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Bros

reminder for SPY and SPX puts

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*puff the magic dragon

First for market open will be homoseks nd much disapoint

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Are we there yet?
What countries are?

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>/ES: 2819
lol, still only 2819.
How many days has it been stuck at 2819? Four days? Five days?

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what are your calls for next week

Selling my SPY puts on open and going balls deep on DIS puts.

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I only ever informed myself abou ETF and conservative dividend growth stocks. Now a crash is happening and I suffer massive FOMO because I know nothing about oprion trading.

Just buy something that's a month out from expiration with a mark 20% lower than the trading price.

based coronaposter

coof coof

>DAX futures down -6.6%
jesus christ
and FTSE about to break 6k lmao

>DJIA is at circuit breakers
>FTSE 100 is back over a 7% drop

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good lord, France hardest raped of all

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Thank God I didnt fall into the boomercoin "Stocks" meme

Well futures are dead so time for a little sleep

Only 6 more hours until I can get that bread

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Here's an audio clip from CME pit back when flash crash happened, I predict today's going to be similar

TL;DR: STRAP IN AD HAVE FUN ANONS, EVERY CRISIS IS A POSSIBILITY

ttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

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Where the chad play. I had been shilling them for two weeks
I will wake up Green tomorrow. And I am still up 8% this quarter

I can't sleep.

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i want to throw up

5200 contracts sitting on the e-mini S&P 500 Ask right now. Notional value: 780 million dollars. And we are limit down. Are we not entertained?

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I AM FUCKING ENTERTAINED

first German dies of coronavirus, DAX to follow

what mean?

I am fucking myself over by not finishing a paper due tomorrow afternoon because I am so entertained by this carnage

also jesus christ, CAC 40 gonna hit -8% soon

should i just set market sell orders right now or hope theres a bounceback after the morning crash and sell then

pic very much related

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how is this fucking fair? they are going to delay your SPX and VIX options??? this shit is so rigged

WELL, YOU CAN STILL WATCH THE CARNAGE /LIVE/ VIA 30Y TREASURIES

>all us indices have hit circuit breakers
>30Y treasuries just hit a new world record a few minutes ago
This is fantastic. It's like circumventing the parental blocks that schools set-up on their WiFi and getting access to unfiltered fucking internet porn, except it's the fucking US stock market

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Down 1500+ at the opening bell.

It's called preventing a total fucking meltdown, kid.

I TOOK MY EYES OFF FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE.
ONE.
FUCKING.
MINUTE.

HOLY SHIT.

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I don't see much meltdown prevention at the moment

imagine being down 8% in futures, like that'd ever happen lmao

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Means there is almost a billion dollars (and climbing) worth of selling pressure on the S&P 500 right now in the futures market that is stuck cuz the exchange won't allow anymore selling below the current price. This does not include the micros or the other indexes. When thst restriction is lifted at 9:30 AM eastern time all hell breaks loose. In short it's ogre

YUROP CRASHING HARD AHEAD OF OPEN

IT'S THE BIG ONE

lmao shit's fucked

3000+ at the open, futures trading has been halted when futures got to 2500.

do other indexes even have circuit breakers or is it US only?
DAX literally not stopping

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>Over 16 million people under quarantine in Italy
>Oil prices dropping like a bowling ball out of world trade center 1.
Today is the day lads!

>-8.3%
floor? what floor?

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Should have allocated more than 50% into bonds

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I don't want to get into stock options because they scare me and seem risky and intimidating.

Am I a dumbass who is missing out, or is just buying and selling stock normally totally fine?

Broskis?

How much will these be worth /smg/?

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Good stay out of my market. I don't need any more irresponsible traders screwing things up more than they already have.

FUCKING

BIBLICAL

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Probably.

Seigneur sauve-nous

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>-8.7%

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Can somebody redpill me on forex?

>-9.15%
jesus christ, I don't even have time to react before it keeps falling

EZ money

investing.com/rates-bonds/u.s.-10-year-bond-yield

Almost -50%.

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Most people are going to jump from windows by tomorrow right?
This is probably way worser in a different way than 1929.

People seem to be confused. There is a limit to selling. Everyone and there mother is going to want to short and buy put options, but they can't. Isn't enough to go around. Market can only drop so far.

politics rules over all, even fundamentals and the various monetary theories

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LITERAL FUCKING FREE FALL.

SLEEPY ASS 30Y T-BILLS JUST POPPED ANOTHER 1% LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.

I'm going to fucking cry if I don't see those circuit breakers get fucking smashed at market open.

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>-9.3%
YAMERO

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>Am I a dumbass who is missing out, or is just buying and selling stock normally totally fine?

You can "bet" on whether stocks will go up or down without buying options, just buy the inverse ETFs
Then there are leveraged inverse ETFs
Just like options though they can still fuck you, I am still sitting on some SQQQ I'm hoping will moon on Monday so I can finally take profits

What happens when it becomes negative?

The intended purpose of options is to reduce risk it's only wsb zoomers who have popularized literal gambling via options lately. You have plenty of time to ease yourself into it so trade stocks for now and read up to learn how to use options for hedging when you're ready

JESUS CHRIST GERMANY IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

holding
>60% UPRO [3x S&P]
>40% TMF [3x long Treasuries]

i have no reaction picture for this

the best part is stocks are about 3x higher than there were here.

how is it worse

I feel for people who held over the weekend and bet on a pump come Monday thinking it was going to be like last Friday-Monday pump. There will be a lot of bodies dropping out of skyscraper windows

will they be forced to halt trading?

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people lose more money

worst case scenario it keeps plummeting and the petrodollar completely collapses

Fuck the circuit breakers getting smashed.
Look out for falling boomers.

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>-10% in FUTURES
we're doomed, unironically
I can't even keep up

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I'm doing an opk to $3 call. They announced testing kits for corona this weekend theres no reason this shit cant go to $4 this week

Dax futures -9%
It will open into instant circuit breakers

fuck lads how am I supposed to go to sleep

t. American

You ever buy SOXS or just still holding SOXL? I know you got it cheap so no disrespect if that is the case.

Ill buy tommrow, and if you have a problem with that the unfriend button is right there

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Jeez. This is full scale panic. I never thought I'd see it happen after 2008. Unbelievable. We're witnessing history. This day will be in textbooks

VIX FUTURES GOING FUCKING WILD
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS

Omg wtf is going on.... is it ACTUALLY over

How the hell is Italy only down 3 1/2%

This week marks the beginning of the rest of my life fellow anons. We're all going to make it.

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holy shit

europe in freefall kek

Not true. You have no clue how bonds work. The yield is going down because the treasury market is getting bought like no other.
price of bonds goes up = doc yields down
You are trading growth / equity for a lower % yield.

ACTUALLY BLACK MONDAY INCOMING

AGAIN

vix above 50
closer to 51 LMAO
just think, the japanese had it easy

This is fucking amazing. History being made and we are shitposting right through it.

youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ_iKBcoo&t=1062s

so... recession cause chinks ate bats/bioweapon?

we flew too close to the sun, brothers
time to fall