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it's fucking over
nasdaq.com/articles/stock-futures-fell-fast-enough-to-trigger-a-halt-2020-03-08

who here ez money?

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FIRST FOR FUCK TRIPFAGS

I HAVE WORK TOMORROW AND I CAN'T SLEEP. IT'S ALREADY 1 AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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how can one with no investments yet profit from this?

Imagine believing that a pandemic is good for the economy and stocks

Save your money until April and start averaging in

Anyone else have opk calls?

Same, hopefully Mr. Noseberg doesn't ask me to do anything challenging

>bulls considering suicide
>bears enjoying every moment of it
what will the world look like in 5 years?

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>BUY GUNS BULLETS AND WATER

buying food, water, guns, ammuntion, gold, silver, iodine and toilet paper in that order.

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>I bought SSO and DBPG. Wut do?
The present meltdown is over a virus. A pretty nasty one admittedly but still, a virus. Zoom out to 2008. The entire economy in complete meltdown, huge investment banks Bear Sterns and Lehman obliterated. Families losing their homes, unemployment skyrocketing, a bearmarket that lasted years. And yet SSO and DBPG came through and best the market by 2x rewarding its holders. It did it then and it'll do it now. You don't even need to have faith, just zoom out, look at the chart, compare the circumstances and relax. If things get significantly "worse", see it for the gift it is and buy more. Imagine if you had bought DBPG at the bottom of the Great Financial Crisis. You would be rich as fuck right now. Maybe this is our do-over. If you sell or quit buying you will regret. That much I know for sure.

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If you don't have an account with a broker yet, that's the first step. In this crisis, it will take about 3 days before you get to start playing.

will gold go up at least, or will it be like the corona crash a week ago where everyting went down

what are some good related books. Not looking for "get rich quick" or "investment strategy" but more like stories and history stuff.

especially about economics before 1900

APRIL'S GOING TO BE TOO LATE

YOU JUST WANT THE GOOD STOCK FOR YOURSELF

baste

Impossible to say
Even after 9/11 anyone know how long the spike lasted?

I'm temporarily unemeployed and have loaded up on coffee. Will be staying up all night and into the morning to watch it all burn.

keep saving til summer and put it into any brand thats gotten BTFO by then

Disney, Any Airline, Sport/Entertainment stock, and short the shit out of any phama company thats gained 200+ % in the hysteria

Thanks. I wont sell but will quit buying. At least until we drop another 5-10%

Mein Kampf

youtube.com/watch?v=yTPHPL4j-Hw&list=PLu7X6TYzMkTHP0tds-SA_3J3pUYGEZYmY

This is one of the GOATs if you haven't read it yet.

Fair enough

Ill bend you over let me know when

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i have a robinhood account set up, but i guess that doesnt mean much as if things get crazy they wont allow you to sell or buy anyways

Every leg down in the deflation of this massive bubble is like a sigh of relief.

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Sudden spikes in volatility = institutional funds have to sell something to maintain their margins and remain solvent. That's what happened 2 weeks ago and it looks like it will happen now.

My maple bucks are going to lose so much value due to the oil drop. It's going to fuck up my commissioning of hentai.

Imagine carrying confirmation bias across from irrational stocks to the cold hard reality of social unrest and negative trade impacts to 90% of all businesses in the world.

"Hurr, just look at the charts" yeah alright, go back to the great depression and multiply by the Spanish flu. If you have just the right amount of unhealthy trading tunnel vision you might be able to make out a trend you can lose all your money on.

I just received my first credit card yesterday. What should I do with it?

Oof. INO to go up another 45%.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad are you personally expecting it to be when the markets open and why?

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You're assuming this doesn't pop then pension bubble or have any other knock-on effects in distressed debt. If BBBs start getting downgraded because of lack of consume demand over the virus, things can spiral out of control very quickly. The Fed has to go full, all out print mode to keep ahead of the repocalyspe.

BrightGene has crashed in Shanghai. I don't think $GILD will make it, bros. Similar pharmaceuticals stocks down in Japan. I don't think I'm going to make it. Fuck.

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Use it for everyday purchases for 2% cash back and pay the full balance every month.

Spend around 30% of your line per month and always pay it off.

This bad

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Buy whores and cocaine

5
Daddy Fed will either cut rates or start pumping the shit out of things

Max it out with a cash advance & put it all on spy

thank you for your reply brother.

max it out and only pay off the minimums

Thanks to the person who said I would be glad I sold all my ETSY and went all cash.

Have one of my favorite pics.

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Don't use Robinhood. It's run by exit scamming pajeets. Use TDA, Fidelity or Schwab. None of them charge commission fees anymore.

If you had asked the same question about oil before the weekend and someone said a "10", they'd still be wrong because what's happening right now is somewhere around a 20. It's unprecedented. No one knows what the fuck is going to happen.

stop listening to "just a flu bro" retards
there is a bubble so fragile that a flu will pop it
that's what you're up against. it's not the virus, this entire market is a mass delusion

I need some actual advice.

I bought SPY puts on Friday right before close. Is there any way to gauge how much these will be worth at open? I want to set a limit sell before going to sleep because I think SPY will have a bump up at some point on Monday, but I'm not sure where to put it right now.

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Bloodbath with breakers being hit on all indexes

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Suddenly feeling pretty bad about going all in on gold miners

the interface is so comfy tho

I have three oil companies in my portfolio, so the damage is probably already done.

Some stocks on the ASX went down 30% today. I'd imagine most of your stocks are gunna be hit 15-20+%

>I bought SPY puts on Friday
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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So if this actually carries on through the whole week and maybe even next week, I wouldn't be surprised if we get new regulations on derivatives trading. Who knows, maybe it's just today right guys? Maybe the 10Y won't go below 0.4%? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Can someone give me some of those Kino stock/trading/finance/economic YouTubes
maybe about 2008?

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it cant actually be this easy can it?

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I made a 2k put on airlines
Am I going to lose money because of low oil prices or make money off of black Monday? Please I can’t sleep

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Any idea where to short fucking stocks for non USA citizen? Any decent broker? ._.

2008-2009 crisis did not include refugee crisis. look up what's going on at Greek-Turk border. yuropeons are absolutely sick of immigrants, and so are americunts and aussies. it's fucking habbening. this whole virus shit is habbening because there's too many chinks everywhere.

Both will be happening by the end of the week.

Fed has been pumping via the repo market for months now. I suspect a 75bps drop this week. It will STILL be a hellion of a week. Average people are scared and are cancelling most of everything until this blows over. This is causing a feedback loop of pessimism

Never listen to anyone who uses the phrase "average in." Those people do not understand stocks. Save your money until the bleeding stops. Dont go in at the first sign of increase. Its better to belate and leave some earnings on the table than to be early and be completely fucking wrong. Look for quality businesses that were affected by the crash but are still good businesses and put as much money as you can afford into those stocka. You could be setting yourself up for life

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>PRETTY COLORS EASY TO USE NO EFFORT FOR ME GRUG ZOOMER BRAIN

You're never going to make it lad.

Marry me, you’ll get citizenship.

Its not worth it. If you're not a complete retard you can learn how to use any UI.

>it is that easy

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Never been a better time to get into SCI. Just sayin

I expect heavy support at 2750, but if momentum is high enough, it might just power through. We'll see.

honestly probably gonna make money as absolutely everyone is more just going to be reacting to the whole market tanking from various sources.
they'll dump absolutely anything with even the smallest exposure to coronachan, including airlines, and anything with a red candle on it, including airlines.
you'll be fine.

The 10Y and 30Y are the craziest fucking things I have seen in 10+ years of investing.

>DAX Futures pushing 10k

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Have you seen the charts and options interface on both the schwab site and mobile app?

I don't know much about index funds, are they really that difference? I have some in SPY and some in VOO. I want to ask for recommendations but I don't know if it matters.

In Australia, all diagnostics and respiratory care stocks rose. I hope this is good news for $GILD.

The patrician choice is TD Ameritrade lad. You should make the switch.

SHOULD I BUY 3X BEAR ETFs TOMORROW IN PREMARKET?

TELL ME YES OR NO.

I WANT TO MAKE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY TOMORROW.

DO
I
BUY
3X
BEAR
MARKET
ETFS?

>10+ years of investing
oh so you've only been investing in the longest and biggest bull run in history? thank you for exposing yourself so fully

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We are going to AT LEAST 2700

Guys, check vixcentral
We're going up

what would be normal, healthy 10Y, 20Y and 30Y yields?

I may open it tomorrow. But I don’t live the TOS app. Should probs check out Etrade too.

Don't blame me fren. I'm still mostly in stocks, I was just trying to hedge my investments

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>actually going for 50
incredible, yesterday that was but a theoretical

thank you for your wisdom

Be very, very careful with your money anons.

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Dow to 24000

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So, rate cut this week you think? Maybe a good time to refinance my student loans again?

you are like little babby

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Hold em. This market is dropping and dripping fast over the next month

A million times no. We haven't even hit the bottom yet.

Do you have a link to this piece?

yes but be prepared to hold them through a bounce before we drill

>all we had to do was draw a line

Alright that makes sense.
Thanks, good night user.

nice pic I like it

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I ez money, but GME is probably fucked now, they were lottos anyways

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VIX could easily hit 60 this week. It's touched 50 a few times after 2009. We're going to start hearing stories of people getting liquidated for billions and getting dragged out of trading pits. Maybe I'm wrong though and things go back to normal :)

Help be brainstorm anons. What events could be the bottom? The bottom will occur long before the virus has run its course and probably before the virus reaches its peak.

Some events that I think might bring about a bottom:
>cancellation of the olympics
>737 max fix rejected
>trump gets coronavirus
>closure of disneyland parks

What you're saying is orthogonal to what I wrote. I'm saying the price will in the future be higher than it is today so buy DBPG or SSO and ride the gains. Doesn't matter if Coronavirus is worse than the Great Depression it still won't last forever. I don't think it will be anywhere near that bad but if it is there's still not a good reason to just throw your hands up. You seem to think this is the end of financial history. It isn't.
And if they do? Do the best you can cuz if everything goes completely to hell it won't matter anyway.
If things are that bad then eventually they should get better right? Better to be in position during the bad times so you can best take advantage of the good times.

The bottom line is this. In the long term the market will be higher than it is right now. In the short/medium term the price will go up and down. When it's down, buy more. This has worked for 200 years and if it stops working now there isn't a damn thing you can do about it anyway so you might as well at least try to make something out of present circumstances.

This is going to erase all of the gains made in the last 4 years. The same gains that Trump credits himself with creating. Trumps legacy is literally being erased.

world war 3, the middle east, europe, and USA vs China and russia

Give me a QRD on SPY. I know fuckall about stocks

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