I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

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>australia wakes up

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what the fuck cunt it’s almost 6pm

what do you mean? i didn't notice anything

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>Stock futures halted
>oil crashed 26%
>10 year bonds at .5%
>normies realizing the digital gold meme is retarded and the last place anyone gonna put their money during an economic crash is a speculative asset like crypto
>boomer shiny rocks holding up ok for now

Good morning ;)

You know what happened, user. Corona chan happened. Or were you asleep since January? Or worse, did you think it was a nothingburger and "just a flu bro"? Kek

do you need a trip? faggot.

OYAHO GAZAIMASU!!!!!!!

>euros are waking up

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Dutch exchange opening in 16 minutes and my heart rate is already at around 110

>coronavirus puts you in a coma
>wake up
>world is FUCKED

European markets all off 9 % gonna be total carnage on US markets.

I've never understood why Australia has their stock market open overnight. Can't be very family-friendly for the traders

>15 minutes until DAX
Fuck no.

just woke up
now transferring everything to market dump

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no my europleb friends
You guys go down first
You are the weakests links
Enjoy it you smug bastards

-8% is my conservative estimate for DAX today.

Shit gapped down 9%. FACK.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED YOU FUCKIN CUNTS?!!! IM FUCKING RUINNEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Everything's fine nothing to worry about go back to work.

Holy fuuuuuuuuck. Everything down 7-11% at opening in Amsterdam

>Bought a bunch of VAS and MQG last Friday thinking I was a smart ass for buying the dip
>This happens

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>people here actually thought they could out jew the jews

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Is this the beginning?

ITS HAPPENING

tradinghours.com/exchanges/nyse/trading-hours

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YOU DONT GET NOTHIN GOYIM

We told you no brained niggers not to buy the dip.

Should've bought a gun instead and prepared accordingly for the real world version of the Age of Strife.

DON'T STOP ME NOW
I'M GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
I'M HAVIN A BALL

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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That's a nice short you got there kid.
Would be a shame if someone..

>I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
OPEC deal failed, oil flopped hard.
Welcome to new depression.

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Why is my GLPG crashing? They have 5 billion in cash, no drug sales and even have a lung fibrosis drug lmao

Its for china?

youtu.be/Yu6--WBPBHo?t=61

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AAahahahahahahahaa

AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Is it odd that I’m masturbating furiously to all this?

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I can never tell if it's actually happening or if its just the happening-fags blowing shit out of proportion for fun, like they do.

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are you blind or stupid?

I don't know, do you hold LINK?

That's stress masturbation and it's 100% normal

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I hodl

besides can't actually access my funds until retirment

It's ogre.

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so far i havent seen anything anywhere near 2008 levels

Russia down 21%

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thank you corona chan

Missile strikes on Riyadh soon

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I can't believe we're getting fucked by bat soup

lol and here, only came for AAAAAAHHHHH posting

AAAAAAAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAA OH GOOOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

>Missile strikes on Riyadh soon
Can we add Tel Aviv?
World would be a better place w/o the Saudi-Zionist-Mischpoche.

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>I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
Stock market turned into a garage sale.

CAN'T WAKE UP

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This

primed for lift off thats what

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why are you guys so mad? Next year and the coming 6-10 are going to have massive upside and cheap opportunities

>I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Good morning user. I cashed out my crypto on the weekend.
Not sure how to handle my stonkz.
But I have a job for now so just holding on by a thread.
>if I get corona I will die

pretty sad if you gambled on your pension, it's you last year before retirement.

*sigh* somehow palpatine returned

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Saudis crashed the market with no survivors.

unironically this is bad

Plus token creators marketsold 118 million worth of BTC

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING SPERG. AUSTRALIA IS THE SUNBURNT COUNTRY WHERE THE SUN NEVER FUCKING EVER GOES AWAY.

checked and kek'd

Just people selling into BDK exchange gains. don't worry.