>THREADLY REMINDER TO TRAIN YOUR ASS NOW. THREADLY REMINDER TO TRAIN YOUR ASS NOW. >THREADLY REMINDER TO TRAIN YOUR ASS NOW. THREADLY REMINDER TO TRAIN YOUR ASS NOW.
>Wow, putting money into an index fund and having it slowly accumulate over the years sounds like a good idea. I'm sure literally nothing bad could happ-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOMMMY MOMMY TELL THEM TO STOP SELLING THE MARKETS HASN'T EVEN FUCKING OPENED MOMMY PLEASE ALL MY ETFS ARE GOING DOWN THE SHITTER PLEASE PLEASE MOMM-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
as someone who mainly just day trades AMD specifically, i wonder how fucked it's gonna be on monday. will be interesting to see how the price ends up moving intraday.
THERE'S NO STOPPING THE RIDE DOWN TO HELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN BUT YOU NEVER DID
Every single person right now is absolutely 100% sure that markets will close 6% down tomorrow. Is this a good indication that we'll actually be up tomorrow?
Wonder how many people have you know offed themselves? Your at the retirement point, the paperwork's all been done so no going back for you. Your 401k has taken a big ass hit. So your hurting financially and soon will be out of a job. Then since your older the risk of getting the Virus is higher. Just sounds like fun all around don't it?
Owen Nguyen
kek
Joshua King
how do you like that fake and gay pump on friday now?
I got Robinhood and Schwab, was going to go with Ameritrade but for now I can’t be assed to do that paper application thing. Any particular shares that don’t involve corona meme vaccines I should be aware of?
You still have the same shares as yesterday and the day before. If you're a real buy and hold investor you do both. No matter what.
Aaron Roberts
why not SPXS calls it has more leverage
Christopher Robinson
Unironically right.
Lincoln Myers
>All the boards I frequent have ended up turning into Yas Forums I came from Yas Forums to check on /smg/
There is no escaping from Yas Forums
Robert Bennett
When people say they're in cash do they mean literal cash at home or is money in the bank account good enough?
Brody Wright
SO basically we are all going to get a chance to buy oil stocks with fucking 10 percent dividend yields this year!!!! I'm fucking stoked, I might take a shit tier job just to get extra money to buy oil stocks this year! We are living in the glory days boys.
>If you're a real buy and hold investor you do both I am a fucking child playing with things beyond my comprehension. I have no idea what I am doing, the only thing I know is that I am losing money.
Why are people panicking over a crash? Literally just don't sell and you'll be back at the top in 1-2 years. Meanwhile you can push hard at the dip - surely you've saved some liquidity?
Nathaniel Watson
cash or cash alternatives in their brokerage account
Landon Williams
I remember when this image was first posted but not the circumstances
Jaxson Watson
I'm out. I have enough food and water for months, great health, few bills, live at home like a NEET, a decent job in tech where I'll likely work from home soon (and enough savings if that goes away). Should be an entertaining year.
Charles Long
Stop. Just fucking stop for a second. If you put money in that you desperately need to survive, you should reevaluate your decision to be a trader/investor. If you didn't, and you can bear without that money for an extended duration, just hold it and continue bringing in an income from whatever other sources you have.
Markets always go through horrible drops. If you've become insolvent from this one, then pulling out isn't going to save your stupid ass. If you haven't, just ride it out. Be fucking patient and ride it out. Amid horrible, horrible fucking economic despair the market always manages to come out ahead eventually. Just fucking ride it out. Grow up and be patient.
Jaxson Ward
The stock exchanges are basically just a set now for market coverage.
I do like that Einstein of wallstreet guy though. He shaved his head a little while back in solidarity with his wife who was going through chemo.
Nathaniel Garcia
D >but it's reached the bottom >fed will be pamping it for sure >watch as it moons again >mfw
Isn't it big investment firms that are selling because they depend more on short term profits? I know nothing about the stock market.
Levi Kelly
So did I. Heh. It doesn't matter anyway. SPY is going to be 400 next year, and those of you who didn't buy will be looking back to March 2020 wondering why you pussied out. You'll see.
I agree with the sentiment of not playing with money you need or aren't willing to lose but you're a retard if you're not using at least some of the capital to long/short as you ride the wave down and back up kek.
I love watching everyone freak out while sitting comfy with SPY puts, 300 expiring tomorrow, 280 expiring Friday.
Elijah Baker
I pray Exxon and Chevron don't cut dividends but with oil going back to 30 a share or lower it could happen, either way I'm loading up on oil this spring and summer.
Excited to see what my gold miners do tomorrow. They seem to be a big gamble nowadays. Not really rising with gold but maybe that’s about to change especially with such cheap oil for their operations.
Charles Thompson
>cure announced >all your puts expire worthless >mass bobo suicides You'll see. You will all see.
we could go as low as 15-20 if corona kicks in harder and this oil war picks up but yes this can be an excellent opportunity to load the fuck up come spring/summer
Aaron James
Real question is: buy more puts at open or wait?
Grayson James
Mariana's Trench
Thomas Bennett
D
fucking bulls were delusional. The fools are all zoomers who had no fucking idea what thin ice they were on.
It's too late to get puts, and it's too early to get calls. Volatility and theta are going to fuck the shit out of any gains except for a few lucky guesses. All you can do now is try to time the market, which is a fucking stupid strategy, and one propped up by stupid-ass survivorship bias fuckers like you.
>just keep trying to guess the swings and risk losing thousands bro
Thats literally me. Except i sold most of my ETFs 2 weeks ago.
Liam Russell
Vaccines for how long? Oh yeah those take up about I don't know....say 18 months? You bulls stand no chance. Better invest in some ROPE while you still can
Hmm, 4 cases of the Virus in my state now. Last week there was just one. Next week? who the fuck knows. Two of the 4 is in counties next door to mine. Considering I live in the capital city the odds don't look to good. Fuck.. we'll be grocery shopping this coming weekend to.
Owen Foster
....by tomorrow? I don't get emotional traders, follow the market. Rolling spy puts are like printing money right now, when you start to hear and see everyone calming the fuck down, which is going to happen because as big of a habbening as this is, nothing ever habbens, you start rolling spy calls back up.
Gavin Nelson
How will gold save him this time? You know who I'm talking about
Stock market is LITERALLY nothing but human psychology >bad news happens (virus in this case) >everyone thinks a dip will obviously happen, so they decide to sell so they can buy at the dip >the dip happens because people sold (a self-fulfilling diphecy) >they buy at the dip (nobody knows where the bottom is, but generally speaking this retardation will only last couple of months) >the stock market has grown back to where it was shortly after This has happened like 30 times now since 2008. The only way you lose money is if you panic and sell.
Eli White
>he thinks there's a bottom Ground control to major Tom
I panicsold 2 weeks ago and that was the best financial decision i have ever made
Dominic Gutierrez
Bullish: Remdesivir works Bearish: There aren't nearly enough doses for it to make a difference Bearish: NYC is still a week from quarantine, other US cities 2 weeks
Welp.
Hunter Jenkins
Oil prices will go down, but they'll lag behind. Learn how that market works. They cannot prop up inflated prices when crude is bottomed out.
Nathan Ward
I am 50% bonds 40% stocks (mostly consumer staples and Utilities) and 10% precious metals. I will wake up tomorrow green anons can you say the same?
Ryan Howard
Gasoline and ULSD futures are down 20%
Carson Foster
I'd wait for a bounce honestly, it's going to be a brutal open but things will as usual calm after awhile, but it really depends on your mentality. Buying at open, and accepting it may lose money in exchange for getting in fast, it is your safest bet.
Jackson Gonzalez
ITS JUST A FLU BRO
William Jones
Not even down 20% yet like the end of 2018. Probably won't get there either. When they announce Kaletra and the Gilead drug work then we pop way the fuck back up.
Its probably already been floating around since January and no one knew because in 99% of cases its mild.
This is going to be prime bear meat sometime this month.
Kaletra also works. So two drugs. And they only need drugs for the bad patients, not the majority that will barely even feel the effects of the virus
Gabriel Miller
>Fuck.. we'll be grocery shopping this coming weekend to. Between you and me, your ass needs to grocery shop immediately. Call out sick to work/school and keep hitting Costco until you build up at least a 3 month supply of food and essential medicine.
Also the doubling time is 4-6 days with no quarantine or major protective measures. Extrapolate a little and see how fucked we all are.
Zachary Richardson
It's not over, but it's looking to be an ugly year. Oldfag here, been through several rough periods. You'll survive. You have to, but this isn't the "end". A lot of you are so young, you don't know any different, I've been around since the 60's. It's gonna get bad. Worse than you've ever experienced, worst case, but "over"? Nah. If the oil price war isn't ended quickly...well...it's gonna get ugly. Fast. Oil floats all boats.
Logan Wilson
Do you even know what the NYSE is?
Samuel Cruz
Yep, and the big boys know those two pieces of news are coming while 99% don't.
Jaxson Hughes
thank you for donating your money to the bear squad
