/smg/ - Stock Market General

It all returns to nothing.
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Popular brokers:
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Stock market terminology:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free charting tools:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
chartstar.com/ (incoming)

Stock/ETF screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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>down 40k
>So dead inside I literally don't give a fuck

First for eat my ass

nth for bulls absolutely and unequivocally BTFO

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I WIST
THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Any ideas how much I’ll make!?

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How long can I use 1 N95 mask?

>he thinks he's a "trader"
>he "trades" on a phone app
Oh dear.

How do I profit from the world crumbling on market open

>WORK FOR CREDIT SUISSE
>WORK IN TOP DAY CLEARING IN THE MORNING

GOOD NIGHT ANONS

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IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

There's 4 fucking /smg/ in a row on the fucking frontpage.
What the fuck is wrong with you retards?

it should be in the manual
but if you only have one (1) mask, you're just going to have to use it until you die or buy more

God damn i'm pissed at myself for selling this shit

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Is Eric Trump... /our guy/?

Save me fren.
Should I be buying DB or CS puts?

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-4.83

IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOWN

/smg/ is basically Yas Forums now.
And Yas Forums is reddit.
Just look at all the newfags giving OP a hard time.

Sry I have autismo

>Buying Trump's bags
lol

is Eric Trump LCIguy?

Our time has COME fellow zoomers. The happening to end all happenings. Mass political upheaval started by the market tanking and mass boomer death.

Here comes Monday...

youtu.be/FdU8oqCbvzo

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My old relatives have 10+ and I’m considering wearing one to school so I don’t get it and give it to them.

But that guy was already coughing behind me in class last week...

Should I make a fake twitter and publicly urge my school to close?

single use.

Is this good for bulls?

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Reminder that fiat is kill, stocks are stuck supporting the bloated corpses of boomer retirements, so buy Store of Value cryptos in 6 months.

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I have 1 spx put lmao

I hope you're right, user.

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>entering the job market during a major recession
Lol you’re gonna get MILLENIAL’ed

my body is ready

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just catch the flu and fight it
we're all going down together
have a chinese girl stick her tongue in your throat

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Fuck.

FUCK!!

CIRCUIT
BREAKERRRRRRRR

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Bro
I would if I could

But also my gma is on her deathbed so I don’t want to not visit her but I also don’t want to get her corona’ed

>CIRCUIT
>BREAKER!

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the odds of contracting covid through aerosol particulates is very low, you'd have to have some guy sneeze in your face. just stop touching your fucking face and keep a 1-2m distance from people and you'll be fine without a mask. i mean, if you're going to use a n95 for protection, you mind as well go all out and get the face shield too.

>implying.

We're taking over the guberment nigger, 1930's style.

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what a goddess

>was just about to finish my master's and start looking for a job after this semester
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

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more like circute breaker >:D

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>tfw 30yo NEET since mid-20's looking for first real job
what are my chances, Yas Forums

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>diligently work hard to save money every day, week, month
>work up to 350k in savings
>months and potentially years worth of effort is destroyed because of retarded Chinese peasants eating vermin

Being a wagecuck is bad enough but seeing the fruits of my labor gone like this... on the other hand, I have a 160k salary so I guess I should count my blessings.

Nasdaq futures halted lmao

my cousin is graduating this year with a mechanical engineering degree. Bright kid but hes absolutely fucked.

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VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

>Strong buy
>Buy
>Neutral
>Sell
>Strong Sell

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> I have a 160k salary so I guess I should count my blessings

For now.

That means THERE IS NO FUTURE.

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We live in late stage capitalism.

:3

can you stroke?

N95 masks are supposed to be single use. Of course during difficult time you can try to store them for reuse a bit more, but that still couldn't last you very long as moisture from your breathing would affect the filter performance

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Jerome just said that we're still mid-cycle

>the bear will leave its cave forever
How could a Canadian be so right?

You know it's the end of the world when a Canadian says something insightful

you have to assume that after every use of a n95, the exterior is contaminated. so no, you can't reuse it without risk of self-contamination. cleaning the exterior also runs the risk of damaging the filtering properties of the mask. if you are in a very high risk area, it should be discarded after you remove it. if you work with dust and non-infectious materials, you can reuse until it becomes difficult to breathe.

stroke? like, draw?

Yeah I'm gonna be in a similar situation, I'm an EE
maybe I'll just go for a doctorate if all else fails

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SHORT
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what kind of talents do you have, and what kind of payment are you expecting

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Me too friendo!
What kind of job?

BREAK THOSE KNEEPADS OUT BOYS

HAHAHAHA

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We may be witnessing the end of the long term debt cycle.

Sun are you around? What’s that podcast you were talking about?

That’s fucked
We’re fucked

How true is this?

i've got a penetration testing certificate, i know how to code/do computer stuff/etc so i'm looking for a job in cybersecurity but i have about a seven year work gap

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cdc.gov/niosh/topics/hcwcontrols/recommendedguidanceextuse.html
extraordinary time extraordinary measure
No, of course you won't try to clean it

languages?
certs?
if the c-virus results in less foreign hires, it might be good news for you
if not, it's kind of tough

Oh you’re in a much better place if you have some skills like that and certification. Just remember not to get discouraged and to keep at it!

Hope you girls stocked up on ammo.

>cleaning the exterior also runs the risk of damaging the filtering properties of the mask.
Just run a far-UVC lamp over it.

i graduated civil engineering in 2017 and it was bad. rip for the 2020 grads

>FTSE 100 hasn't hit any euro circuit breakers
You can still watch the world end in real-time, boyos

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Ooh I guess it’s an interview

Marc Lipsitch?

Did Italy close their stock market or something?

That only ends when central banks are destroyed and the Jews are exiled to Mercury.

Well, maybe coronachan will take out some of the boomers and they'll be short staffed.
One can only hope.

Why are you not using RH?

We had a good run right guys?

i know c really well, other than that i don't really have a specialty, and i have an OSCP cert
tfw fell for the /biztesting/ meme
>if the c-virus results in less foreign hires, it might be good news for you
it would be nice but i'm not getting my hopes up, poos are physically indestructible because they regularly bathe in the ganges and throw cow shit at each other
i'm surprised contact with them didn't genocide us like we did to the american natives
thx m8 i just want to move out of my parents house so they won't be disappointed in me

what the hell, i thought trump put pence in charge of cornovirus and this was under control

Don't think RH has futures.

>US 30Y isn't impacted by circuit breakers
>This sleepy-ass investment vehicle is trading with more volatility than our stocks usually see
>I've literally seen SPXL swing less than our UNLEVERAGED 30Y T-bonds currently are, and it was still regarded as a somewhat exciting day for SPXL
What a time to be alive.

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DOW NO LONGER HALTED
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DOW NO LONGER HALTED
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frens i have a SPY 287 put that expires Monday. What happens if market hits circuit breaker?

Lads, I forgot to add my 1099 info from robinhood in my tax returns for the past few years. I haven't heard anything from the IRS. Is there a way for me to fix my return info if I already submitted it on turbotax? I only submitted it a couple days ago and I made 2 transactions worth about 50$ in 2019. Is there a way to edit my filing or do I just have to wait for the IRS to accept or reject it before I can add my stock information?

we don't even use those for sterilization, most labs and hospitals have chosen disposable PPE or autoclavable PPE. some of our older biosafety cabinets have the option but management has specifically told us they are not to be used.

Look on the bright side user. If the system collapses, at least you won't have to pay off your student debt.

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idk, I'm only watching the indices that I see the ticker updating for.

No futures. Can't see these swings in real-time.

Sweet! I thought it was locked down until tomorrow!

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ALL IN SQQQ
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD

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>U.S. 10 Year Treasury Note 0.499%

is this going to be a good time to pay denbts?

there's probably an IRS form for that
they have like 10,000 forms though
search for a "1099 correction form" or just a "tax correction form", then fill it out and submit it

I spent a bunch of effort being responsible and working during college so I don't have any denbts.
Now the system is going to collapse or Bernard will become president and nullify my effort.
WAKE ME UP

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Fear

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UVC would also destroy mask filter.

>tfw job doesn't rely on the economy at all and if anything a bad economy = more job security

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