FUTURES TRADING HAS BEEN HALTED

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You fags really just copy threads straight from pol now. GO BACK

Sage

no refunds

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yes, remember the great depression

Shalom
rabbi

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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COMPLETE FINANCIAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT

please explain like im a brainlet

What if my money is in a state owned bank?

Your life is going to change tomorrow.

Is that even an actual thing?

Nobody has hopes for the near- to mid-term future. People expect the world to grind to a halt because of the virus. The economy is busted.

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>FUTURES TRADING HAS BEEN HALTED

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In my country it is.

It's fucking over.

Global Economy Crashing and Super SARS/AIDS is infecting the entire human population.

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kek'd

finally free from this website and from this material plane

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death is near and im excited

ITT: One big nothingburger

Hope that the banks crash so that my loans disappear.

The kikes are scribbling your debts on clay tablets as we speak.

Fucking mouth breathing retards falling for the Jewish media kevetching about a fucking cold. Legitimately pulling all my money and putting it into fucking land since retards are willing to run face first into a recession over NOTHING.

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that blonde chick in the green dress on bloomberg is qt

>sees a meteor the size of a city imminently approaching
>it's burning red hot, the light is so bright it eclipses the Sun's
>he peaks through his hands a little, just enough to see it's impact and a shockwave hurling towards him with ground shattering force
>"One big nothingburg-"

>Buy shiny yellow rock
>survive corona chan

Then we can buy boomer real estate for pennies on the dollar

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Capitalism is collapsing LMAO

You have been living on borrowed time since 2008.

The recovery was all fake. It's all coming down now. Depression 2.0.

lmao

i see you fell for the 'its just the flu bro' meme

Shut the fuck up, past capitalism its gulags and death, no one is buying Bernfaggotkikes magical tale of "just take it from the evil weathly man lol"

i have over 200 N95 and P100 filters with 3 respirators, and a year's worth of food, water, alcohol, etc. you should have prepared, nigger :^)

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>implying the banks are solvent REEEEEEEEE

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>200 filters
Jesus Christ m8 are you planning on setting up some shop for stalkers after the collapse?

I'm just coming here for a laugh, although the social and human consequences of this are going to be disastrous. It's just wild to watch market "experts" and even important economists simply not get it.

There never was a recovery. It was funny money. Worldwide the economy never really got out of the 2008 crisis; the banks were just bailed out and the Fed inflated another giant asset bubble. Name an asset class and the price went up in another big speculative growth "boom," not a productivity-fueled one. So it was all going to crash again eventually. I was expecting it to crash last year but missed the timing on that... but now it is, and there's a distinct nature to this crisis, as the trigger is an exogenous shock.

And that we have no capacity for fiscal or montary stimulus left. There's nothing the Fed can do lmao

But it's not like the top capitalists and their servants in the government had any choice. They had to do this just so the system could reproduce itself, spreading crisis after crisis in its wake, and leading to the big one.

...Get out of here, stalker.

i'm planning on wearing a clean respirator for every second i am outside of my house.

I've been buying up HEPA filters and box fans to make makeshift room air filters, too.

I'm also making my own decontamination shower for when i enter my house. bleach, water, PVC piping, and valves are all you need

weaponized autism

i made quite a large sum of money trading crypto for the past 5-6 years and i am fully prepared to sit this one out.

>crypto will be worthless
that's why i've stocked up on food, water, gold, silver, guns, ammo, respirators, filters, gloves, alcohol (sanitizer and etc), painter's suits (makeshift hazmat suits), bleach, etc. i was slowly buying this stuff but in mid-december or so i dumped over $50k into my habbening stash.

H-hey user... mind if I crash on your couch for a while? Just until things blow over.
Strength in numbers r-right? Heh

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The virus should be dead by 9 days max hopefully after being on a surface
Your filters may not exactly be clean clean after a use, but it should be virus free. Also since you aren't using it for its intended purpose which is heavy duty shit, and instead walking around outside in clean air they should each last you months

if you were around in 2018, this is like BTC's initial drop to 6k. happened fast as fuck and was absolutely brutal. in hindsight, it was only the beginning and the first leg down.

fuck off nigger
ya i know this. i've been watching decontamination videos and practicing how to safely disrobe

The same thing happened during the 2016 election, brexit and when the Chinese Market slumped in 2015. You will panic, shit the bed and call it the end of the world only to be wrong again.

holy shit, is this legit?

fpbp

>comparing a valueless e-dubloon to actual ownership in actual companies

This guy will make it. Don't forget gloves.

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Holy fuck! I am going to be a billionaire by the time this is over!!!

I have 1,000 5N11 filters, 25 3M 6200 masks coming along with the 602 adapters. Sets will be for sale for $500 on bitcointalk to subsidize how many I purchased for family members that work in the medical field as doctors.
95% of masks come from China and hospitals are already having to ration.

>Global Economy Crashing
maybe

>Super SARS/AIDS is infecting the entire human population.
Haven't seen much evidence of this shit though

This is why if you get reusable masks get several as they are like $30 each (right now)

Ayo lets loot deez ypipo

You need to get yourself down to the nearest Jews for Tony, accept that you are a poorfag, repent, and accept Mr. Robbins as your personal savior.
Giddy-up, I'll wait here.

niggers will be too busy burning down their own neighborhoods

The market will unironically be dragged closer to break even during the day and may even close green. There is a lot of fuckery going on.

Crypto will go up though, right bros? I need you to tell me it will go up.

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i believe that crypto will crash initially along with stocks and fiat. when people are running the bank and realizing that their dollars are worthless, then crypto will spike along with gold, silver, stuff like that.

Keep playing the PPT Friday afternoon short squeeze. It's free money!
Just be sure to get out before close.

>be Monday 3/8/20
>markets open at around -3%
>Fed and PPT intervene all day
>keep all indexes from dropping below -4%
>last hour of trading they boost market to above -2%

They (the Fed) will never allow the market to all out collapse. They will print unlimited money to keep it solvent, as they've done over the last week. The amount of hyperbolic autism on here is hilarious.

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wtf is the point of opening the market tomorrow its just going to hit a circuit breaker 1hr in. Just close them

buy crypto

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youtu.be/xZbKHDPPrrc

Trump is going to commit suicide on live TV by next Friday.

KEK

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>doesn't get it

>VIX at 70

That's the highest it's been. EVER

We are beyond fucked

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Friendly reminder that the circuit breakers for tomorrow are:
> Level 1: 7%, trading halted for 15 minutes (unless after 3:25pm)
> Level 2: 13%, trading halted for 15 minutes (unless after 3:25pm)
> Level 3: 20%, trading halted for remainder of the day regardless of time

Smug days

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nip fed couldn't even get nikkei back below -5% despite that global 1%ish pump, not even the feds can save the market tomorrow

>as they've done over the last week.
how did that work out?

>They will print unlimited money to keep it solvent, as they've done over the last week
so what you're saying is that hyperinflation and the further devaluation of the dollar is imminent?

thanks just decided to dump another $25k into gold, silver, bitcoin, and monero