/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=nC8uM7LKS6s
youtu.be/CkeDjLZMRRk
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609
youtube.com/watch?v=tUt84LyH2JI
youtube.com/watch?v=v8ZzNzZr5Rc
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youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo
youtube.com/watch?v=oz57_qdRSxc
youtube.com/watch?v=CE352RwIAXY
soranews24.com/2020/03/09/thanks-to-the-coronavirus-over-450-manga-volumes-are-now-free-to-read-online/\
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Its over isnt it

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Trump always manages to up the ante with the chaos-tweeting, I don't know how he does it.

I'm ruined.

Sounds for this feel?
youtube.com/watch?v=nC8uM7LKS6s

>fearmongers and bears uniting
Huge buy signal.

> DOW futures down over 1000 points
> 10Y dives to nearly 0.5, basically negative rates when accounting for inflation
> S&P500 futures hit the breakers
> Oil down 25% in a single day
> all of Italy quarantined due to coronavirus
Oh yeah, it's shitposting time.

THREAD THEME
youtu.be/CkeDjLZMRRk

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btw that's a real tweet

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

is it too late to play options? should I just hold off until tomorrow and see what happens? I'm thinking of going all in on SQQQ when the market opens. I'm new to stocks, old to crypto, I'm a fucking retarded baby when it comes to this bullshit. But I want to make some quick blood money

Hasn't even started.

yall ever hear the concept of final flush

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What's next weeks game plan for you guys?
I'm going to sell my puts on monday, wait for the fed pump, and then buy more puts

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SQQQ
SPXU
TMF
DRIP

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Btw you’re a real bitch

>mfw I bought the dip
>mfw all these cheapies

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Im a bull

society is falling apart at the seems and people are bullish?? lol

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Plan is get my cash out of the fuckin market before black friday

PRESS D TO DAB ON BULLS

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imagine being an unironic bulltard right now

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Every retard talking about puts, calls, options, futures, when this is just a cookie cutter recession + panic + flu. The easiest thing would be to buy good companies when you think they reach their lowest point and just sit on them for decades right?

holy fuck drip is going to the moon tomorrow

anyone like tza

Thats my biggest position in inv etf

thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=tUt84LyH2JI

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Dubs decides when the bottom is

This market can suck my bull cock

you smart

Any of you guys want to join my agrarian socialist commune? The beets are coming in nice this year.

bro buy puts then you can buy your mail order bride

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>seems

We are so fucked tomorrow bros. Hang on

Personally I like the screaming in this: youtube.com/watch?v=v8ZzNzZr5Rc

WERE ALL GONNA GO BROKE AND DIE

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bought the dip, you bearfags are ruined, fed will never let thi....

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH sorry i can't, if you're still holding might as well kys now

SPY 200 EOM

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FTSE -5.2%

Is that bad?

Not just tomorrow, but the whole month. Just wait for the bankruptcies!

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583276822145.webm

Is this meme chart actually legit? If yes, where are we right now?

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Unironically 15000.

I was already losing money....then I BOUGHT THE DIP.

I'm going to have to be an escort again FUCK ME

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>seems

real brain death
25th this cunt out of there and I'm not even American he's a threat to everybody now.

there is no bottom

Not happy enough.

youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

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Denial

There is no bottom.

complacency

sorry friendos.
but thanks for the good tunes.

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i want to fuck becky so bad

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female?

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>I'm going to have to be an escort again FUCK ME

how much?

IT'S GOING TO 10K

Fugg

Eh, approximately panic.

is this bullish or bearish

13,292

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Please god I hope so

Oh god, here we go again

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And like that all you fools are screaming the market is going to crash tomorrow when its not.
The market has survived worse and when they announce the stupid vaccine for the shitty version of the flu everyone will flood the markets.

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Panic

6ft under

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21xx on the S&P and 195xx on the DOW. In my opinion, this is all well overdue and being used as an excuse to return assets to fair values. Do you really believe Netflix will make as much money as it did last year, for the next 90 years?

Qtard bait? Scavino sees weakness in base support, desperately trying to revive it but Trump's literally too senile.

It's no longer 2016.

I'm not smart, but smart enough to know that I'm not. If I was a genius I would get rich by shorting this mess of a market. I hope I'm just smart enough to profit of this panic. If it's just a 20% profit in two years, I'm definitely at peace with that. Companies like P&G, JNJ, AAPL, MSFT, DAL aren't going bankrupt, but hey, if a boomer thinks they are (or they want to secure their retirement before they croak), more power to us right?

I'm too dumb for that, and she would walk away with 50% of my gains + a monthly stipend in a couple of years.

One third current level

JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL
JAPAN IS KILL
>JAPAN IS KILL

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Disbelief.

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Not for another few months at least boomerino

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Thinking about writing covered calls if the explosive diarrhea that's the current stock market chills out a little bit.
Crab market = uncertainty

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>stage 1: denial

There it is, boys.

SHORT
P
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LONG
C
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HAPPENING!

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Crude is having a seizure at the moment.

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youtube.com/watch?v=oz57_qdRSxc

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Based

pls no
cute anime girls are the only reason i don't fucking kill myself

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My balls...

Anxiety

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CLOWN WORLD

what is gold oil correlation should buy gold now buy gold? oil down gold up?

that's pretty good, it was a better time when people could casually joke about these things

this
we're really in the dip between euphoria and complacency
there's a long way down

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Cap it.

This is just fucking brutal

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all this because of some stupid fucking cold

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Enjoy when you still have chance

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South Korea with 4th decline in new cases straight

US futures keep bouncing off the 5% down limit. Tomorrow is going to be absolutely brutal. Wouldn't be surprised if 3 circuit breakers are tripped and markets closed for remainder of the trading session.

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST PRESIDENT POSSIBLE.

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Fuck Chinks.

I want to fucking engage in sexual intercourse with Becky right fucking now it hurts muh dick. Literally best grill out of all those other fucks

There are dozens of anime artists outside Japan though.

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RIP JAPAN

>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

based and bull pilled

>it's still going down
m-maybe my manga will be cheaper
also FTSE -6% fucking hell

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If bulls don't like those prices, they can just make Asia 5% more valuable.

THIS IS A NOTHING BUT A CORRECTION TO THE MARKETS.
There is nothing wrong an we will see green days tomorrow evening and in the following week.
Everyone will forget the virus and Oil will go back up once people stop panicking.

youtube.com/watch?v=CE352RwIAXY

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THE FASTER WE'RE FALLING

WE'RE STOPPING AND STALLING

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It's like nero all over again

One dollar

NO BOTTOM

COPE
O
P
E

You mean qt Becky quick, right?

Summer will buy us some time.

In Japan all the manga is free now. Apps all went free to support the country staying home.

soranews24.com/2020/03/09/thanks-to-the-coronavirus-over-450-manga-volumes-are-now-free-to-read-online/\

Thankfully, to help people keep their spirits up and combat boredom, a large number of Japan’s manga publishers are making their comics available to read online for free.

The current free-to-read anthology selection includes back issues from the last few months, for a total of 78 free editions currently available (access app/website in parentheses):
● Weekly Shonen Jump (Shonen Jump +)
● Weekly Shonen Sunday (Sunday Webly)
● Kokoro Comic, Kokoro Ichiban (Kokoro Online)
● Betsu Comi, Sho-Comi, Cheese!, Ciao Deluxe, Petit Comic, Monthly Flowers (Shogakukan e-Comic Store)
● Ribbon, Bessatsu Margaret, Koko Hana, The Margaret (Margaret Bookstore)
● Weekly Shonen Champion (Manga Cross)
● Hana to Yume, The Hana to Yume Shin, LaLa, LaLaDX

What’s arguably even better, though, is that a number of publishers are making the entirety of historically best-selling individual series available, giving fans the chance to revisit/finish off long-running series. Shogakukan’s Sunday Webly, for example, will be making every single volume free-to-read for 11 titles, starting with Hayate the Combat Butler, Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple, and Kekkaishi. On March 8, Ranma 1/2, Major, and Psyche Mata Shite mo get added to the list, with The Law of Ueki, Ghost Sweeper Mikami, and Miyuki coming on the 15th and Ushio and Tora and Libero Revolution on the 22nd. In total that’s 392 volumes of free manga (and to reiterate, that’s volumes, with each containing multiple chapters).

Impossible, Cramer told me futures are dorks in pajamas playing a meaningless game.

SHORT
P
Y

LONG
C
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Nope. The correction would happen in sept/oct.
This is real world virus panic pure and simple

Bottom is in. Green tomorrow.

same pattern we've seen in hong kong and wuhan
it appears to be controllable with sufficent social distance measures, the question is how economically damaging those measures are and do western nations have the appetite for them