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My cousin used student loans to buy stocks. Is he fucked?

SQQQ

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FUCKING

BIBLICAL

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Trump is unironicly finished

pray for the germans

lol

BLACK MONDAY 2 NWO BOOGALOO

WELCOME MOONING STOCKS, TO THIS MARKET WHERE FORTUNES ARE MADE

BUT WHY HAVE YOU COME AS A BULL

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hope he bought puts

Norway is kill

F

>pray for the germans
Fuck 'em

nah fuck Germans

Are dividends a meme for anyone other than millionaires or youtubers that make their living off of the market?

How much do you guys get, like 45 cents every 3 months?

>1bat

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pty

Limits are set to 300% profit. Is that too greedy or not greedy enough?

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Yikes

>tfw german
>tfw cashed out two weeks ago

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I make a couple thou yearly off dividends and don't focus on dividend stocks

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Once bernie gets in student loans will be forgiven, I'm taking out $150k soon, it's free money.

Am i fucked?
>Work at store
>Job pays pretty good
>Work a lot though
>Store is making an average of -1000 a week
>CEO keeps on buying crazy amounts of stuff
>He ask me why the store is doing so bad
>I know it's because we are far to expensive
>Made 60 bucks since i opened the store today 4 hours ago
Will this crash fuck the store?

Hello everyone. I am here as a recovering bear. I'd like to introduce myself to the weekly meeting group. I thought dips stayed down and that there was something wrong with the system.

I have reformed.

I am here like all of you to become a better trader and that means becoming a golden bull. I'll only market buy stocks now and disable the sell button.

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Well, according to media sources this whole oil sham is the idea of Igor Sechin trying to finally crush shale oil competition and get their market share back. I'm also looking here at GUSH and DRIP holdings and I see a lot more companies aside from CHK that are going to get rekt.
I'm also looking at big guys like XOM or CVX who invested a lot into new wells development and who are not probably going to break even with the current prices. XOM right now has a negative FCF, and is trying to pay a dividend that is higher than its net profit (which is stupid). They have margin thin net margins, and are spending huge CAPEX into new fields saying that's their long term strategy. Darren Woods and his entire company strategy do not look sustainable in long term if Russia and Saudi Arabia go for a long market tag game.

Google it dork go look at dividend paying stocks

Is now a good time to buy MSFT and KO?

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THE DAY OF THE BEAR

Well bros today looks like it's going to be one for the history books
I am glad that I am here with you anons
Even the Jewish ones

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I'd wait for another week or two.

yeah, sounds like it's fucked.

So after this half a day, do I buy or sell OIL?

i cant even sleep im so excited. wtf is going to happen? right now im hodling but tempted to just put market sell on all my poorfag holdings

Hitler was the only time they were based, and even then Germanic autism was his undoing
>Destoryed Rome
>Weaken Iberia so hard Muslims almost were able to snatch the whole thing in a single war
>Shattered Christanity
>Created Communism
>Invited more refugees
>Germanic Autism in general
>Are literally backstabbing greeks as we speak

It appears my Asia, Europe, UK indices are broken. This can't be right.

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thanks goyim

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Not while coronachan is dicking it and not while there's pending litigation

edging my dick til 9:30

who wants to join

also hedging isn't a meme, thank goodness I didn't sell my SQQQ when it was down last week after the pump
now my normal stuff is going to be down but SQQQ shooting up will make my losses that easier to swallow

>wtf is going to happen
capitulation today or tomorrow where entire fucking earth drops by -30%

UK 10 year at 0.125%

marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmbmkgb-10y?countrycode=bx

>italian stock market down 2100

Pasta la vista.

>350% up on Deutsche Bank puts
Wish I bought more

>Destoryed Rome
Rome was built by Germanic peoples.
>Shattered Christanity
That's a bad thing?
>Created Communism
Jews did that.
>Invited more refugees
Jews did that

>destroyed Rome
Maybe they shouldn't have kept fucking with German tribes then.

Happy Black Monday everyone!

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After the big society reset where boomers and fat fucks die, drinking soda, a literal poison, will be seen as degenerate and frown upon.

LITERAL WALL OF RED

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Guys whats the best music

fuck posts. Just post some kiler jams

like poost ur obscure shit manghe

I wann hear some awesome tunes.

Also, the store is doing so bad that i am shitposting rightnow with the work computer.

Shiet I guess i'll keep playing with biomemes

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Someone please explain to me why oil getting cheaper ruins the market? Exxon will have slimmer profit margins, oh no!

But cheaper shipping for every other market

Legal challenge could be successful and drag things out and keep them in litigation limbo for ages.
Doesn’t mean Amazon will get it, but it’s not exactly bullish for Microsoft.

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based due

fuck it, its hist shit man

dont get atached

FUCK EM

see, it's a game and he lost, capital needs to go a worthy gladiator. Be that gladiator, fuck it

The whole ordeal seemed like a big bull trap back when SSE index dropped a shit ton and SPY didn't follow like it was nothing. Then SPY finally decided it was time to drop from ATH (google market cap/gdp ratio it was way overvalued), then some idiots (algos) decided to buy the dip since Joe Biden won Super Tuesday or what he thought was Thursday.
The Saudis are not retarded to sell at a loss, they need oil at $40 at least for their budget to work normally, the price will come back to its median in mid-term. Meanwhile SPY will probably do what it did in September - December of 2018 and come back. Doesn't mean that you will not catch a falling knife if you buy right now though.

4 hours and 17 minutes until the fall, lord take me

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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I was shorting all last week losing money, 5k to be exact. As soon as I withdraw funds everything fucking tanks.

Fuck this gay earth

>INVESTING.COM DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE

nice timing

Kek'd

you mean no profit

>WE WUZ ROMANZ
>WE WUZ STRONG
Literal niggers; The oblivion of civilization, fuck G*rmans

Based. I saw you post bullishly recently and almost called you out for it

youtube.com/watch?v=jZ3FuwORkwA

Because the banks loan people a bunch of money to do oil projects. And they always underestimate tail risk, aka prices oil are at now

so you see, lots of shit just breaks at low oil prices.

Dont imagine the economy makes sense, it literally doesn't. What you need to do. Is understand the errors in the market. LEverage them, and ignore the short term shit.

These short term plays are literal game where you have to reduce your IQ and ufkcing imagine being retarded to play. UIt's a fucking game of who can pretend to be retarded better at heart. short term.

it's not everyday we can trade a 1929 style depression. enjoy it and live it fully in the present

Biomemes are a billion times more risky
You're a lunatic

my bumhole is tingling like a mouthful of pop rocks i'm so excited

mamMa miaa

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>Rome was built by Germanic peoples.

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man I got

TZA SQQ grips

I got a strategy fo reverything

I'm still net long but the reasoning is better than you can imagine.

imagine the face of r/investing

I was watching this on TDA's Trader TV stream. Kek.

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trading is suspended.

Just bought more Royal Dutch Shell at €15.37

Let's hope they don't actually go bust over this

It's true. So were the Greek states. Neither population was indigenous to the area.

for how long are s&p futures stopped?

pretty comfy
no stupid ass leverage
no margin call and you can just fucking log out and go do other shit for 4 months

This will become a more very likely option.

Put $10,000 on Bernie now and you will retire in December.

The excuses this guy comes up with to defend a cultural wasteland that has contributed nothing to humanity in the past 100 years...

Yeah bud, I’m sure they would’ve been real chads “if only”

100+ years of being a loser is hard to overlook

We just had one in 2008

HOLY SHIT

but I did buy future call today kek, on ESH20. sorry bears.

German we wuzzing lmao

DAX and FTSE pumping lads

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to the /pol you must go

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>This recovery

What are the odds the dax ends up for the day?

Is it a good idea buying some SPX calls?

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it hasn't started yet

I told u all

it's green tomororw.

The way I know is a literal FUCKING ANCIENT GOD TOLD ME

Yeah that's what you guys said last time too kek

I'm probably going to exit two position today on 100% profit, the key is to play small sums so you don't freak the fuck out when you get a 15% drop.
What else is there to trade? I can't use options.

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The barbarians WERE the Germans
You people ruined the best period in human history just like you did in 1943

Yas Forums is right. It's the Jews.

t. Jew

Alfredo stain

just do puts on the fucking market dude

Is that short financials?
I like it but the big guys were already so heavily sold off that JPM and bac were starting to look almost tempting if the yield curve wasn’t worsening.

>that V recovery for DAX
>lufthansa literally mooning
lmao how is this even real?

i closed all my puts at open, time to get back in?

I can't fucking use options nigga. I'm europoor on a europoor broker.

>decadent oliveniggers
>the best period in human history

Will it drop below 20% Yas Forums?

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>Oil crashing
>airlines pumping
I don't know user...

Pop sales been dropping since the 70s and coke doesn’t do itself any favors by the way they actually run things on the ground. Coke is a losing bet on the long run, unironically coming from someone who worked for coke, Pepsi is a better buy, they’re bigger than coke ever thought it could get, junk food sales go up in hard times and Pepsi has its soft drink division it has its potato chip division (frito lay) and it’s food division, they have also made better bets as a whole into having winning products from the Starbucks drinks to Lipton drinks they got the number one selling pop (mountain dew) and people love that shit.

Although people will change their opinion on pop and consider it as you say an actual poison, if the American beverage association is smart enough to avoid regulatory oversight of their products you can invest in the stock of any KO or Pepsi and hope to make good money, if pop sales become regulated, then KO is a losing bet as opposed to Pepsi which is more diversified as a company.

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Oh wise foreseers of the future, when will the market reach its lowest point? Are we at that stage already, or are their more losses to be had still? I want to buy the dippiest dip possibe

DUDE THE "CIRCUIT BREAKER" BROKE, THEY HALTED FUTURES TRADING

If DAX resistance at 11000 holds then probably

>Conflating General Indo-Aryan migration with Germanics
WEEEEEEE

So what are you buying once the discounts really start?

Also which assets are good to be in during this deleveraging??

wha?

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running again

TZa is a 3x bear small cap

Algorithmic trading. It's algo vs. algo at this point. Can you imagine that? Computers talking to one another with minimal human input and churning out some ridiculous trends that make no fundamental sense. The system is unironically rigged against you. We are living in clown world.

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Does German superiority offend you somehow?
>British royalty/nobility - German
>French royalty/nobility - German
>Russian royalty/nobility - German
It is just the way of the world. Germanic (Aryan) peoples built civilization as we know it, and the German spirit freed us from the shackled of the Judeo-Mediterranean shackles of Catholicism. The world is also currently firm in the hands of the SS.

i hope so but probably not

Aren't they just going to tank due to lowered oil prices?

2008 wasn't a 1929 depression because we were bailed out. banks "too big to fail" will fail this time. it's a society big reset.

Oh god the self hating jew trope
You’ve been Stockholmed by pol and I’m loving it.

Disney so I can make EU canon again.

this is the part where the smooth brains buy the "Cheapies" like they were conditioned to
the pink wojaks come later

so what happens. since I know the future

We hit about 4% futures before open

at around 30 minutes after open we rally 600 on the dow

At noon we are 300 positive on the dow

we close about 600 positive

This is not from reasoning
this is not from any of that hsit

this is literally because this whole world and existence is a simulation game.

This doesn't make sense, who is pumping EU?
>inb4 "the call that saved Europe"

God damn it. Yeah. Probably. It's going to become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Screen cap this post.

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der joos did it suggests the Germans were retards that were somehow simultaneously easily manipulated and controlled by a group of people that they have also always hated

How can you say "they tricked us like they always do" at what point is it your fault?

Turks

you drank to much kool aid boy

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oh yeah

for anyone wondering why it rallies

like big reasons

its literally a favor from a god to me. So when you see it green tomorrow. Just remember. It's all a fucking joke.

>Being this proud you spearheaded the Enlightenment
Germans just can't stop destroying things.

>destroyed rome
Rome destroyed itself, Germanic tribes just rocked up while they were killing eachother and finished the job

yes but how can i get Jaina Solo clone waifu?

Boomers are shitting blood

>Ah, gold is a valuable comondity; I must now submit to my servile instincts, I totally did not have any plans for world relevance or anything

SharePol is going all out tonight

Here’s your (you) bro
Don’t spend it all in one place!

fuck what do i do with my IRA account, should i convet it to cash asap

Fairly new to Yas Forums - are you guys mostly traders? If so, what sort of percentage returns would you typically expect across the year? For comparison, with my passive investing strategy I tend to get 7% annually.

sold all my estx50 and dax puts on open too. probably buying back in later today

Also, we only went to the moon because of literal fucking Nazis. Enjoy your inferiority jew/mutt scum.

>the absolute destruction of the Judeo-Christian stranglehold on Europe
>bad
You would still be shoveling horse shit if it weren't for Germany. Now you can literally fly through the air like an eagle.

>our future in the next few years. Can't wait to fuck your wife/mom for a can of soup.

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Watching this entire thing happen from the moment the coronavirus popped up in china a few months ago to the market cratering we are seeing was the final red pill. Everything is an illusion. No one has any control. The emperor doesn't wear any clothes. It's all a house of cards. Nothing matters. I'm not even trying to be edgy about it.

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yes.

The stock market is big gay.
I wanted to see those circuit breakers get smashed.
Why do I see a recovery?

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you do know it has more to do with the canaanite pantheon than nazis or antisemitism. have you read the old testament. Do you understand what going from a pantheon to monotheistic religion did?