here as a recovering bear. I'd like to introduce myself to the weekly meeting group. I thought dips stayed down and that there was something wrong with the system.
I have reformed.
I am here like all of you to become a better trader and that means becoming a golden bull. I'll only market buy stocks now and disable the sell button.
Well, according to media sources this whole oil sham is the idea of Igor Sechin trying to finally crush shale oil competition and get their market share back. I'm also looking here at GUSH and DRIP holdings and I see a lot more companies aside from CHK that are going to get rekt. I'm also looking at big guys like XOM or CVX who invested a lot into new wells development and who are not probably going to break even with the current prices. XOM right now has a negative FCF, and is trying to pay a dividend that is higher than its net profit (which is stupid). They have margin thin net margins, and are spending huge CAPEX into new fields saying that's their long term strategy. Darren Woods and his entire company strategy do not look sustainable in long term if Russia and Saudi Arabia go for a long market tag game.
i cant even sleep im so excited. wtf is going to happen? right now im hodling but tempted to just put market sell on all my poorfag holdings
Mason Foster
Hitler was the only time they were based, and even then Germanic autism was his undoing >Destoryed Rome >Weaken Iberia so hard Muslims almost were able to snatch the whole thing in a single war >Shattered Christanity >Created Communism >Invited more refugees >Germanic Autism in general >Are literally backstabbing greeks as we speak
Nolan Anderson
It appears my Asia, Europe, UK indices are broken. This can't be right.
Not while coronachan is dicking it and not while there's pending litigation
Landon Scott
edging my dick til 9:30
who wants to join
Landon Hill
also hedging isn't a meme, thank goodness I didn't sell my SQQQ when it was down last week after the pump now my normal stuff is going to be down but SQQQ shooting up will make my losses that easier to swallow
Jace Barnes
>wtf is going to happen capitulation today or tomorrow where entire fucking earth drops by -30%
>Destoryed Rome Rome was built by Germanic peoples. >Shattered Christanity That's a bad thing? >Created Communism Jews did that. >Invited more refugees Jews did that
Dominic Rivera
>destroyed Rome Maybe they shouldn't have kept fucking with German tribes then.
Someone please explain to me why oil getting cheaper ruins the market? Exxon will have slimmer profit margins, oh no!
But cheaper shipping for every other market
Oliver Adams
Legal challenge could be successful and drag things out and keep them in litigation limbo for ages. Doesn’t mean Amazon will get it, but it’s not exactly bullish for Microsoft.
see, it's a game and he lost, capital needs to go a worthy gladiator. Be that gladiator, fuck it
Carson Green
The whole ordeal seemed like a big bull trap back when SSE index dropped a shit ton and SPY didn't follow like it was nothing. Then SPY finally decided it was time to drop from ATH (google market cap/gdp ratio it was way overvalued), then some idiots (algos) decided to buy the dip since Joe Biden won Super Tuesday or what he thought was Thursday. The Saudis are not retarded to sell at a loss, they need oil at $40 at least for their budget to work normally, the price will come back to its median in mid-term. Meanwhile SPY will probably do what it did in September - December of 2018 and come back. Doesn't mean that you will not catch a falling knife if you buy right now though.
Luis Hill
4 hours and 17 minutes until the fall, lord take me
Because the banks loan people a bunch of money to do oil projects. And they always underestimate tail risk, aka prices oil are at now
so you see, lots of shit just breaks at low oil prices.
Dont imagine the economy makes sense, it literally doesn't. What you need to do. Is understand the errors in the market. LEverage them, and ignore the short term shit.
These short term plays are literal game where you have to reduce your IQ and ufkcing imagine being retarded to play. UIt's a fucking game of who can pretend to be retarded better at heart. short term.
Isaac Young
it's not everyday we can trade a 1929 style depression. enjoy it and live it fully in the present
Jose Harris
Biomemes are a billion times more risky You're a lunatic
Zachary Lopez
my bumhole is tingling like a mouthful of pop rocks i'm so excited
The way I know is a literal FUCKING ANCIENT GOD TOLD ME
Christopher Lopez
Yeah that's what you guys said last time too kek
Alexander Carter
I'm probably going to exit two position today on 100% profit, the key is to play small sums so you don't freak the fuck out when you get a 15% drop. What else is there to trade? I can't use options.
The barbarians WERE the Germans You people ruined the best period in human history just like you did in 1943
Tyler Cox
Yas Forums is right. It's the Jews.
t. Jew
Brayden Miller
Alfredo stain
Isaiah Adams
just do puts on the fucking market dude
Michael Campbell
Is that short financials? I like it but the big guys were already so heavily sold off that JPM and bac were starting to look almost tempting if the yield curve wasn’t worsening.
Hunter Wood
>that V recovery for DAX >lufthansa literally mooning lmao how is this even real?
Kayden Jenkins
i closed all my puts at open, time to get back in?
William Sanders
I can't fucking use options nigga. I'm europoor on a europoor broker.
Evan Diaz
>decadent oliveniggers >the best period in human history
>Oil crashing >airlines pumping I don't know user...
Kevin Nelson
Pop sales been dropping since the 70s and coke doesn’t do itself any favors by the way they actually run things on the ground. Coke is a losing bet on the long run, unironically coming from someone who worked for coke, Pepsi is a better buy, they’re bigger than coke ever thought it could get, junk food sales go up in hard times and Pepsi has its soft drink division it has its potato chip division (frito lay) and it’s food division, they have also made better bets as a whole into having winning products from the Starbucks drinks to Lipton drinks they got the number one selling pop (mountain dew) and people love that shit.
Although people will change their opinion on pop and consider it as you say an actual poison, if the American beverage association is smart enough to avoid regulatory oversight of their products you can invest in the stock of any KO or Pepsi and hope to make good money, if pop sales become regulated, then KO is a losing bet as opposed to Pepsi which is more diversified as a company.
Oh wise foreseers of the future, when will the market reach its lowest point? Are we at that stage already, or are their more losses to be had still? I want to buy the dippiest dip possibe
Matthew Cox
DUDE THE "CIRCUIT BREAKER" BROKE, THEY HALTED FUTURES TRADING
Austin Williams
If DAX resistance at 11000 holds then probably
Jordan Lewis
>Conflating General Indo-Aryan migration with Germanics WEEEEEEE
Luis Morales
So what are you buying once the discounts really start?
Also which assets are good to be in during this deleveraging??
Algorithmic trading. It's algo vs. algo at this point. Can you imagine that? Computers talking to one another with minimal human input and churning out some ridiculous trends that make no fundamental sense. The system is unironically rigged against you. We are living in clown world.
Does German superiority offend you somehow? >British royalty/nobility - German >French royalty/nobility - German >Russian royalty/nobility - German It is just the way of the world. Germanic (Aryan) peoples built civilization as we know it, and the German spirit freed us from the shackled of the Judeo-Mediterranean shackles of Catholicism. The world is also currently firm in the hands of the SS.
Ian Garcia
i hope so but probably not
Jose Cox
Aren't they just going to tank due to lowered oil prices?
Oliver Allen
2008 wasn't a 1929 depression because we were bailed out. banks "too big to fail" will fail this time. it's a society big reset.
Ayden Morales
Oh god the self hating jew trope You’ve been Stockholmed by pol and I’m loving it.
Jaxon Williams
Disney so I can make EU canon again.
Levi Bailey
this is the part where the smooth brains buy the "Cheapies" like they were conditioned to the pink wojaks come later
Austin Evans
so what happens. since I know the future
We hit about 4% futures before open
at around 30 minutes after open we rally 600 on the dow
At noon we are 300 positive on the dow
we close about 600 positive
This is not from reasoning this is not from any of that hsit
this is literally because this whole world and existence is a simulation game.
Levi Gutierrez
This doesn't make sense, who is pumping EU? >inb4 "the call that saved Europe"
Matthew Jenkins
God damn it. Yeah. Probably. It's going to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Screen cap this post.
der joos did it suggests the Germans were retards that were somehow simultaneously easily manipulated and controlled by a group of people that they have also always hated
How can you say "they tricked us like they always do" at what point is it your fault?
its literally a favor from a god to me. So when you see it green tomorrow. Just remember. It's all a fucking joke.
William King
>Being this proud you spearheaded the Enlightenment Germans just can't stop destroying things.
Jordan Brooks
>destroyed rome Rome destroyed itself, Germanic tribes just rocked up while they were killing eachother and finished the job
Nolan Robinson
yes but how can i get Jaina Solo clone waifu?
Evan Gutierrez
Boomers are shitting blood
Anthony Scott
>Ah, gold is a valuable comondity; I must now submit to my servile instincts, I totally did not have any plans for world relevance or anything
Andrew Thompson
SharePol is going all out tonight
Here’s your (you) bro Don’t spend it all in one place!
Gabriel Morris
fuck what do i do with my IRA account, should i convet it to cash asap
Adam Price
Fairly new to Yas Forums - are you guys mostly traders? If so, what sort of percentage returns would you typically expect across the year? For comparison, with my passive investing strategy I tend to get 7% annually.
James Lee
sold all my estx50 and dax puts on open too. probably buying back in later today
Jeremiah Hernandez
Also, we only went to the moon because of literal fucking Nazis. Enjoy your inferiority jew/mutt scum.
>the absolute destruction of the Judeo-Christian stranglehold on Europe >bad You would still be shoveling horse shit if it weren't for Germany. Now you can literally fly through the air like an eagle.
Bentley White
>our future in the next few years. Can't wait to fuck your wife/mom for a can of soup.
Watching this entire thing happen from the moment the coronavirus popped up in china a few months ago to the market cratering we are seeing was the final red pill. Everything is an illusion. No one has any control. The emperor doesn't wear any clothes. It's all a house of cards. Nothing matters. I'm not even trying to be edgy about it.
you do know it has more to do with the canaanite pantheon than nazis or antisemitism. have you read the old testament. Do you understand what going from a pantheon to monotheistic religion did?